Campaign to standardise the skip/rewind/fast forward buttons across media platforms.

Phil Spector vs Leonard Cohen - this album is nuts but I like it. open.spotify.com/track/5SJba3...

Some lovely writing here..."A bullying affront to the skyline... a machine to crush the hybrid-working movement once and for all." www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

No, *you* step into Christmas, whatever that means.

Does *anyone* like Chris Mason? #wato

This is where staff discount comes in handy www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Seeing a lot of trees going up. Had to check it wasn't Christmas Eve.

Definitely adding this to my Christmas list:

Are there any dry ice factories in Birmingham? open.spotify.com/track/4jSSPI...

You know who should pay more tax? People who buy advent calendars for dogs.

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/6Nhbli...

Had a minor hospital procedure. Fortunately, the only irritating thing was the radio. (Heart FM).

Post a movie set where you're from.

Steve Bruce on TMS thinks England have a bowler called Jeffrey Archer.

I love the gentle ebb and flow of test cricket.

Watching stadium construction videos.

Looking forward to the NRMA Insurance Men's Ashes Series?

Oh.

Very mild language and PERIL.

Going shopping at this time of year is a brilliant advert for hibernation.

All I want for Christmas is to never hear this fucking record ever again.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall not accepting Emma Barnett's usual BS. #r4today

It's time. 🏴‍☠️

My daughter can't do her university reading as some major website is down. #bringbackbooks

Just catching up with the news. I see we are accelerating plans to turn the country into an inhospitable shithole.

Drag acts on all 'celebrity' shows henceforth? #masterchef

If Tom Brady can clone his dog, could we finally build a team of Tebilys? #bcfc

I didn't want to buy it before the fight and I certainly don't want to buy it afterwards.

I have brought my succulents in. ❄️

What time is the boxing?

Forgot how good this album was... open.spotify.com/track/58DEyG...

Looking forward to the sequel - Francis & Bruce #bcfc

Liechtenstein stole the tune from our anthem?

Speculation about speculation #thenews

You say 'Sports Quarter' I say 'Sport Quarter'. (Actually, it does trip off the tongue better with the 's'.)

I have enabled lossless on Spotify. I look forward to hearing the difference on my distinctly average hi-fi, via a £15.99 Bluetooth adaptor and 51-year-old ears.

‘Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe’

Cometh the hour, cometh... Wes Streeting?

Going to the shop in my round-the-house cardigan. Need to step it up.

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1bba9F...

Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …

Captured some sort of Halloween heist the other day...

I've always wanted a PC that uses smart AI tools to tackle my holiday to-do list. #advertisements

Work pants. Chore jacket. Task hat. Errand vest.

No, LinkedIn, I don't want to follow Bill Gates or Steven Bartlett. 🗑️

Irritated by choice of front door (mock Georgian) on extended house (1960s) over the road. 🧐

Something for my LinkedIn...

Happy Bumfire Night!

What's the point of teaching schoolchildren about how mortgages work when there's fat chance of them getting one? 📻

I love Ducksh. 🦆