don't really care about fire emblem but the other stuff was great and I cannot wait for donkey kong to lap up more of my free time like the fucking animal he is uhhhh after I sleep bye bye

womp womp

it's almost time

boobs with big girls

I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.

I don't nunderstand

This is damning evidence of The State of Things no matter what, but also if you're saying Nintendo is doing this because they're greedy then you're not paying attention. 15% tariffs on Japanese imports take effect today. That's what this is. Blame *that* dipshit for your comfort hobby exploding.

I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them

the lights

john

fuck it's escaping it's escaping oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

shitting in the tilling at 5 am cause I'm so AAAUUUUGH

Yahaha!

"yeeowch!" - overdramatic treasure chest

anyway this is a prequel I guess though that also means cranky kong has always been cranky and donkey kong has always been donkey HEEHAW

nintendo shaved donkey kong's ass for me specifically cause I was asking to see it in greater detail than his fur allowed

hubris

origin story

good.

I'm never messaging anyone ever again

I got it (as of like I don't know 3 pm maybe yesterday)

best buy I just want my switch 2 please

dude the sonic blitz leaks are making me go insane I can NOT think straight

I hope we get more games on the same scope as shadow generations in between each big 3d sonic game especially since it'd be a good opportunity to put other characters in the spotlight I hatw thsi fucking cat

cute anyway he should be kissing me

excited for the switch 2 but man it's so exhausting watching people spout made up bullshit whenever I try to look at anything even slightly related to the thing

looking at best buy right now and hey I was right about the pricing for the upgrade packs and thus the switch 2 editions

stop lying

I completely forgot I have my age typed out in word form in my bio it's literally right next to the number how did I miss that

I need more garbage does anyone have more garbage I gotta put it in my mouth like I'm craving garbage really bad you have no idea

ok so previously I mentioned how people got confused about the game key card thing and started spreading very not true info about that but the same thing is happening with the switch 2 edition games due to the confusing name

nice to see that we're back in 2017 and people are lying about the new nintendo console cause they either can't read, can't think, or can't research things themselves and get all their info from word of mouth

the noise

"oh if sega remastered unleashed it would probably suck ass. remember colors ultimate?" remember sonic x shadow generations you dumbasses? at the very least it'll be exactly the same with like slightly better textures but only some of the textures are better and there's a morsel of new content

pokemon legends zaza doesn't look like dogshit which is what I was expecting, a game that at the very least looks finished but not super polished

eggman made reference and thast's bad ddi ian fglyhnn write this

why aren't we cooking hair I think we as a species of "intelligent" butt lickers should cook hair and EAT IT cause I want to eat hair I wanna feel it get stuck in my throat I want to choke on hair and die because I intentionally ate hair this is SO important to me you don't understand nobody will ev