Imagine if they came to the Grand canyon to extract one guy and left 6 destroyed military vehicles of their own for us to clean up

If they could do it on two feet they could be mortgage officers.

Having critical, objective eyes look over this and confirm it's got legs feels like a drug I would never take without a prescription.

Finished a call with my mentor/advisor. He ripped 20% of my shit to shreds. Which is amazing because I expected at least 40.

Girl lemme put something on the grill rq

Ok so maybe I'm just naturally disposed to being a sleepy bitch that needs to do the day in halves

Sleeping with magnesium in your system is crazy cuz wtf you mean you *supposed* to feel the way after sleeping!??

Hold on I think my fish is drowning lemme call you right back

Got confirmation on the first of 3 meetings I need for this idea to be validated before going in front of the money people.

If she asks to see if I tell her roll for perception check.

Baby I am a half orc warrior protecting the kings hidden child on our journey to getting him back installed to his throne after a coup IF YOU WANNA ROLE PLAY.

Actually being from Detroit if a baddie pulls out any dice and say shoot em, might get my last name then and there.

The things I would do for/to a baddie who pulls a D20 out her purse would get me put on a watch list.

I have one more module to flesh out and then it's feet to pavement. Once the updated visuals are in its on me from here out.

I be exercising and taking my vitamins nshit but also I be taking my ice cream too.

Talking to my ancestors throughout. Twice they sent a message through music, responding *directly* to a fear/hesitation I was verbalizing out loud. Snapped me right the hell up. Felt, heard, received.

Confirmation that executive dysfunction has been beating my *ass* for years.

Oddly enough it's not pressing me towards external action. It feels like not being bored by the prep and details. Which is where success lives. *Ugh.*

I hate that making a deal with the devil is what turned this project around. I can feel the hyperfixation on progress happening though.

My grounding affirmation is, what if it works?

Honestly, if life did all it did just for me to be forced into where I am now, I will finally accept that some seeds are just meant for the soil of chaos. Because wtf.

Girls used to like flowers but they still like roses.

What if it works?

Actually sat and focused on articulating the more important points of this dream. It looks wild on paper.

Timing.

Stalking your ex's timeline at 3:47am EST:

I have established with my trip friends that I am up (very) early, prefer to move solo/small groups, and absolutely taking at least one nap that day.

Oh cool so C-suite level work CAN be automated.

And it's *still* got another few $B-T to go before it's considered a win.

I hate the No Kings stuff cuz white people wanna doing it on a Saturday. Do it during business hours and shut this mf down.

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I like Sterling Brown because he seems one of the few Black male actors that always seems partnered with a woman of equal or darker complexion. And loving it.

You were supposed to be my one. Now look at us. Two.

That last line would be a poignant closing to prose about working through the expiration of love.

Just out trying shit 👀

Very Jason Derulo activities.

Very sugar don't go in grits over media fidelity.

Man please upload these movies in 1080p at LEAST please 😭. 720 feels like a barbershop disc with sharpie writing.

Happy 313 day my babies

A woman knowing full well that you have a Vsec and begging you to put a baby in her also elicits a few chuckles. I've heard.

But also...

Might slide with some wires or woods but if you got buffs you gotta *look* like someone with that kinda money and that automatically puts you on the radar for a snatch my baby.

PF changed all the treadmills to the flat, newer ones, which feel like bricks. I hate them. This weather swing is coming just in time.

Switching to indoor biking on colder days seems to have helped. Riding 4-10 miles reduced quad/calf fatigue a lot.

70°, 2 mile run. First time ever having equal lap times. The feeling of sun/warmth really validates how much darker seasonal weather impacts me.

This hour got my entire day off as fuck cuz why is it almost noon

That sharkboard picture 🔥

I split my time between P&T and James/Elz 😅

My card got hacked and was used to buy a family of flights from like Mexico to Cancun for like 11k (mex). All his confirmations got sent to my email, got the wife and kids names too. He got the wrong Juan this time buddy.