Pam bondi makes my blood boil I cannot sit through these clips

Dave p*rtnoy in and out of Lloyds in less time it’s taken for us to get seated lmao

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

Once you notice the grifter gulp you will not stop noticing it I can’t explain it you just have to know what I’m talking about

I kinda can’t believe I get to listen to fully mastered dust bowl in less than 24 hrs after only listening to rips of the demo for years yall are about to be sick of me

god I wish I knew who was behind this sticker project. I see one every time I’m out and they keep getting cooler and cooler.

I’m gonna need the national weather service to bring back their folks or someone needs to start a private weather forecasting operation cause I’m getting real tired of this surprise rain

Oh no we toured those three Iranian nuclear facilities on our honeymoon so today is especially hard for us

who’s gonna **** ***** I’m getting impatient

Idk who needs to be de-influenced but I’m seeing lots of fragrance companies developing body mist / hair mist right now. We aren’t falling for this cash grab in 2025! It’s highly diluted + barely scented filtered water with a crazy markup. Wont last you very long. Save ya money.

running into regulars at trader joe’s gotta be up there on list of least favorite small talk conversations. like yeah, man. i’m not at work. cause I’m here. holding frozen mandarin chicken and unexpected cheddar. see you in the frozen/pantry hybrid aisle in 5 seconds

we have made so. much. strawberry syrup this season yall I’m talking 9 gallons per week minimum and we aren’t stopping anytime soon everything I know and love is covered in strawberries but I do it for the people (& for the matcha & for the frozen margs)

The Neighbor Distribution System has just given us the loudest upstairs neighbors in the entire galaxy yall I’m talking bricks. for. feet. theatrical vocal projection. truly unmatched and impressive. but ☝️ they have good music taste so it’s fine

I’ve been obsessively making a pot of chicken soup every week and using this magical god send blend for a majority of the dry seasonings and … just get it. it’s perfect.

“our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak” most amazing thing i’ve heard come out of the tariff war

enough with the april fools marketing you’re making me hate this innocent and fun holiday I don’t wanna buy your dumb little things!!! I just wanna prank my friends!!!

Cheezit stash at work was manufactured in the K factory thank fucking god

m*tt w***m******* is in the shop rn his presence is ruining the vibe / my day

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

a24 threatens to release new season of euphoria

i have finally lived long enough to see myself become the villain (ingredient only household)

innie this, outie that how about why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

My fig round just dropped. Act like a wasp and get up in that. open.substack.com/pub/cuirderu...

Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.

cornribs & coffee getting absolutely cooked in their ig comments rn it's a beautiful thing to see, really

also, it smells reeeeeally fuckin good

scored an art book i've been searching for on ebay for years and finally FINALLY i got a copy. it goes for $200 and this seller dropped to $40 after i liked it yall i have never bought something so quickly god has smiled on me yes he has

we got engaged today after exploring the old tower out by lullwater creek and we are so happy! 💌💍

little bit of an in-progress list of witchy movies and some perfumes to accompany them (tba) boxd.it/BIHS8 #letterboxd

did some wandering and thinking and realizing this week feeling soooo peaceful and recharged. happy holidays 🦇🖤🕯️

spent my birthday with my new bangs, some good food, and some new perfume from serge lutens and heretic ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

having one of those moments where if i don't get a new tattoo within the month i might die

did i accidentally order 10 samples of nosferatu x heretic? maybe i did.

Sheep Meadow in Maggie’s top 10 fragrances of the year 👀

sometimes i just wanna run around the depths of hyrule getting lost and wandering in the dark with looming doom and gloom around every corner is that too much to ask

A perfume bottle from approximately 1925, showcasing eight small glass bottles designed to resemble segments of an orange.

can't stop saying A FRAUD MARRIAGE ? 🤨✋💍 like anora

asked my mom for a family recipe and she let the cajun out 😭

Introduce yourself with 4 fragrances 💌 #fragrancesky #perfumesky

*extremely* excited to have a print copy of one of my favorite recipes from cabagges 🤩

thinking about princess irulan's head pieces in dune part two

My top 10 favorite perfumes of 2024 (in no particular order)

what show should i watch next the options are industry, last of us, or yellowjackets

I Need To Shoot My Phone

Drivin N Mewin

caramelizing onions and tapping my foot

eating cereal and coughing

Burton Errny

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