i might be sick but today i fixed a broken controller and feel like a GOD

❌STREAM CANCELLED❌ sorry folks, yr riot queen got a sore throat so I have to cancel today's stream to rest my voice 🤧 see you on Friday! Two streams on: 3p GMT / 10a ET - Flock Around on Hanakyo's channel 7p GMT / 2p ET - Tomodachi Life on my channel xx

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 femboy raiden 4: attack of the femboy twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/pBfrp8i... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

👊THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE👊 <<april 20th - 26th>> 🐍 MORE METAL GEAR SOLID 2 📽️ MARU REACTS: media share! 👭 Tomodachi Life Polycule Adventure 🟣 GUNPLA BUILD: Akane Shinjo (Gridman) soft rebrand on the media share stream lmao

one of the finest episodes of Deep Space Nine involves the late, celebrated character actor René Auberjonois talking to a puddle of goo for 45 minutes

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🔴LIVE NOW🔴 SORRY I'M SO LATE I WAS TOUCHING GRASS AND EATING PORK BUNS twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/jSbpOf-... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

I got into wrestling with WrestleMania 40. WM42 is on and I feel nothing. If you want to see WWE talent do anything interesting, just tune into AAA honestly. Better wrestling, better booking, better everything.

pulled the classic broke nerd move of calculating how much all my unused games and tech trades in for... turns out, it might cover the full price of a Switch 2? let's go~

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 the islang keeps getting BIGGER and today we might add more BOYS to Lesbos island???? Controversial!!! twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/EXLarO4... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

good maruning, Malcontents! my body is in open rebellion today, but I have a recording and later stream. we fight on!

We want the media and politicians to recognise that there is a large number of women who are supportive of the trans+ community. We call on them to report truthfully about the sources of violence against women and to address the systems that perpetuate harm. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 Reacting to all your videos with SPECIAL GUEST @pixie.maidsofengland.co.uk !! twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/Uy6IwTV... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

happy homestuck day to those who celebrate! never forget my trollsona, Maruma Landra~ #413

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 Back to METAL GEAR MONDAY! On an actual Monday this time! Will Raiden get a divorce? TUNE IN: twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/nDXg3ue... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

👊THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE👊 <<april 13th - 19th>> 🐍 Metal Gear Solid Monday 📽️ Media Share: Reacting to your BS!! 👭 Tomodachi Life: Welcome To Lesbos Island 🟣 GUNPLA BUILD: Akane Shinjo (Gridman) New regular schedule, trying to be more NA timezone friendly for a couple streams a week!

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 it's time to absolutely DOMINATE in Overwatch with @moonie-verse.com !! I hope I don't embarrass myself 😅 twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/OsL9gi7...

Hey folks! I'm afraid I need to cancel Gunpla stream today. I'm going to be over on Pixie's stream playing PEAK and hanging out!!! twitch.tv/plushiepixie

do you reckon any astronauts have ever jorked it in zero-g or

some incredible minds over on X (the everything app)

Fucking insane that vtubers have been pressured to not talk politics for years, unless you're right wing, or actively promote the US armed forces. Doesn't seem to cost them sponsors either.

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

there's now a VTuber who's in active service in the US Navy and just did a YouTube short trying to FUCKING RECRUIT while the president of the USA is literally threatening to destroy a civilization. VTubers are over, let's go back to angry game reviews with alternate personas in halloween costumes

I just received a contribution towards Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream from rubeziska via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/marumalandra #throne

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 time to homodachi them tomodachis~ twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/DfnEOol... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

I'm not kidding when I say I saw old men in Glasgow dancing outside the pubs

👊THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE👊 <<april 6th - 12th>> 🐍 Metal Gear Solid Monday ON A TUESDAY! 👭 Tomodachi Life Demo 🟣 GUNPLA BUILD: Akane Shinjo (Gridman) 🔫 Overwatch w/ LunaMoonie! note: the gunpla stream is in a new time slot of 7pm UK / 2pm ET! note 2: reposted for correction soz😅

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 time to fight the first member of dead cell and continue Raiden's Femboy Progress in MGS2! Metal Gear Monday! On a Tuesday! twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/hS0J4Vx... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

Goodbye Manchester! I had a lovely weekend, hung out with some fuzzballs, saw old friends and made new ones!!! going home with my heart full 🥰

@chadakyo.bsky.social stole my phone cos she got mad I caught her browsing wikifeet

hi I'm Maru and I love women hehehe. I like to 67 on my women and then 69 afterwards

i can tell this broke containment because I have people with actual pictures of themselves as their avatars

PEOPLE THINK I MADE THIS???? guys it was at a restaurant!! I meant it was my first time eating it!!! asdfghjkl

I'm at a themed cocktail bar and got a drink called global warming. it came inside a greenhouse full of gas (dry ice) it's creamy and spicy but I was told not to eat the chilli as they're bird's eyes?!

MY FIRST OMURICE

every now and again I'll be in the middle of a million things and take a wrong turn down Windows alley and I'll have to scramble like a motherfucker to kill Outlook before it kills me

Got read for absolute FILTH by @caphurricane.bsky.social when he asked me: "so what video essay did you watch that got you into Sakura Wars?" XD (he was wrong THIS TIME but it's a fair assumption with me lmao)

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 In the future, there is still War. TekWar. Live now on your favourite telefeeds: twitch.tv/marumalandra youtube.com/live/t0Pszd4... #MaruMaLIVE #ENVTuber

IN ONE HOUR!!!!

✝️𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘊𝘌𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛✝️ I have realised I am Very Heterosexual And Christian and thus from now on all my streams will be chaste spaces that follow traditional values. I hope you all share my excitement for this new chapter of my life + content.

the sapphic energy between these two is off the charts

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Psst, Did you know? You can display me proudly in your home now! The Acrylic Stand of my new design by my wonderful Mama @paranoart.bsky.social is now up!! All profits go towards me getting a live2D model for this design waaaaaa! acggoods.com/product/cour... #vsky #vtuber

if Lidl are out of onigiri today I'm going to fucking cry dude

💃 STRIM ANNOUNCEMENT 💃 THE JENNY'S RETURN FOR MORE BAD TELLY! Tomorrow, April Fools Day, Jenny Malandra and Captain Jennycane will be watching Billiam Shatner's TEKWAR 3: TEKLAB at 7pm UK/2pm ET Join us on @marumalandra.wtf's channel twitch.tv/marumalandra with a few drinks and fewer expectations

👊this week's schedule👊 \march 30th - april 5th/ 🎂HELLDIVERS 2: march babies in space w/ @firozera.bsky.social & @mikaakatsuka.bsky.social 👩‍🔬TEKWAR: Join 2 bimbos as we watch William Shatner's Masterpiece w/ @caphurricane.bsky.social sorry for v few streams at weird times! I'm away this weekend~

working hard

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

There's no such thing as an unbiased, perfect translation. source: I've worked as a professional translator and I hold a Master's degree in Translation Studies

I AM SO SO PROUD OF THE MUCKLEBONES AND ALL OF OUR COMMUNITIES!!!!! We raised $610 for @translifeline.org and came in THIRD PLACE in @gwynndalf.bsky.social and @alexnewcomb.tv's (inaugural?) MAGE ARENA TOURNAMENT! THANK YOU EVERYONE! #charitystream #vtuber #vtubercollab #fundraiser