This may be the gummy I ate a bit ago, but I really feel like I could have been in a successful boy band. Missed opportunities.

Hoping that voting for Survivor goes better than the last time I voted in November.

Just a quiet night in with a good stogie #cigarsocial

It's my birthday today! I'm pretty sure by law that means you have to tell me I'm a good boy. That's the rules.

Pride is a riot again in 2025

Welp. This message doesn't instill a ton of confidence that the app will remain what it was even if it's not banned. Glad I downloaded my saved videos early today. #tiktok

If you see this, post an archer

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Fuck the cold, enjoying a stogie at home. #gay #cigar #queercigarsocial

Post your fav pokemon, wrong answers only

Post your fav Pokemon, wrong answers only.

Some 20 year old just called me 'daddy' on Scruff, so now I'm going to go listen to a bunch of early 2000s pop punk and feed the delusion that my youth hasn't escaped me.

Took an edible, got horny. It's too shitty outside to make too terrible decisions, guess it's time to lust over my blusky crushes again.

Name a porno that lives rent free in your head Golden Gate Season 2 - Scene 5 As a former good little church boy all the way through high school, this one always hit. What are Earthly pleasures you enjoy?

If you see this, post a mutant. #mutantmonday Haven't seen my boy Scott yet.

Hablo un poco español.

Made my feed too good. Got me horny at work. This could become a problem.

I wish lol. I just want to be kind, dumb, and a slut. But I'm shy and anxiety is a bitch.

Are you a goofy guy? I tend to like the goofy guys.

Always Be In My Ass

Say Anything at the Sylvie

I just found out ya'll call them skeets here? I've finally found my people.

Well if you say so...