Hank Green tweeting about the "far-left in Europe" being against AC is so baffling. Why do people from the US insist on treating Europe as one big country? Like... I've always respected Hank Green as a very intelligent person but.. what??? Is he rage baiting? Make it make sense

I am not brave and I have no self-restraint, I repeat, I am NOT BRAVE.

Every single day I wake up and think "is today the day I buy myself an Ayn Thor?" and then I show the kind of self-restraint reserved for only the strongest of people. I am so brave.

I had ONE (1) slice of chorizo hours ago and my entire apartment still stinks of it.

Back on my 6:30am walk bullshit

If you ever want people to be incredibly weird in your comment section, just mention Taylor Swift.

generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023 people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip

A bunch of adults are crying over a videogame on the internet again

I found a save point out on my walk today

"The universe is, and we are"

Okay so I finished Outer Wilds like 3 hours ago & this is me rn. What have I done to myself.

We're going to be in Cantabria for the solar eclipse AND the Perseid meteor shower. I'm so fucking excited for August.

I've been playing through TLOZ: The Minish Cap in the evenings with my partner & I'm realizing that it's singlehandedly responsible for my love of pixel art. I poured SO many hours into The Minish Cap when I was a kid, spent hours exploring every nook & cranny. It's still a 10/10.

miHoYo have reached out to me multiple times for YT sponsorships and I've declined every single one. They've always come across as shady as fuck to me & this is more confirmation of that.

Hey look, I remembered to post that I'm live! twitch.tv/trashmarble yapping & decorating my tomodachi island 🐸

If I stream Forza Horizon 6 and make all of the cars look like barbie owns them and get all of the car names wrong do you think the rage bait would work?

I know nothing about cars, yet I still want to play Forza Horizon 6.

Hey what if we all just *stopped* using Google?

I hate that I do my best work at like 2am.

Everything I have ever learned about Asmongold has been entirely against my will

This is Jeff the plastic Halloween spider. My partner and I take turns hiding it around the apartment to scare each other, except I'm always too busy day dreaming to even notice it and Dino shits himself whenever he sees it. 10/10 psychological torture, highly recommend.

Me, as a student: aw man how am I going to write this 2k word essay, that's so many words. Me, 10 years later: idk man, I think this 10k word script could use some more detail.

Why yes, I am staring at your dog. Thank you for noticing.

Is Pelican Town actually even a town, though?

Dino said I'm like a chia pet cause I shaved my head & it's growing back so fast already 😂

What the fuck even is "mogging" and why must I learn new things every day

Being able to have a proper shower right before bed is possibly the *biggest* upside to shaving your head.

So I watched Face Off the other day for the first time cause I put Nic Cage on my Tomodachi island & chat made me put "wearing other people's faces" as a topic of conversation. Lots of slow motion & doves. I lost my shit when they said "Face... Off!" like 3 times within 15 seconds. 5 stars, 10/10.

My years-long cosplay as someone with long hair is finally over. 🥚

A meet cute except it's me and ur dog locking eyes from across the park and becoming best friends

"If these trees started talking I bet they'd only talk shit" Noah Kahan is wise.

I almost always forget to post when I'm live but not today! Doing a lil Staryu Valley construction today, although I am the sleepiest girl. 😴🐸✨ twitch.tv/trashmarble

I did 5 push ups yesterday and today everything hurts.

Dino just said "People only watch Euphoria because Todd Sweeny is in it" and this made me very happy.

I can't wait to shave my head 😩

I was a serial nail biter for literally my entire life. I used to bite my nails so bad that it would hurt to pick things up, and then I stopped. I was also a pretty heavy smoker for 16 years, and then I stopped. You can do the thing, trust me.

Just got out of seeing Project Hail Mary. 1) I have NEVER heard a packed theater go that silent before in my life. 2) I have a new favourite movie.

Growing up I was lead to believe that I would have to deal with sharks a lot more than I have.

I love how this video starts with a dude on the toilet. It's a great metaphor for the massive dump Meld just took all over their credibility. 10/10 perfectly executed, fuck genAI.

Somebody please come take some of the RGBs from my keyboard, it's too powerful

In case you were wondering how Staryu Valley is going 👀 #pokopia #stardewvalley

Listen, I love Pokopia. I detest roof building with a fiery passion only comparable to the flames found in the deepest depths of hell. WHY do none of the wall blocks match any of the roof blocks? Even if you paint them, none of them match. The anger, it is consuming me.

(Feeding a slice of bread into the toaster) Eat up little one (Grabbing the bread after it pops back up) Ungrateful beast, no dessert for you

I looked at twitter for two seconds and

Hi, I'm recreating Stardew Valley in Pokopia. (Staryu Valley, Pelipper Town) Join us for chill Sunday vibes! Twitch.tv/trashmarble

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

Just starting the latest season of The Boys and the real life parallels with the current US administration are actually insane.

It's been two months since I quit smoking and I feel great, y'all. I no longer feel like I'm about to cough up a lung when I take the stairs.