taco bell is dangerous when I can order all the food I want without talking to another human being

I love a PBJ, chips, and pickles for lunch in a biblical sense.

Locked back up until EdC, thanks for the month of freedom @cigardadhtx.bsky.social !

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This guy is going back into lock down starting tomorrow

Unfffff

New handle bar and bark buster day even though it's like 10 degrees

Nothing satisfies quite like watching my locked, chained slave scrubbing every dish from Master’s meal prep with desperate precision. One streak, one speck left behind and punishment will be swift and merciless. Pure obedience in action. 😈🔒 Full video now on my JFF: justfor.fans/MasterTom01

No snow but hey, at least it's miserable outside

Holy fuck today is going to be busy

Bless the modern system of commerce and logistics for bringing me this bounty today

Sigh... I try to be a nice boss, but I see I'ma have to dust the cobwebs off asshole Kip.

I feel like David Bowie's German version of Heroes is so much better than the English version

Are you even an engineer if your underwear doesn't have construction cones and back hoes on it? Why yes, yes I am a professional. I have my credentials right here

WATCH! as I blindly delete the 15,489 unread emails I've allowed to pile up in my personal account. #goalzero

Looking at motorcycle jackets and whatnot and wow...I feel poor as fuuuuck

Bless noise canceling headphones

I'm awake, but at what cost?!

Lol I made 3% less last year than the year before 🙃

The urge to abandon work and go get casino breakfast down the street is very real right now

Bless.

Stephin Merritt... Swoon

Are Japanese salarymen ok?

Finally finished Dune: Prophecy, I feel like I still have no clue what's going on

My balls need a mouth.

Doing the couch rot, listening to the Tragically Hip and whatever else comes up

This one went in the jock too

I'm convinced tech and gaming YouTube influencers fake British accents to seem more refined. They can't all be from the UK

Someone tie a rope around me and drag me into work. Cause I don't wanna.

Lol well the load sort of blends in with my bush, but it's there!

Thank you to the papa John's guy who delivered my pizza with a lit cig in his hand lol

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If the question is, "do I fuck?" The answer is now, "yes"

Lol goddamn those two loads were a challenge

Fuck tarrot cards, tell my fortune based on how close to quartered my pickle from Jimmy John's is.

Skipping lunch was a mistake today 🙃

Found out our time sheet, hiring, etc platform is called the Human Capital Management system and I threw up in my mouth a little

What is the corporate obsession with calling everying a "Journey"?

Two a days started today, so load one is done!

I've gotta decide just how dickish I want to be on this project review I'm doing. I'm leaning towards EXTRA since there have been some extremely stupid mistakes

Of all the shitty things Harry Potter did in school, causing several hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage to the Hogwarts roof is the most egregious thing he did.

Bless 2025 Kip leaving 2026 Kip powdered donuts

Managed another load before the inevitable dragging to work

I suppose I should get ready for work...

I'm really good at the install a game and never play it game

First load of 2026, INTO THE JOCK!

Some gal hit on me at the bar last night, I'm afraid I had to inform her she was suffering from a case of Fruit Blindness

Wait, some of you aren't in 2025 anymore?? Wtf, you left us behind!

Day 2: in the jock!

Picking up some kitchen stuff and not gonna lie, this is an irrational want