I can't believe I left that up for an hour and it got one fave lmao what did everyone get scared to post now that there's a bluesky shooter or something 😭

felt cute, might delete later

the only respectable position is acknowledging that the A-10 is both A) insanely sick and an objectively cool homage to American military depravity and B) wayyy overdue to be cycled out of active use. Like and repost if you agree or if you wanna see my boobs

the only respectable position is acknowledging that the A-10 is both A) insanely sick and an objectively cool homage to American military depravity and B) wayyy overdue to be cycled out of active use. Like and repost if you agree or if you wanna see my boobs

guess who's up late taking pics with her cock out again :3

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guess who's up late taking pics with her cock out again :3

Accepting applications from beautiful women who want to fuck me into the ground expeditiously btw 😖

Accepting applications from beautiful women who want to fuck me into the ground expeditiously btw 😖

shhh 🤫🤫🤫 (prob gonna delete later so enjoy while u can lol)

shhh 🤫🤫🤫 (prob gonna delete later so enjoy while u can lol)

lonely in the 23rd century 🚀💕

lonely in the 23rd century 🚀💕

Me touching the ford mustang stuck inside my local mall: hey man do you need a Cinnabon or something I don't know what's a good treat for inside cars

I like my cars boxy and my futurists noted.

so nice to still find some of my more specialized textbooks useful even after graduating 🙂‍↕️

silica gel packet girl~ #art #oc

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

oh yeah well what if we kissed about it, huh? what if you gently bit my pillowy lip and slipped your fingers into my hair and the whole world faded away until it was nothing but soft little moans and heartbeats and the two of us intertwined? what then tough guy

pov: you're me and we're cumming 🥴

things you can text us to get 8 replies in a row:

what if i started posting again

Gimmick account but the gimmick is I only date Aries women and it's not so much a gimmick as a happy accident

need her back so bad 😖

oh hey what's up

we should be able to get 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 naked on a saturday night

master of the ancient art of pissing without dropping the plug

we should be able to get 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 naked on a saturday night

oh hey what's up

yea idk

yea idk

Local lesbian doomed to have complicated and deeply un-horny relationship to violence, friends and community members express concern, ask "What's the point?"

Happy to report the lando norris monster fuckin slaps

1987 Battletech art by Doug Shuler

it's important to let your lizard sun itself when you have the opportunity, especially in winter 🥰🦎💕

it's important to let your lizard sun itself when you have the opportunity, especially in winter 🥰🦎💕

I shouldn't have to work, I should be allowed to just look cute and play my gay little flight simulators

we live in the hell lowtax created

if u have a crush on me legally u have to reply to this post and tell me about it (pleaseeeeeee I need dopamine so baddddd🥺)

"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car." If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!

tgif 💕

You can miss someone and also hope they never reenter your life, it's pretty easy

tgif 💕

backlog and chill td, queen?

felt cute, might delete later

GOD, FUCK

I need a full body massage and to be worshipped like a goddess, it's been a Monday from hell

Lady knight painting:

they should invent a secret extra couple hours of sleep you can opt in to, in case you need them