@witheredbonnie1985.bsky.social sat on my gift box and I couldn't get out, back again now

Someone set the god damn smoke alarm off again by burning the pizza, who on earth is cooking at this time?

I believe the proper terminology for moments like these would be: Chat I'm so Cooked

What year is it? I keep hearing contradictory statements

The Pizzeria seems a lot emptier than I remember. The only people I can find are my father-in-law and that faceless idiot...

Someone left my music box on for far longer than it should've been. Awesome nap but I've been gone for too long

Musimc bocks

Sorry I fell asleep to my music box for a few days, what did I miss?

THERE BE TREASURE 🗣️

Puppet from fnaf

Here's my costume, bet @witheredbonnie1985.bsky.social could have one like this

// holy moly there's 100 of you now

// HI IVE MADE A DISCORD SERVER FOR PEOPLE IN FNAF PARODY BLUESKY COMMENT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED AND I'LL DM AN INVITE :3

Nice to see you three join the party @d3ep-cut.bsky.social

There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.

// Had a dream that some of fnafbsky formed a discord gc, think it was me, withered bonnie, the shadows, henry, William, Foxy, and toy Freddy. We'd all act in-character, but it got personal when Foxy rode a pirate ship through Henry and Willy's dining table, then there was just... Onions everywhere?

*GASP!* I knew you planned on plowing him. When you about to release, say, “shadow Freddy said I told you so.”

Vanessa suffered more than Michael in FNAF

Beeg Miku :)

never streaming with this mfs again

@musicboxenjoyer.bsky.social The man behind your father

Date night with Henryyy!! (He doesn't know it's a date) (Also don't mind that it looks like daytime there was a lighting strike nearby) //bad quality rushed phone art be upon ye 💀

// I need a version of this gif but for bluesky accounts

I do still quite enjoy balls

The Withered Foxies are forming a tribe. Luckily I've been safe from them and the toilet head hiding in Mr. Afton's office all day.

// I love that this lives here on my chair

Strawpage thread.

I made a strawpage! :) witheredbonnie.straw.page

i'm gonna flip you like pancake.

just throwed Ballon Boy's Ipad through the window

//this was not meant for this account.

Omg I NEED them they can make out on my desk while I play fnaf 2,,,

A good example of this seems to be @foxythepirate.bsky.social @witheredfoxyreal.bsky.social @witheredfo.bsky.social and @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social all co-existing

F# F# B F# F# G# G# F# D# F# D# F# F# B F# F# G# G# F# D# F# D# F# F# B C# D# C# D# E D# C# B A# B

None of this.

Nightmare Bonnie's going through it rn

Toy Freddy's new look (Art quality sucks cuz I speedran this)

// can we please refrain from racism/slurs on fnaf parody bsky please and thank you

felt cute might delete later

My memory is compromised. I can only remember two things.

The others are like animals, but I am very aware

Reskeeting this as there are a lot of new faces around here. Just know I actively add to this list whenever I see someone new

@1987themarionette.bsky.social Welcome to the party fellow Puppet

Tomorrow. It will be done.

Some kid shat somewhere in the restaurant and I can’t figure out where. PLEASE HELP I JUST WANT TO CHILL IN THE VENTS WITHOUT THIS FUCKING STENCH CURSING MY NOSTRILS