Heading to site, doing my best engineer doing work impression lol

Happy hump day y'all!

Little on the nose, but I'll accept it, YouTube. You know a documentary gets me all hot and bothered.

I gotta say, my favorite new recon feature is the seemingly radom sorting it does for profiles by distance lol

Wtf is this, Ohio.

Columbus, I'm in you for two days!

"do you need an aisle or a window seat so my husband and I can sit together" No bitch, you can sit apart for 3 hours. Get fucked.

He's back at the airport, headed to CBUS, Ohio

Lol a friend is giving me grief about having Skeksis Claws and I don't remember why that came up

Onward to Columbus later today. It's gonna be a looong day

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Dad's dragging ass this morning. Need a dip and some caffeine.

Decided to come to the office early today. I don't have a key for the outside door to the Denver office, so I laid in wait for someone to open the door and snuck in after them.

Time to make the long trek across the parking lot for Mexican food

Today was a first, lol with some encouragement from a friend, flew padded for the first time

Denver bound

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Boy math, do I buy a $1500 Sonos soundbar/subwoofer or a much cheaper Switch 2...

This star thingy is probably the best thing I've purchased in awhile

So begins the fireworks in my middle-of-the-city neighborhood 😐

Denver and Columbus, I'ma be in you Sunday and Tuesday night respectively but not respectfully.

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The ERJ-175 is my least favorite regional jet.

This is NIIIIICE. It don't smell like roaches in here or nothing.

Delta is really doing everything they can to try my patience today lol

For better or worse you guys get my stream of consciousness travel nonsense in your collective faces.

Fingers crossed this plane makes it out of Boise

Realizing the key to my cage is in my checked bag makes me hope it makes it onto the new plane lol

Still in Boise, still in hell

Bless the cute bear at the Boise airport who doesn't know how to use the pump sprayer he's trying to spray the carpet with.

Lol I love outsourced support. "allow me no more than 3 minutes.

-gets meal voucher -stuck on plane and can't use meal voucher

*Board the plane* *Back out of the gate* *Start the engines* "Oh no, a computer error! 🫢" *Pull back to the gate* *Deplane* And that's how you do the delta shuffle

Props to Delta for the instrumental piano version of Born This Way while we're boarding during pride month.

It's weird sitting in the airport, in a city you don't live in, overhearing someone talk about working at a data center you helped design the substation on...

hmmm do I work in the hotel room or go to the airport and post up there...

I'm convinced, the heavier the bass line in the background music, the fancier the restaurant

TOTALLY didn't forget the keys to my rental car in the cup holder this morning when I got to the office.

Well I very quickly ran out of shirts for the new company name so back to old faithful. Last day of meetings!

"what was your take away from the management meetings this week?" Uh, a dinosaur and a tootsie roll that I bought with my 65 tickets at the arcade after I beat another manager at the basketball game and air hockey...

Dad does likes this idea a lot.

Don't say Zuck never did anything for me

Time to go act like I'm a supervisor who knows what he's doing

The horrors persist. My box of crayons exploded in my bag :/

Hey Boise

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. SOMEONE WITH A PEANUT ALLERGY IS ON MY FLIGHT AND THEY ASKED EVERYONE TO AVOID PEANUTS. I'm going to ask them if everyone can avoid shrimp for me on this flight.

I said "yes" when the flight attendant asked if I'd help in the event of an emergency since I'm in the exit row

Lol the instrumental music Delta plays when you board is still playing during take off since the system froze. I don't hate it...