Being 'indefinitely suspended' from the Studium for 'disconcerting and ethically indefinable' research isn't going to stop Venn from becoming an archon of extradimensional botonical ontology!

I'm still fully intent on doing a full write-up on Smurfs (2025). After watching half of it though, I've realized this is a task for peak vyvanse hours. I thank you for your patience. I also plan on making more gposes, SFW and otherwise, which will be blessedly unrelated to Smurfs (2025).

Spicy stir fry, homemade sweet tea, and an impromptu casual rhetorical analysis of Smurfs (2025). This is what it's about, folks.

My worst habit is falling into the trap of trying to rationalize and debate with my anxiety. I'll have an antsy and feel the need to figure out why it came up, and present points x, y, and z to prove it wrong. That's healthy sometimes, but too much and it turns into a spiral, empowering the anxiety.

Venn's very normal saddlebag.

Fun Venn Fact: Their favourite song is whatever "Warm Blood" by Carly Rae Jepsen would be in Eorzea

Yes, he has a name. AND WE'LL NEVER TELL. Happy 14, Bastion

It will be very obvious from body language, tone, gifts, and them actively saying "I like you"

Fun Venn Fact: Au Rafflesia Venn smells, as both an adjective and a noun. They carry a natural scent of sickly-sweet rot (often covered up), and can also track a smell (aether current) from an alarming distance away using a complex series of sensory pores in their horns, like a hammerhead shark.

Fun Venn Fact: Au Rafflesia Venn knows the difference between a very large tortilla and a small linen tablecloth, and yet chooses to treat them as interchangeable. Similarly, they refuse to differentiate between crunchy lettuce and dishware or cutlery.

Fun Venn Fact: Au Rafflesia Venn always makes sure to compost, viewing it as a fermented delight like yogurt or miso.

"I just woke up covered in slime and groggy as hell, why does this machine keep telling me, 'you smell, but in a good way, but not in a way people like'. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MACHINE?!"

Even if the seas are rough and the course we're on changes, there's still nobody I'd rather take the journey with than you~ w/ @xavierxiv.bsky.social 🐶💜

Doggie knows their place~ @xavierxiv.bsky.social 🐱🐶

Fun Venn Fact! Venn thinks you're cute, and should be proud of yourself for working to become the person you want to be~

Why do laundry when you could put it off for another day and spend 10 minutes bent over a bathtub toothbrushing a single t-shirt, with soapy water in an old cream cheese container, hoping it dries before you head out to a meeting?

The Fool with an Uno Collect 4 card taped to the back. Because they have the potential to become many different Venns, and you always get a little more than you were expecting from them.

"You said you wanted cake, but I wasn't sure what kind~"

Today, July 1st, is a very special day for me as a Canadian. Namely because it's the 10 year anniversary of when my asshole coworker gave me a shitty beej where halfway through he looked me dead in the eye and said "at least you look like [other coworker]." What a turning point that was for me 🥳

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𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐢𝐭. ℐ 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻. 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭. ℬ𝑜𝓎, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒. @natsubnuuy.bsky.social ❤️ #🌹🔞

"The Holy Seed of Ishgrain Green Grocer & Bodega! We got the best Vennding Machine in town... when it's in a good mood at least. Otherwise it might pop out a silencing potion and tell you to take a hint... C'mon down!!!"

"Welcome in! Looking for anything in particular?"

Been having an absolute blast at #ffxivsummerbash🤍

They're just having a nice time~

𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 ⋆☀︎.☁︎‎‎⋆

My thoughts are mostly reserved for butts & swords #xivEgg

Try as we might, we can't avoid putting a bit of ourselves in every OC we make. That's why Venn always put way too much bubblebath in the tub and becomes a vanilla brown sugar scented wet marshmallow.

Y'all better be drinking water #xivRaki

Nightcity vibes🖤🤍

Fun Venn Fact: Venn can hear 3rd person omniscient narration, but willfully chooses to ignore it because it takes the fun out of things

Care to join me in the Kugane bath house?

Like what you see? ;)

Fun Venn Fact! Venns's voice claim is Ben Schwartz, pitched up or down depending on the Venn

Keter, no matter where you put 'em, there's bound to be a Venn that can get out.

*throws loml at you* Take care of her for me~ 🖤

That time Aurane got stuck in the claw machine trying to get a stuffed toy.

Would you let me fuck you in Public?

Fun Venn Fact! Slime Venn (the green haired one) is either highly incombustible or highly inflammable. They always forget which one though, so they generally just steer clear of fire. They're not afraid of it though, since it either can't hurt them or will very quickly be someone else's problem.

Fun Venn Fact! There's an ancient artefact known as the Evenntful Advennture Stamp Card! If you show it to a Venn, they'll instinctually know to put their own unique stamp on it. 5 stamps gets you a special reward!!!

Fun Venn Fact: Most Venns have an instinctual distrust of fungi after numerous encounters with their arch-nemesis, Morel Highground. However, long ago a tree-like Venn and a mycelial network Morel worked together with a team of plucky rodents to save a forest. How they fell out is anyvenn's guess.

Fun Venn Fact: Not all Venns are humanoid! Venns have taken the shape of flowers, trees, seaweed, and even once a rather sexually prolific field of wheat!

Fun Venn Fact: Slime Venn, the green-haired one, has teeth roughly as hard as a firm gummy candy. Their mucous contains a special acid to soften their food so that they can still chew effectively. As noted by Orion, "that's part of why they only ever top."

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙑𝙞𝙚𝙬 🍉💦

Fun anxiety tip: Manifest the version of yourself that barges into your internal dialog and says to your anxiety, "Hey, you, with the opinion. Yeah, you. How about you shut the fuck up, huh? Think you can come in here and talk nonsense like that? Fuck no. Get outta' here."

"Aw, this little archive the built is sooo cute! The lifts are a bit... much... but the rest of it is quite charming!"

Fun Venn Fact! All Venns canonically motivate themselves by singing: This is my Venn song- 'Cause I'm a seed song- Prove I'm a plant sooong~ My flowers in lawns- Blooming right now, all daylong- I'll play my Venn sooong~