open.spotify.com/show/5rchFuM... I cannot recommend this book enough! And the fact that it’s available as an audiobook is great. It’s a great listen for long cardio sessions 😉

Get ready Shinobi, our POs open soon! Have a small preview on our merch (bookmark by @bermudabiangel.bsky.social )!

So apparently Chomsky is also an outspoken anarchist. This puts some of his linguistic theses into context, although I don’t know anything about his political work and views. I’m talking about the linguistic “contributions”. Maybe I will re-emerge with a new opinion once I’ve educated myself.

In case this wasn’t clear, I am a Noam Chomsky hater, this is a Noam Chomsky hate blog, and I still mourn the four hours we spent discussing his work in linguistics. I could have done anything in that time. I could have masturbated and it would have been more productive.

only in linguistics can you read up on something inane like Whorfianism and get jumpscared by Chomsky (side note: please do not look at Chomsky’s “contributions” to the field of linguistics) (and if you do, please know that he’s been cast out by popular vote) (do not believe a word he writes)

Merz: "Der Sozialstaat, wie wir ihn heute haben, ist so nicht mehr finanzierbar.“ Auch Merz:

Create NSFW art Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like Always resist oppression

creepiest fucking episode in the entire podcast open.spotify.com/episode/7od9...

The rapture isn't coming. At least, not like this. The crows know.

open.spotify.com/track/1Ztfx8... Thank you tumblr for reminding me this exists

He is clearly pissed off. Whoever found him like this better not be another nuisance. Caution is advised when approaching.. But he really needs someone with a bit of patience and gentle hands comforting him🩹💦 #mermen #terato #UniformsharkART #Grimmjow

btw this is what it feels like to be a linguist* explaining how ‘deer’ means all four-legged animals in older texts and how some languages still carry on remnants of that (dyr, Tier, etc.) while English went ahead and said ‘no actually this word will specify deer’ *technically not a linguist

The one thing I love SO MUCH about the show Lucifer is that The Devil is in therapy because he has shitty parents like was there ever a show concept that addressed millennials more? Religious trauma? Absent/ dismissive parents? Sibling conflict for scraps of parental love? MWAH

A group of #writers is a procrastination.

Can’t wait to see Parkway Drive tomorrow 🥳

Charlie Kirk was a horrible, awful, racist bigot and barely deserved the title of human being. However. I don’t believe anyone deserves to be gunned down like that. His death shouldn’t be used to further political goals. His family should be allowed to grieve him in peace. If they can.

Hot tip: if you’re doing Atlas Swings with your kettlebell of choice, make sure you’re holding the damn thing at an angle. Otherwise you stand a really good chance at obliterating your kneecaps and that hurts.

I am experiencing ALL THE THINGS lately and I’m not sure I like it

Menschen die freiwillig Toyota Aygo fahren sind secretly into vac sacs/beds und full-body immobilisation bondage, I don’t make the rules. Bruder? Ich bin kein Stück Papier warum muss ich mich in diesen Kübel reinfalten wie ein Origami-Schmetterling?

awkward moment beim Toyota. There’s a butch lesbian in that garage. I’m so not okay with that, my poor heart??

HUBERT 89j und seine Frau INGRID sind im Übrigen FREI ERFUNDEN und haben NICHTS MIT REALEN PATIENTEN GEMEINSAM. Die ganze Story ist nicht frei erfunden aber die Brömmelkamps sind es schon. Datenschutz ist wichtig.

Alle Symptome kann ich nicht aufzählen. Mein Punkt ist: die wetterfühlige Hüfte zählt NICHT dazu. Das ist kein Grund für einen Krankenwagen, noch viel weniger für einen Rettungswagen und am Allerwenigsten für einen Notarzt.

Die 112 ist für lebensbedrohliche Notfälle da. Dazu zählt Atemnot, starke Blutung (vA die, die spritzen), super krass zu schnelles Herzrasen, super krass zu langsamer Herzschlag, Druck auf der Brust Kopfschmerzen, Schlaganfallsymptome, Unfälle mit berechtigter Sorge um schwere Verletzungen. UVM.

Weißte da freut man sich mal auf was richtig beißiges, ne Hüftlux oder nen Schenkelhals oder ne ausgebrochene TEP. Was, wo man mal richtig schaffen kann und seine Daseinsberechtigung fühlt. Und dann hat der Hubert, 89j, einfach eine “wetterfühlige Hüfte”. Und die habe er schon immer gehabt. Bruh.

Deutsche Boomer heute so: es regnet, Ingrid! Ruf die 112, meine Hüfte tut weh! Leitstelle heute so: TRAUMATISCHER HÜFTSCHMERZ R2 MIT NOTARZT11!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!!11!!!1!1!! Rettungsdienst an der Einsatzstelle so: … gut dann gehen wir wieder. Leute es ist nicht mal zehn Uhr, ich kann nimmer.

Marimo’s so excited about seeing the Nutcracker in December, it’s now trying to learn the Waltz of the Flowers. Downside: Nutcracker’s insanely long and I have no idea how my hyperactive sprog’s gonna handle that

Beer Bread

‼️CAREFUL, AO3 PHISHING SITE DISCOVERED

This is absolutely about the scar and not the shiny wet skin or the flared gills or blushing nipples or slightly parted mouth or.. Well... ... 🥵 #UniformsharkART #Merman #terato #teratophilia #Grimmjow

how to tell if your medic hasn’t eaten: their writeup includes “tacotsubu cardiomyopathy” IT’S NOT TACOS YOU MORON (I just want a break pretty please)

I love looking at this graph, showing it to my students, and sharing it on social media, even though it unerringly brings out the trolls. This is the efficacy curve of Pfizer's mRNA COVID vaccine. This, people, is what ended the emergency phase of the COVID pandemic. Despite what RFK Jr says.

Idk what’s worse, him Witnessing the bye-lingual brain playing with language or me hearing him play his video games because the sound came through the goddamn speakers loud enough to distract me from my documentary on tv and still thinking ‘oh he can’t hear me’. What do you think?

Mr Moss losing his shit because I went on archive of our own dot org and clicked on my 727 bookmarks and sorted them by “datte oopdatte” (date updated but with horrendous German phonemes and a little ✨Akzent✨) And I said that out loud. Completely forgot he wasn’t wearing headphones.

Embracing my inner sicko more with intimate merman 'care' instructions. ...or something like that..💦 (plus more sketch practise!) #WIP #UniformsharkART #terato #merman #yaoi #monsterfucker

Do I have creatures who play return to Moria and could be interested in joining together for a bit to rebuild Khazad-Dûm?

Me: bitches about day shift not doing their appointed tasks Also me: sits like an imbecile with the ventilator on my lap to take pictures to bitch about day shift

The divine comedy writes itself,,

I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business

Starting a collection, what do you think? Ropes really can enhance all kind of bodies...

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally? In my defence it’s 5am and i need to get up for work. Who invented that.

Fun questionnaire I stole from Lerya :> Either like or comment a specific question! Or both! Or several questions, even!

y’all’s favourite yapping plant might actually have a rotator cuff injury

in other news; instead of finally watching wot I’m re-watching rop

even realer one’s will know that orcrist is a kickass blade forged by Elvis

trust us bro #myart #nudity #censorship

Getting so weepy at the thought that I’m picking up my baby at the bus stop after it went to school 🥹

apparently there is a Price Appreciation Week happening 👀 Have a Daddy Price from P in full for that occasion <3 #CaptainPrice #cod