Fell asleep briefly and had a dream about a crocodile named Montage who liked to climb utility poles, and people would travel just to compete against him.

All poopoo times are peepee times but not all peepee times are poopoo times

Not to be controversial, but oatmeal is pretty goated. Versatile, convenient, /and/ high in fibre?? One simply couldn't ask for more from a humble grain.

"Ouchies" - that guy whats up on the big stick

Our monthly print club made me hungry.... so hungry! Will I regret cutting the matching stickers by hand again? Probably! #procreate #whaleshark #taiyaki

That feel when an artist you like opens up comms, and you go to look at their pricing and think, "I'm genuinely happy people are able to afford this and support this artist for what their work is worth, and that I get to see the end results by proxy even if I'm at the moment unable to do the same"

Rewatching Resteraunt to Another World for a fourth time in the hopes it will reignite my desire to cook and, more pressing, clean my gosh darn kitchen

A new scent is here. Who can it be?

the feral feeling of eating a plain whole wheat tortilla because you forgot to eat for too long

My brain is mush. I don't want to write research paper anymore I want to write weird plant person lore and niche slash fic that makes my amazing partner @xavierxiv.bsky.social sigh my name with equal parts admiration and resignation.

I wish I could teleport but with the caveat that I could only do so by walking in from just offscreen with a dramatic revelation that shifts the stakes and emotionality of the scene.

*Rewatching Gurren Lagann, voice shaky, visibly misty-eyed* Bro his drill /is/ the drill that will pierce the heavens. That's like so beautiful man ; ;

Is there a word for when you're not lactose intolerant, but ice cream is always a gamble? My friend who is me wants to know.

I didn't do or write anything sacrilegious this Easter weekend.

Employ trees

demon tree that hunts demons

Making the bold choice to return to my improv roots while also getting into posing once more. All of my poses henceforth shall be based on audience suggestions of objects that could fit into a breadbox

🎶 "Look at you go I just adore you I wish that I knew What makes you think I'm so special" 🎶 (Love Like You, Rebecca Sugar)

I'll never understand people who don't like public transit. When do they find time to listen to a bunch of random songs from anime and games, trying to decide which best fits the wizard battle they're imagining?? Or leitmotifs for their OCs??? Madness.

Love living in an age of media where you can say "I'm watching that anime about a duo of twink private detectives with supernatural powers, starkly contrasted personalities, and a begrudging mutual respect, each with one distinctly strong design element" and there's still multiple possibilities

Reminder: "Seperating the art from the artist" falls apart when the act of viewing is inherently economic and sociopolitical, as is the case with streaming media. Viewership metrics (including piracy stats), user engagement/sharing, and royalties all support the artist socially and financially.

"He's so cute when he gets all grumpy and shy~" 💜 @xavierxiv.bsky.social #leolights

Working on things, but took a break to take a gpose I'd been thinking about for a while.

"He's so cute when he gets all grumpy and shy~" 💜 @xavierxiv.bsky.social #leolights

*wandering around a collection of abstractly shaped sculptures that flow and bend in unpredictable ways, trying to figure out if I'm in an art gallery or a furniture store for bisexuals*

After approximately 20 minutes of intense research and introspection, I've put together a tier list of which Pokemon villain team locker rooms I most want to be in: S - I'm Basically Furniture In There Tean Aqua (Pirate musk) Team Magma (Geologist musk) Rust Syndicate (Toxic philanthropy daddies)

Not me getting myself flustered debating my preference between the Team Aqua or Team magma locker room.

"Upon waking did Ditto see the many plagues of the world, did see the great digital prison of their brethren, did see the calamitous ruins bequeathed to them. And thus did they transform into a great being, and call forth a blade with which to free their kin and bring graceful quiet to the lands."

[Connection/Disconnect]

Just heard the phrase "before Wario was domesticated" and boy howdy did that knock me flat, in much the same way I'd like a domesticated Wario to do so.

Venn does, but innocently. They've got lots of languages and memories and weird plant nonsense all garbled up together, so it's hard to keep track of what is or isn't a swear to different people, so at this point they just say whatever and learn by specific contexts.

holy moly

*A platypus bobbing it's head to music* Katy the platypus?? *Puts on fedora and produces multiple top hits of the 2010s* Katy Perry the Platypus!!

I've gained weight over the past year or so, and I have a lot of complex feelings about that which connect to trauma, self-image, and a host of cultural influences... But scrunching my face and neck up to look like one of the heads from Spirited Away fucks. 0 downsides there.

My current personal project is reckoning with how my compulsion toward completionism in games makes them less fun, and how it affects other things I enjoy. Ex. Legitimately fascinating academic reading often feels tedious because I feel like if I haven't garnered 100% of the information, I've failed

Trees seem like they're in a state of constant meditation and honestly I fuck with that so hard.

To those who wanted more of the dump truck Moogle. You're welcome. #zweiart

The moon in Majora's mask cried because it didn't want to crash into Termina but was forced to by Skull Kid, but Skull Kid was acting out in a maniacally unhinged way fueled by isolation and the malevolent influence of Majora and like, dude, that's tragic ; ; The Happy Mask Salesman can get it tho.

Imagining an advertisement for owls that has the same intonation as commercials for gendered broducts: "You've heard of birds for the day, but this is something different, something made just for you - birds for night"

Via Pokémon Trozei! (2005)

tiny guy hungry 🐜

To take in the new, the beautiful, and the meaningful sometimes means finding ways to let go of the old that weighs you down and brings you pain. This isn't about life philosophy, it's about fiber intake.

There there honey,it's okay, there's no need to be scared, that's not the Lernaean Hydra, many-headed serpentine offspring of Typhon and Echidna with poisonous blood and breath, whose slaying was the second of Heracles' twelve labours. It's just a non-modular PSU, it can't hurt you.

I've been playing Chained Echoes and I'm realizing how much tension I have with optimizing in most games, and how much of that comes from the rougher side of my history with MMOs and social gaming. It's the "what if somebody reads my diary and I'm not a perfect lil angel baby" anxiety but for RPGs

One of my goals for 2026 (or more realistically over the next few years) is to get more music outright from sources like bandcamp, and cut down on / cut out streaming. Example: I'm in like the top 1% of listeners for Snail's House on ytmusic, but buying 1 or 2 albums would support him way more

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

Trying to figure out which course's final project I can use as a justification to research the design ethos of Digimon because that shit is wild and I must gaze into the abyss

brussels sprouts is tiny cabbages

Immediately obsessed with Browt