There are some high school students building a Habitat for Humanity home next to my office. I just heard one shout, "Caden, grab me the left-handed hammer!" 🔨😂

Does anyone else play Wordle Golf with their friends and keep score in an intricate tracking spreadsheet complete with lookup formulas? Just us? #wordle

"My life is a highly compensated headache." ~ @iankarmel.bsky.social (All Fantasy Everything, "Things to Shout After Dunking on Someone", 2019)

If Texas is going to arrest their politicians who flee before super important things, here’s your headliner. Go get his ass.

. @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social you s.o.b., I was driving to work, minding my own business, listening to last week’s AFE, and then you asked Siri to play Crazytown. 🤪

I would say Trump’s handling of the Epstein list is such a disaster FEMA should be called but he fucked that up too

This is what it's like when (clinical narcissists) collide!!!!!

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Every time I use the Pick n Save self-checkout line, I’m reminded that Chad is the superior Kroger/Kroeger.

More like "everything's a mess" bagels, amirite?

This week on the Tech Tools for Teachers Podcast we chat all about and awesome tool @missionus.bsky.social! Check it out! 🎧🎤 smartinwi.com/history-with... #edtech #podcast #PodcastEdu #EduSky

April blizzards bring May wizards?

Maybe Trump thinks by shutting down the sites, we all won't be able to see that the sky is falling.

The Wisconsin State Supreme Court race is over. Susan Crawford won and we no longer have to sit through Brad Schimel and Elon Musk’s r*pe ads while our daughter is watching Bluey. 🙌🏼

100% absolutely this.

@support.bsky.team In Chrome (Mac, Sequoia 15.3.1 w/Chrome 133.0.6943.127), when you click full-screen on a YouTube video, the screen enters and then immediately exits full screen, closes the post, and then scrolls the browser to the top of the window. (this has been happening for awhile)

Nazis and measles deaths. We're taking it all the way back to the 1940s, folks. Is this what "Great Again" looks like?

We canceled an upcoming trip to New York due to the FAA's new ineptitude. I'm sure we aren't the only ones.

Slack is down, which means I am only getting notifications when Democrats text me asking for money.

Slack is whack.

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Mitch McConnell voted against RFK Jr.'s nomination, so I can only assume the Democrats are going to invite him on the campaign trail in 2026.

I'm 46 and my life is just a pile of reading glasses moving from room to room—but never the room I'm in.

Sterling Sharpe was one of my favorite players when I was in my middle school / early high school years. I'm so glad that he made it into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. And this video of Shannon Sharpe surprising his brother to tell him he made it is so moving. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEsD...

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. “Breaking news” is breaking me.

“I’m the new Kohl’s CEO and I’m really good at reading the room.”

Glad to see the Chiefs are still doing the "tomahawk chop." That was banned for our high school team back in 1994.

Don't ask me why, but it just dawned on me that Barack Obama's dog's name was "Bo." ... B.O. ... Barack Obama. 🤯

Cancel culture run amok. #samkuffel

Brilliant.

Just a shit customer experience from Best Buy today. Changed delivery dates after purchase ("pick up today" turned to "pick up next Sunday"). Then after I picked another store, "one hour pickup" turned into me waiting around for two hours (still waiting) to see if I can even get it before they close

The Day of the Jackal is a great show, but I recommend watching Fantastic Beasts right after so that you don't end up hating Eddie Redmayne. He needed a redemption arc. Jackal was sinister.

Lol at the insufferable Lions and Vikings fans. All of our NFC North teams will be watching from home this year. Green Bay just gets a better draft pick. Congrats.

One of our programmatic partners just served me an ad about CTV on my home TV, and now I have to buy from them. Very nice touch.

Bob Uecker was an absolute legend. As the Brewers' broadcaster, his style of being (as my mentor, Mike Elliott, used to say), "real, not perfect" was an example that all should follow. He lived to be 90, that's a good run, but he will be missed.

Days like today make me drink on a Monday.

Hey Spotify, this would have been called "payola" back in the day. That said, your payola worked and I'm going to go listen to "Titty Bingo featuring Willie Nelson" now.

From floof to fresh. Though she looks like a grump post haircut.

How is it 2025 and Nick Lachey still hasn't had the wherewithal to create Lachey Chevrolet?

I’m surprised he didn’t try to call it the “Golf of America.”

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Congrats on Episode 200 Shanna and Fuzz! “Episode 200! Tech Tools For Teachers Celebrates a Milestone” #TechToolsForTeachers @smartinwi.com @fuzzmartin.com I like the revisit to Google Keep and Padlett. I use Google Keep regularly. @freshairatfive.bsky.social 3.7km 🌌 2C

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/10

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Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20