Apologies for my absence. As it turns out, dying and coming back to life with a whole new, fake identity means I have to get a whole new driver's license and that process has gotten at least ten times more complicated than when I was younger. I miss my car...

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Happy Halloween. Gregory wanted to go trick-or-treating and I, for one, was completely on board so we dragged Vanessa to a costume shop. I insisted on coordinated costumes.

Cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. Just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

Asmr POV: I beat you repeatedly with a metal wrench then stab you to death

⛓️T R A P⛓️ #FNAF #Willry

first impression 👍 #fnaf

There is no possible way in hell I just witnessed a kid write the words "should of" instead of "should have". Are these children not going to school??? Can somebody tell their parents to stop wasting money on arcade games and get them some tutors?

William's the name, hating's our game.

This place looks more deserted than Utah.

Nobody mourned my death the first time around. Least I can do with this shitty second chance I've been given is to ensure even ONE person will when I eventually keel over for good.

How are there always so many damn people in this Pizzaplex. The tickets are so damn expensive, where is everyone getting the money to throw away on this overstimulating hellscape for brainrotted toddlers?

I am posting to let you all know I am still alive. For now. Good evening.

I've been putting off posting this cuz i wasn't sure if it was perfect just yet but I'm really really proud of how it turned so i decided fuck it. I never tried coloring/shading with this brush. I like it a lot! #williamafton #fnaf #jax #tadc #art #digitalart #firealpaca #fnafart #tadcart #fanart

Teaching Michael to stand up to his bullies by beating the living hell out of them was some of my best parenting work if I do say so myself. My boy turned out so strong. I only wish I could've done the same with Evan...

Woke up with a migraine and when I complained to Vanessa about it she said "That's nothing compared to having a digital rabbit pound against your skull all the time." I may have snapped and told her to pick a new excuse to be a dick because that one's getting old and she decked me in the face.

the nessa #ucft

I hate that fucking rabbit...

The AI I used to create had more soul than whatever bullshit these dolts are putting together nowadays. AI is meant to entertain, not replace people. Dickheads.

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//pov: the mun is an empath :)

Every day of my life I thank my lucky stars that I'm not an empath. Could you imagine what a miserable fucking life that would be? Always worrying about others and feeling all of their problems weigh down on your own mental health. Horrendous. The LAST thing I need is more problems.

Some people genuinely deserve to get murdered. Perhaps I should use my experience to start picking off the real scum of the earth... I've been feeling quite restless.

//I want to make this style of sprites for Vanessa and Gregory as well soon. I already doodled Vanessa some time ago but I've yet to make a Gregory concept. Need to give the gremlin child some love

Last night Vanessa told me about her home life and parents and with every word she said I wanted to murder the damn bastards more and more. I cannot tell her as such because in spite of it all she still cares for them. I don't understand it. I don't know why I feel this way...

A reminder, if you need it: Drink some water. Have a bite to eat. Fix your posture. Do some stretches. Brush your teeth. Take a shower. Get some fresh air. Breathe. You're still alive. You will survive. Someone somewhere cares about you. Live to spite those who pray on your downfall.

Oh. Is this not a safe space suddenly?

Me when I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man

Economy is so bad we're forced to go to work in a place where a killer virus is actively wanting to kill us. This must be how my old night guards felt.

WHAT IS THA- ⁉ #fnaf #springtrap

Vanessa is going out on a date tonight. She looked really nervous and I... I thought about Lizzy. She never got to go on dates. She never had a crush or boyfriend... or girlfriend... and she never will. I'll never get to scare the crap out of her future partner. Least I can do is do that for Ness.

[He has a Very Mature and appropriate reaction]

Mean. Fine, maybe I will. (How the hell does this blasted "Google" thing work...)

...so they're just. Walking around? Amongst humans? And they're accepted? ...can they get jobs? Would Fazbear Entertainment hire literal monsters for their establishments? I wouldn't even be surprised to be completely honest.

They teach me about modern slang and presidents but not about the humans versus monsters war, unbelievable. "Not based" or whatever the hell this generation says.

This was NOT in Vanessa and Gregory's world history recap. Are you /sure/ their ancestor wasn't actually one of the 'monsters'? Because I could definitely see that.

... A... war. Between humans and... monsters? ... What the bloody hell happened in the world while I was dead??

... Yes.

Who the HELL is this 'Marine'? What do you mean 'my world'?

Your new friends are real bloody strange, Cassidy.

It's not-- [Sigh] Fine. Yes. It's /somewhat/ like necromancy. Also how and why would you turn a flower into a goat, how does that even relate-

You wouldn't get it. It's a very complex scientific process.

I SO had a motive! I wanted to bring back my family! That's a completely valid and noble cause.

But what if I ALSO feel regret and had a motive?

So this bloke murders children yet still has people calling him a 'sweetheart' and a 'loving, well intentioned lad' with 'redeeming qualities', BUT WHEN I-

Why is everybody doing bloody magic around here. Have I been dead long enough that witches are accepted now?

Their names were . . . Susie... Fritz... Jeremy... Gabriel... .̶.̶.̶A̶n̶d̶r̶e̶w̶?̶ ̶N̶o̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶C̶a̶s̶s̶i̶d̶y̶?̶ ...Charlie. ... God, Charlie...

FNAF ITP - Weirdly Chill (ibisPaint X) #FNAF #FNAFIntoThePit #IntoThePit #fnafart #fivenightsatfreddys

NO NO NO NO MY METICULOUSLY CRAFTED SERIAL KILLER PERSONA I CAN'T LOSE IT!!!