god is real and she hates me 🥀

henceforth referring to my period as "having flow aura"

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

I know I'm late but it's taken me a while to fully gather my thoughts. I'm mostly frustrated that the kindness of myself and some of my friends was taken advantage of in this way. That's entirely on me for not doing good journalism, but now I sit with the knowledge that I partially fueled the flames

You've seen our organizers bring you the finest events, but how well do they fare when you flip the script? Meet R4R: An event ft all contributors to the comp community as the players televised to fundraise for @raicestexas.bsky.social mission to help immigrants! youtu.be/NWxEw2QdkS0 #compsplatoon

cried 3 times what a fucking movie

Shanah Tovah

I'm gonna ask this on main for reasons I'll explain later, but if any mutuals know an FA who's 19+, willing to play 2-3x a week, good mental + vibes, and fw our comp and learning environment pls send them out way. Weapons in the +1 tier are suggestions but not exhaustive!

hardest discord wordle falloff of all time

I want to begin by saying that I am not close to Jared or Madness, these thoughts are my own, and I apologize for not speaking up sooner Jared's statement emits ignorance and foolishness.

After reading the whole doc/script, I'm just left wondering what's the point of making this video now? What does doing this resolve? How does its existence improve the community and make it safer? Naturally, the answer's pretty obvious, and that's to re-legitimize the Splat Safety org, but

LTC 2024 was by far the best weekend of my life. I saw so many great friends, I got to fulfill my dream of commentating at a major LAN with some of the best to ever do it, watching Moonlight in grands was unforgettable, it was just magical. I can't wait until I can go to my next LAN

Today's baking adventure was baklava, my favorite dessert and definitely the thing I've made that I'm the most proud of :) Real ones know how much effort this shit takes lol

For splat folks not on twitter: it appears the LTC 2024 organizers have not paid anyone on the Splatoon side, which includes winners, TOs, and commentators, and then has attempted to scrub their digital footprint when pushed by Cyren about payment #compsplatoon

my heart wants to bake cookies but my body wants bed time :/

wanted to bake some bread today and ended up with a very pretty pan of focaccia

Very serious Low Ink commentary with @brokenpinky.bsky.social

SO EXCITED FOR THIS RAAAHHHHH I'll be commentating with my great friend @nellf1re.bsky.social and it's gonna be so awesome. I'm looking forward to seeing the impact of all the new weapons. See y'all Saturday!

RAIDERS ‼️ #Splatoon

Fight for your right to crown your team as the best in the world. Introducing the Splat World Series by Inkling Performance Labs in collaboration with AREA CUP. Qualification begins via SuperJump 5 on June 28th-29th Ensuing qualifiers below youtu.be/EHfv5GtNme0

SPLATOON TENTH ANNIVERSARY ARTWORK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (pieced together from Nintendo Today!) this rules dude it looks so awesome

im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service

Currently unemployed so I’m doing pay what you can (with minimums) commissions + $5 doodles! DM me on bsky or @\sockz.party on discord! Reposts appreciated! ❤️

my roommates are making fun of me bc all of my cooking is "southern grandma core"

I got high and drew john splatoon butch lesbian

LAN CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN W/ @brokenpinky.bsky.social !!! www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

super pumped to be on the mic for such a cool tournament! i'll see you all tomorrow

protect her at all cost <3

Apple lovers

just watched a minecraft movie

they didn't have candles at the sushi place but i made it work

Another week in the books, and despite the lower player counts competitive Splatoon 3 keeps moving forward. Join @brokenpinky.bsky.social as they cover it all in The Weekly Ink! 🔗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2jT...

i hate being sick, my roommates are watching the grammys in the living room and i'm feeling so much fomo when i'm literally separated by them by ONE door ;-;

I don't think I've met a single person whose favorite number is 2

locker inspired by splatsune inku!!! ^_^ #splatoon3 #splatoonlocker #hatsunemiku

Introducing...the Splatoon 3 LAN Championship Showdown! youtu.be/mvSpi0F7KQ8?...

did a thing yesterday

I can't overstate how much of a QoL upgrade it is to have cookie dough in the freezer at all times, especially during hot cocoa season If you're ever feeling down, BOOM fresh cookies

oh the urge to drop out of my engineering major and just go to the culinary program at a community college it gets stronger by the day

what i gotta do to get a sugar parent to buy me an $80 mechanical keyboard 👀 👀 👀

happy thanksgiving y'all

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat