Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

im at the point where im often times pretty much lucid dreaming but cant do what i want to do because im in a dream inside a dream 😭

blackcurrants taste like blueberries if they were evil

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train beer best beer (its karhu, not koff btw. yummy 😋)

im coming out of the closet im actually just an AI sorry everyone :(

i love radiators

yo i cant wait to stream medal of honor allied assault when i get home

i love tits

ok so i have max payne 1 and 2 now and alan wake 1 and alan wakes american nightmare i am super finland now !! gamer

outside: *pum pum pum prrrrrät fiy fiy diy pum pum pum prrrrrrrr rrrrr* me: :|

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i saw someone on reddit asking what kind of games will run on their 4gb ram laptop they got for christmas kinda blows my mind they still sell those. does that thing even run microsoft office or even windows 11? also wtf kinda gift is that xD

ive gotten so many ai generated ads on reddit today that ive reached the daily limit for hiding ads also a daily limit for hiding ads is diabolical i didnt mind supporting reddit with ads before cus they werent intrusive but now im not dealing with that stuff anymore lets just say that.

an age prompt on a website with MM-DD-YYYY formatting is like a flashbang to the face fr

A planet’s rotation is how long its day be

humble bundle has the snufkin game on a great bundle im omw to my moms place for christmas rn and i do have a steam deck with me time to make mom a gamer? (last time she played a video game was some kind of mario on nes or snes and she didnt like it :o )

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

iwantaps3iwantaps3iwantaps3iwantaps3 but the controller battery life :(

In May, Twitch deleted 100K speedruns among millions of other videos. With the help of ArchiveTeam and @archive.org we saved these speedruns and 500K+ other popular Twitch videos. My search tool for viewing these archives is now live! archive.speedrun.club

theres decaf coffee but whys there no decaf energy drinks. id honestly buy that like rn u know what i mean?

the steam deck has to be the coolest device ive ever owned

i couldnt sleep last night, found god while laying in my bed and im now feeling the best ive felt in months in other news, it seems like i forgot to take one of my many meds last night. oops

PSA to anyone who wants to play hogwarts legacy but doesn't wanna support j.k. rowling game is free to grab rn on epic games enjoy :)

like flies and stuff just wake up from their egg and immediately know what to do and me at 26 still have no idea what to do with my life are we the most stupid species or what

what if i studied welding.. what if

imagine if they made chewing gum out of lava, that would be so hot

assassin's creed 3 is so fucking good yall haters can just be haters all u want

ok that cover looks cool

A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg. ‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’ A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together. The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.” ‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.

wait wtf usb 4 has existed since 2019 and some of the connectors in our latest devices like iphone air and 17 are still using usb 2 😭😭

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why is it that theres no 100% good game. every game is either mid or is really good for the most part but with some really awful sections

spyro trilogy now played through pretty good games i must say

Watching corporations exploit human longing and use marketing to project hope that string generators are people is… well it’s not the worst crime but it’s top 10. Someone on here said to me that these things have ‘more emotional intelligence than the average human’ and it bummed me out for hours

pretty terrible day today, shoutout to sly and spyro speedrunners for making my day a little bit better :)

far cry primal on discount for 2.99 i avoid ubislop stuff like the plague but this time i might consider going for it

hebrew is one of those old woman languages like italian, where if an older woman speaks the language she really sound like a grandma

Back in my day, EA bought things and dismantled them, not the other way around

important life announcement: after drinking coffee since i was 5 years old, im switching to tea, at least for now

are the batman arkham games any good for someone whos not really into the batman thing? 4€ on sale per game and that seems like a really good deal if the games are worth playing

i was supposed to today figure out the next game to play on stream but i ended up pretty much chatting the entire day on discord what the hec do i do now

coming out of the closet for the first time publicly in my entire history of being on the internet and being ashamed and scared to say it i have bipolar disorder. there, i said it. now, how is everyone doing on this fine day? :)

how to hide politic blue sky

wow undertale 10 Year

its my birthday yaaaaaaay

bayonetta 1 as a game is: 90% very nice 10% fucking bullshit fuck this stupid ass game fucking hell who the fuck desinged this what the fuck is this game design

shoutout to that one new guy in my twitch chat who backseated me out of ragequitting hollow knight today :D

gonna start bayonetta on stream tomorrow. im scared. always scared of new games for some reason