Can’t wait for the 3 total runs the phils will score in the next 5 calendar days

I’m supposed to just go to bed now like I’m not mad as hell?

You guys are my potty mouthed people.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

What if the flyers just shot the puck and it went in? That’d be cool.

Someone break a stick on carter harts face for me plz

Dont touch my mf goalie

FUCK.

Flyers: pp needs to be better Phillies: need to score more runs Sixers: woof

Another power play lol

And Bryce is popping off?! I’m having fun

I bet that felt good for coots after all the “how does it feel taking a scaled back, leadership role?” questions

I just screamed WHAT?!? HELLLL YESSSS

JAMIE DRYSDALEEEEEEEE

Local Drunk Can't Stop Talking About Breathalyzer Installed in His Car "None Of My Neighbors Have This. Guess I Must Be Cooler."

STOTTTYYYYYYYYY

The Phils giving Kyle a standing O for not striking out 😭😭😭

Fun? Am I actually having FUN?!

I need Gritty to bury this thing in a shallow pit with hot coals for about 6 hours and then dig it up and share it with us all.

Excellent idea to take a penalty there

Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it

Need the Phils to score some damn runs plz

This is not going well

The Garrett Stubbs game 🤣

Your favorite outfielder's favorite outfielder

Phew! Good for painter

It cost me $73 to fill my tank this morning. This is all totally fine

I missed it 😩😭

Crawford is not messing around this week. Hell yeah.

ALEC BOHM?!?! TWO WALKOFFS?!?! A SWEEP?!?! What is happening

There we go. I was just early with my snark

Dang it

We love our large adult designated hitter and occasional left fielder

KYLEEEEEEEEE

It’s ok marsh just has to steal home. I believe in him.

Brandon Marsh is everything.

Alvy suckssss

Ohkayyy Garcia!

SPEED DEMON KYLE SCHWARBER

THERE HE IS! Hell yeah Crawford

WEEEEEEE

Crawford stays walking games off and I love it

AHHH NEVERMIND!!! FUCK YESSSSS

These dummies would go to extras on a double header day

STOTTT HOLY MOLY

SUCCESSFUL BUNT 🚨

Good job Kyle.

I had a terrible morning and then I remembered there are TWO Phillies games today. Now it’s worse

TK has the most handsome smile 🥰