The most difficult part of coming back to work after being remote for 10 days is finding my badge to get into the building...

The urge to work today is low

Big hairy bear ✅ Extra verbal ✅ Called me a pig ✅ Made me huff poppers ✅ Wrecked my hole ✅ Might just have to marry this one boys ;P

Going to try to beat the BYU soaking record with these beans

Well thought about being productive today but it's just turned into a nap on the couch day

Groceries are done for at least the next few days

Time for my least favorite activity. Making a grocery list for the week

Usually I go for unscented stuff, but the scented bator balm is growing on me

After 4 vodka crans on the plane, I've made it home!

I need something in my life, so I'm just going to assume these American Eagle flight attendants are all lesbians since there are no obvious gays :(

Taylor Sheridan should fuck all the way off

There's a 76% chance the drunk Louisianans in the airport bar here in DFW aren't making it on their plane.

Let the airport bar crawl commence

Rental dropped off, time for the shuttle

Hi gays

Fuuuuuuck, lol 20 miles after the last one

I20 provides (the traffic)

Forgot to post this earlier this morning

Here I come Dallas, headed back to the airport

Catholics need lighter iconography. Moving a statue for mom before I leave today...

I had a salad for lunch and I can wholeheartedly say I'm not a fan of grocery store salad bars

I hope future Kip is proud of himself for stealing 9% of my bonus for himself

The joy I get from pointing out the difference between Ensure and Insure on drawing markups is indescribable

If any of you gays and theys are flying out of DFW Saturday afternoon and want to grab an airport beer hit me up, I'll be flying back home around 8 pm tomorrow and should be loitering around the airport for a bit once I return the rental car.

Guess I'll take care of this *before* I start working today instead of during lunch lol

Operation make my mom eat indian food is a go

Management practices be trying my patience HARD today lol. But I'm a good Christian woman and will hold my tongue.

Nothing like being mid stroke and getting a call asking how to get to a file stored on the network since the link wasn't working 😐 So much for taking "lunch"

Lol found this shirt at Buc-ee's this week!

The desire to work this week doesn't match the amount of stuff I need to get done 🙃

Love it when someone sets a 300,000 lb piece of equipment in the wrong place and makes it my problem to update a design to make their mistake work. It's fantastic.

Why in the ever loving fuck do I have "Grease" stuck in my head? Is this the way Frankie Valli stays alive? By inflicting psychic damage from afar?

Be the change you want to see in the world, my mom quit buying half ply toilet paper from the local prison and started buying the normal stuff after I said something.

Being under a rim seat, chowing down on musky Dad hole is probably the happiest place I can imagine being.

Now, why couldn't my balls hang this nicely over the weekend. They do smell lovely right now though. Shower time!

I thought the pup side of me was waning until I kept having "Squirrel!" moments trying to send a pdf back in an email... "Ok I'm ready to send thi-" "oh shit I got an email to update my resume for this proposa-" "fuck, I need to look up my license num-" "fuck I didn't send this pdf"

I can fully own and appreciate that this makes me a basic white bitch

Next time I hear someone say "digital solutions" in the year of our lord 2026, I'm going to whip them with a handful of cat 6 cables.

This is my Pillion.

I need a coffee table book of deranged ThisVid dot com account names.

Luckily there's always money in the Banana Stand.

Do I need these? No...do I want them? Oh fuck yes.

EdC in Dallas was the first full-weekend kink event I've been to. I'm not the most outgoing person in social settings lol, but it was a ton of fun and I'm very happy I went! Met some awesome people I've seen on here and around the socials for a few years now, and met a couple of new folks too!

A furry drag queen who performs under the name Fur Elise.

Realizing all the crosses in my mom's house are sideways on the wall

Now for the secondary reason I came to Texas, visiting my mom for a week lol

I’m quite proud of the paddling I gave today, but I’m far, far prouder of @kippup.bsky.social for taking the Randy paddle + my newest acquisition like a champ. This boy knows how to make a Sir happy.

Quite frankly, I wouldn't trade being a degenerate kinky faggot for literally anything.

Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!