I love art, it makes people feel seen and tackles difficult moments. The new Anaconda is so empowering for people with shy pee. It's beautiful.

Only thing they get is a swift kick in the nards if they say anything but sorry.

Look, we all need some joy right now and the internet has rules -- when this video crosses your feed, you have to watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

I am itching to start gardening so unbelievably hard. Cannot wait even a tiny bit. Except I have to. Until the 14th at minimum. Help

Chuck Norris isn't 6 feet under, the Earth rose 6 feet to the occasion

Listen, fuck Kentucky (fUcK) but this is why the opening of March madness is the best two days of sports every damn year

I am going to order the crab nachos in a ferry at a Mariners game and I am going to be insufferable about it. This is my promise.

Weezer leads this list with a bullet, emphasis on petty Tulips (the god damn flowers, that's right) are not as far behind as I wish The last James Bond film still pisses me off to this day Phantom of the Opera can get fucked

O'Neill cruz commits murder on live TV at the WBC

If you're watching the Dominican WBC game, please talk to a health care provider. Witnessing that level of violence can cause adverse effects down the line even if you aren't experiencing them right now.

USA USA USA USA THIS JOY FOR THIS SHITASS COUNTRY WILL LAST MAYBE 5 MINUTES

Absolutely unbelievable

Absolutely unbelievable

USA's goalie is performing miracles on the ice

Made some fajitas, as a treat

I refuse to admit how often I eat red baron frozen pizzas, even including when I worked in a high end pizza restaurant.

Michigan/Duke is gonna break me.

I'll take any and all good vibes please. My mom had a small stroke yesterday in Singapore. She's okay and I've talked to her, but they're doing tests Monday and she's stuck there for at least a month. My sister lives there and Dad's with her, so there family's around, but it's lonely and scary here.

It is officially jelly bean szn. Starburst and sour patch kid acquired.

AFTER ALLLLLL ITS A DISK NOT A BALL

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you By now, you should've somehow realised what a frisbee do I don't believe that anybody throws the way I do, so catch it now

Accidentally clicking like on a post 50 some deep on her page, but it's okay because she's Too Online so it was only from 9 hours ago

No! No!!

Lol Abe Lucas

Gods, why are you making me work tomorrow

my mom wants me to ask you for flower commissions for $15 each (even one would make her so happy). you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. She’ll be doing watercolors. If you want her flower art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of a flower that you like in the comments.

SEATTLE WAKE THE FUCK UP ITS GAME DAY

Got the Saturday Sads so going back to my roots and finding a way to center myself: making sauces. I have this stupid thing I like doing where I like to attempt to make something with no knowledge of how it's made, just go about how I think it goes. Maple whiskey BBQ Carolina gold BBQ Good so far

They broke the Halfway mark! Keep Boosting and Help if you can!

I love love love this Donovan trade

Fun fact: both super bowls the Seahawks lost were started by Tom Brady

Good news for people who love bad news. Possible bio-lab found. I saw a rumor that this was owned by the dude who also owned the California house that was raided a few years back. That house had actual factual ebola in it. Nothing is known about this one currently publicly though. Enjoy 🥰

Sports commentary areas are some of the most out of pocket unintentional humor And I don't know why people balk at alt-text. That shits just fun to do.

I said hawks were winning by 10+ and I believe it still

Every MLB ad break is like: Ever have itches? Bigdizo, for itches you wont scratch for some reason. Bigdizo side effects include diarrhea, constipation, constipation that switches to diarrhea the minute you can't get to a bathroom, death, and itchiness. Bigdizo: for people too lazy to scratch

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I'm sorry you had a rough day. I have something for you though 🥰

I want to ask out cute bartender but also I know that's always not okay but also we've known each other for over a year and have planned group brunches but also don't shit where you eat but also There are so many but alsos

Why we won't be using X anymore ⬇️

Baby posting

Easily the best stat from tonight: Houston Texans (founded 2002) have tied the Cardinals (founded slightly earlier) for all-time playoff wins

CHEESECAKE FACTORY IS A SCRATCH KITCHEN?!?! Honestly, mad respect

Two people getting nailed tonight

We need more billionaires visiting the Titanic and more politicians visiting gas stations

It always hits nicely when Oregon inevitably falls short of a Natty, but hits extra well knowing Charlie Kirk once said he'd see them win one before he died and yet we're still here anyway.

This might be the literal worst start to a forecast I’ve ever had. And I save a banger for 40 seconds into the clip. I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.

This has been so much more wildly successful for fifi than I ever expected. Dude is gonna be in the hall rightfully in a few years and that makes me so happy.

I don't wanna brag or nothing but my tummy and knees hurt so I left the celebrations and climbed into bed.

Why does Carson Beck look like Toy Story Sid and Ice Age Sid had a baby Sid Squared ass motherfucker