Teams has started leaving notifications on my desktop and I don't know how to fix it lol

My interest in work today is nowhere to be found

Lol I forgot I bought dog sheets!

Flying anymore is like a shitty timeshare presentation where you pay $500 and still get to listen to them pitch their credit card

Wore my slutty shorts for travel day and they maybe too slutty

Getting back from New Orleans tomorrow and flying down to Denver for a week on Sunday. Guess I should plan some fun!

This is not as gay as I expected. I thought Paris was burning?

Sometimes I go on a liking spree when I run across someone's profile I haven't seen in awhile.

Fingers crossed I read this size chart right lol. Guess I'll find out when it's shipped

Well, introduced a straight friend's wife to what a dark room is today. I'm also realizing I really, really miss New Orleans

What even is art?

Sundays are for putting your feet up & hanging w a friend. w @beastmanmike.bsky.social & @gingerteo.bsky.social More at justfor.fans/bearfoothunter1

I'm a bummed I won't have time this trip to New Orleans to meet up with the friends I have down here. My friend's wife has basically every day planned 🙃

Jazz fest? More like Line Fest amirite?

Is it customary to run straight girls out of gay bars with bull whips

🚨 A GAL WITH THE PHATEST ASS EVER JUST WALKED BY 🚨

I fear I'm too much of a faggot to vacation with straight friends

Taking my conference calls from the sling from now on

Phone calls that should've been text messages are the bane of my existence.

Because I'm an animal, I usually just toss all my toiletries in a Ziploc bag when I fly. But I've felt more refined recently and bought a toiletry bag. Now, do people typically use a plastic bag ornfly with things in a Ziploc? I do precheck so I haven't pulled it out of my bag in years...

Moving through the USPS network gives me floating listlessly though space vibes I just want my cigars :(

You mean I've gotta give my intern a meaningful experience? Ma'am, this is not a Montessori school

Allegedly the airport will accept the mobile ID on my phone at the security line. I'ma try that out on Friday!

I'm sorry you're a little bitch who can't handle some CBT

Showed up for my haircut a day early. But that means a Bahn Mi burrito and ice cream sooo not a total loss

Tummy rubs for Dad on Tummy Tuesday?

I'm not entirely convinced people who say they like matcha aren't big ole dirty liars.

Its-happening.gif

Wrestling my inner CAD demons

I think I'ma try to go to a baseball game when I'm in Denver in a few weeks

It's a tough call. They're so different.

I uh, I didn't make it to errands

Shower and then errand time

The number of people I've nearly shot an arrow through the face of in Crimson Desert: 3

Happy FCF for those that celebrate

FINE. I'll rebuild my computer.

It's Friday and I don't want to get up

This way there be smut

Now we see how long I can drink beers and play video games to avoid responsibility

I need to get new towels without gigantic holes ripped in them from the dog

Having very specific incest fantasies right now. You know it’s weird that I don’t ever really like pain or bondage or anything like that in real life, but in my fantasies, S&M are a big part of the deal.

Trying to order some cigars from cigars international and apparently it hates every email I try to put in to register an account 🙃

What combines humiliation, edging, and financial domination? Star Citizen... Lol but I can mine/prospect now!

Spelling it "Thanx" decreases the likelihood I respond by 15.8%

And the internet redeems itself once again!

Olé

I guess this is my sexy doctor costume now

Leftoversssss