Got me an Angel Reese and an A’ja Wilson jersey during that Dick’s Sporting Goods sale the other day.

And it’s STILL HOOTIE HOOOOO!!!

Dentist “you want this night guard?” Me: “how much?” Them: “bout $400” Me: “nope, I’m good” Me in my head “a root canal is cheaper than that”

My manager put a recurring event on our teams calendars on Friday afternoons for us to hang out and not talk about work stuff. A Friday afternoon “mandatory fun” meeting. I feel like I’m in the military again.

“Y’all really want to know how I feel about the Minstrel Show? Y’all want to know how I feel about UBN!?”

As a Baltimore sports fan—it’s so interesting that there are no sports, zero sports currently happening until Spring Training kicks back up. Strange right?

I know Phee looked Cathy in the windows of her soul, and she just said it. She said “biiitttttccch, get it together, before we keep making other options” #wnba

I thought this was an oddly wrapped burrito

I’m wandering around REI (in Texas) in a Baltimore Ravens jersey, just passing the time until my friend’s bday down the street in a bit. Tell me why someone asked me what sizes some item was available in like I work here. These employees ALL have green vests on. ALL OF THEM

Listen #ggNoey

I’m so serious, I’m picking a new team if Noelle is back next season

I blame Noelle. That’s what you came up with after a timeout? Smh #wnba

That’s my GIRL!!! #wnba

I love you SKYLAR!! #wnba

Noelle not going to challenge none of these? #wnba

You basically just got to let her shoot when they blow the whistle if your look at her too hard while she’s in the paint #wnba

Jackie draped all over Skylar. But no call #wnba

Get Dom some lip balm

You just can’t play defense when someone is getting that kind of whistle. Nobody on the Storm gets those calls #wnba

We love you Skylar!!

Idk how the Storm supposed to defend against that Whistle #wnba

My insurance is challenging my Rx for an EpiPen… FROM AN ALLERGIST! I’ve had a shellfish allergy for multiple years. Of course I’m close to my out of pocket max. Feels like they’re trying to keep me from hitting it.

I’m going to be honest. Even if we pull out a win, y’all can go ahead and tell Noelle not to hop on that next flight back to Seattle. Somebody can start clearing her office out right now #wnba

Vegas not going to be called for any fouls huh? #wnba

There was no foul there. I wish Seattle had A’jas whistle #wnba

2 points in the quarter and we’re halfway through it. Smh #wnba #storm

I hate Chelsea Gray and I mean that in the nicest way possible. #wnba #storm

That’s a collapse. #wnba The Fever are better without CC on the court

That last shot by Atlanta was STUPID. And it led to some bad D too #wnba

That’s just a block! #wnba

And we’ll likely play the one team we somehow matchup well against. They’d 1 seed Minnesota Lynx. I know they annoyed #wnba #storm

Shoutout to Money Martin for that rebound though. She tried to give her team a chance #wnba

The SEATTLE STORM HAVE CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT!!!

Thank you Erica Wheelr!!! #wnba #storm

FIRE JOHN! #nfl #ravens I’m still not off that from last season

We just embarrassed ourselves #ravens #nfl

This is insane. Also, I think the NFL needs to make a decision on when forward progress is on these tush pushes. #nfl Someone is eventually going to be hurt

This would be way less stressful if Loop made that PAT #nfl #ravens

Why does it say 3 TDs and 0 interceptions for Allen? He threw an interception! #nfl #ravens

I’ve always hated that interpretation of the downing the ball rule on kicks and punts. It’s either down when the kicking/punting team touches it, or it’s not. #ravens #nfl

This replay is TERRIBLE from Alexander. He didn’t even try! #ravens #nfl

Oh Alexander can’t tackle… #ravens #nfl

DHop with people draped all over him!!! Go Ravens!!!

That’s a crazy missed call. DB was holding Bateman by the collar so long it turned into pass interference. Bills got a freebie there.

Zay what the fuck was that!? You had a lane!!!!

The Ravens line is looking add. People getting hit in the backfield too much

Paid off two CCs (and closed the account for one of them) today. Step towards being less irresponsible

Scott Galloway is one of the most conservative democrats ever. He’s spouting conservative talking points on his first time back on Pivot. I’m sometimes surprised that Kara lets him, but I think she’s just used to it at this point. But she’d stop anyone else.