Dear Mark Carney, What is the government's plan to combat a "Perfect Cell" type threat? To wit, what would be our response to an international autonomous weapon of mass destruction? Do we have an elite martial arts team ready to go? Sincerely yours, A Taxpayer

The purpose of education is not just to learn facts, but it's also about learning how to learn, and then use that to develop a skill that you can use in your life. I feel like I'm stuck in an episode of The Prisoner.

Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.

Hey USMNT, do you like mayo? (Splats Mayonnaise on window) How do you like that mayo?

Soon, Zendaya will be in all films. She will then become all films. We will stop calling them films. We will call them Zendayas. Then she will become god empress. Then she will save us from the horrors of the warp.

Having an English degree rules. I am a little depressed tho.

PMCs would rather find love than go to therapy

Ok, I see gold and red fireworks. But I am pretty sure there should be at least a little blue...

Just ate four eggssssss and I am pretty ssssssure I'm being hunted by a mongoosssssse

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Palahniuk movie adaptations.

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Say what you will about Canada, but up here we don't suck the dick of a 250 year old document to excuse our boorish behavior, imperialist intention, and continued ignorance about the outside world. We blame the British, like most of the rest of the world.

I knew a guy who had this shirt, and his girlfriend at the time had a matching dress in the same print.

I will never not be suspicious of white guys hanging out near a playground with no shirt.

THE ANSWER IS CLIMATE CHANGE

Man, I am tired. I'm not sure if it was the heat, the power outage, needing to skip my CPAP, the "hey listen to how loud I can Rev my Kia" out front, kids constantly needing to tell us how hot it was, missing my morning meds...

We gotta start using the words "heresy" and "heretic" more.

I am "I am terrified of the CIA" years old.

I see you baby... Doing your scrum.

If you and your competitors control a specific market for a specific thing, you can price fix for years before you get caught, and you likely will suffer little to no consequences for this. Don't believe me? You probably aren't Canadian, are you?

Reminds me of the story of the person who was told they didn't have enough experience working with a programming language or framework that they literally were the primary developer for.

I kinda miss the days when you'd see an act of violence in a YouTube video and you would consistently hear someone yell "Wooooorrrrldstaaaaarrrrrr!" @bosty.ca knows what I'm talking about.

What we all want to know if is there still a shrimp sale at the Crab Crib.

People do not understand that cities are "car cities" by the fact that the people who designed these cities were motivated to do so by politics, economics, and enough aerosolized lead in their brains to convince them this was an was amazing and safe way to build a city.

This whole thread is worthwhile, but really I feel for Igor's frustration here. Things that seem simple to do often are not, and there are careful considerations you have to take so the player/user doesn't get lost. This is important to keep users engaged and satisfied with product.

So here I am at my local community pool, which is both painted a nice shade of blue, and I note that it does not reflect.

JD Vance doesn't even speak English, and we're supposed to believe he understands Latin Mass?

(Marilyn Manson Voice) Are you motherfuckers READY?! For the new SCHISM!????

"The disc contains a download code in a text file."

Man, I do not give a fuck about historical accuracy. Robin Hood was an a sexy anthropomorphic fox, or Cary Elwes.

"AI will become a super intelligent being" is sounding more and more like a university graduate with an arts degree, being told to convert shit to and from pdf all day.

Are you sure it was anti-white racism? Are you sure you weren't just being a giant asshole like you usually are?

Man, I am glad Curtis Yarvin got embarrassed out of relevance.

JD Vance hates kids who have opinions.

Lane Smith, 1992

FAQs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Pastafarianism

Bluesky goes from some of the highest highs to a lot of "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" in approximately three replies.

Every one of these is brilliant

Why do many liberal and liberal-ish political folks always say what a good job they did, but people just didn't know how great they were doing, and we don't appreciate it. Then United States did it with Biden. Canada went through it with Trudeau. Now the UK has Starnmer doing the same thing.

Words I think are bad and should not exist: - agentic - materiality - ironical

"We want to own a house!" "Okay, here's a one bedroom shoebox for 90% if your monthly income." "We can't afford food!" "Why don't you shut up and have a baby you ungrateful communist."

It makes me lol endlessly that people here in Ottawa's tech scene, who think they are king shit, don't even rate on Peter Thiel's Kirkland Signature Bilderberg club.

It just sucks because maybe not Musk himself, but definitely some of his technologists are gonna get the IG Farben treatment and wind up like bush league Nuremberg all-stars, doing seven years in the P. Diddy/Bankman-Fried minimum security hotel and casino, then made heads of Fortune 500 companies.

To be clear, I'm not clowning on Miller because he's bald. I, myself, sport a chrome dome. However, I am clowning on Miller based on the words he's spoken and actions he's taken, which is part of the reason why I think it would be very satisfying to peel him like a grape.

I am once again saying that with the right kind of tool, we can find out exactly what is in Stephen Miller's head. That tool may or may not be a box cutter.

Fascists: "Kill everyone who isn't white and Christian, and make rivers run with their impure blood!" Anti-fascist: "Hey, fuck you!" Liberals: "Tut, tut, such language! If you just listened to each other I'm sure you could find commonality."

I wonder if, once they take the name off the JFK Center, it'll have freaky weathered outlines of his name in the same way East Germany had weathered-in Swastikas on concrete buildings, even years after the Red Army swept through.

I've never been happier that my city wasn't selected as one of the FIFA venues.