Hylexia
@hylexia.bsky.social
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Make the best of it :)
a la cunt
2 months ago
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i’m so lost in the sauce i feel like a meatball
2 months ago
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cooked people cook people
3 months ago
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dividing fractions the way i kept my change and flipped it
4 months ago
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"sorry doc i forgot my wallet, do you take Apple pa-"
4 months ago
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who ordered the cuck nachos
5 months ago
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my girl got IBS; that’s pookie bear with a dookie scare
6 months ago
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hotbox your closet with a cauldron
6 months ago
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standing at the edge of the pit twirling my hair and being all cute and shit hoping someone will notice me but they’re too busy fucking punching each other
6 months ago
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my temperament induces exasperated sighs
7 months ago
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i just pogchamped in my pants
9 months ago
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reading a book like "man... i wish i had ideas"
9 months ago
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could God give himself a BBL so juicy that not even He could fit through doorways
10 months ago
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niet meer jarige daniël
10 months ago
severance 3
#severance
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ConnorEatsPants
11 months ago
weed and blue sky 🔥
#yep
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Beyoncé is also the blueprint
11 months ago
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Lady Gaga is the blueprint
11 months ago
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#doitforDale
12 months ago
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"They" say "you" are what you "eat". Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes. need i say more
12 months ago
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Do not go gentle into that Fortnite....
12 months ago
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12 months ago
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Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
about 1 year ago
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she tilt my tower til i battle busssss
12 months ago
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she battle on my bus til she tilt my tower
12 months ago
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ok so Video Game of The Year nominees are all of them.
12 months ago
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Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
about 1 year ago
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Only at Red Robin.
about 1 year ago
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Is Bluesky AI positive? Why have I come across accounts that are completely AI run?
about 1 year ago
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My favorite part of the Borderlands movie is when they get covered in pee and poop.
about 1 year ago
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4 games, no friends
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Vagabond ✴️🔜 ANE
about 1 year ago
The rich get Richard
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wait What
about 1 year ago
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more like gaytriarchy
about 1 year ago
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you're not even bozo. you're bozo 2
about 1 year ago
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prezoh
about 1 year ago
is the joke that it's.. the sky ? the blue sky. -.-
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Unus Annus more like Penis Weenus
about 1 year ago
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Department of Gaming Efficiency
about 1 year ago
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People live in the world. But the world lives in our minds. But our minds are of the world. Which came first? Which dictates which?
about 1 year ago
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Hank Green
about 1 year ago
Dax Flame has still got it!
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dude Everhood fucking rules
about 1 year ago
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i will be funny on here now :)
about 1 year ago
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