It must be nice knowing that you can do anything you want and know the government will just bail you out if you fuck up.

Main SSD crapped out on our mac. Replaced it and am now reinstalling the OS. It says 18min remaining, so in “apple speak” that probably means 2-3 hours.

Perfect cosplay.

Says the guy who regularly does not execute his publicly stated ideas.

Dear Penthouse,

The next president needs to officially rename it the Rosa Parks ballroom

Wait, so you’re gonna pitch this wang dang doodle *all* night long?

That’s some quality bullshit right there. Immediately reminded me of this from a few years ago:

“The parasitic fly was eradicated in the U.S. back in 1966.” This is because the US continually funded a program that released a ton of sterilized flies in Central America every year to greatly reduce their proliferation and migration north. Why are they a problem now? DOGE killed that program.

I literally said out loud to nobody “Shit! That was a good one.” Really gave a good jolt for a bit. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

We often get people checking out the museum through the windows and doorways. I don’t invite them to look around until they come in. That’s how you get vampires.

She’s on her way to the plastic tarp and duct tape isles.

I have a feeling that a lot of conservatives had a plan of action in case a high profile assassination happened. When it did, they just did a search-and-replace on the name.

I’m sorry dudes. If you’re spending $18,000 to be degraded, this bootcamp will just turn you into a younger Pay Pig.

Finally doing to long overdue house cleaning and found a penny. I should clean more often.

Let me fix that headline: “…will unlock the *appearance* of superintelligence” You’ll still be as dumb as you look, but now you can have information fed to you instead of remembering shit.

Praise where it’s due: Our Congresswoman is out there fighting!

when your death steals the news cycle from a nazi punk

As a Californian, this is very accurate.

Overheard at work: A woman comes up to a guy playing the Addams Family pinball game and asks “Have you played any of the other games?” He replied “No,why would I?” I respect your dedication buddy.

Maybe the universe is Omelas and Earth is the child.

I love when a visitor makes the connection about why the game is called PINball.

Always gonna be weird having to take a drug test to prove I have amphetamines in my system.

The Privacy app upheld my dispute! So nice that I can generate a one-time-use credit card, and get a refund if scammed.

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.

For the people in the back, bigotry is not an opinion…

I hope Boy Kavalier dies a dramatic death, and hopefully it will be caused by his insistence on being barefoot. #AlienEarth

THIS 👆🏾!

Let me be clear: I will always celebrate the death of a fascist.

Might have been a mistake to put America Online.

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

They wanted to roll everything back to the 60’s or earlier. Welcome to 1968 you fuckers.

Proof that becoming a billionaire poisons your brain. He used to help write sweeping financial privacy regulations, & forced credit scores to become publicly available. I was proud to have worked for E-Loan during those times. Looks like the money took it’s toll and he’s become what he fought.

Has anyone come up with a term for these AI podcasts yet? How about Clogcast, Podblast, or Fraudcast?

It’s been a while since I had to replace a drive in the raid. I had completely forgotten that it’s going to take over a day to finish repairing.

Tips For Apple Picking https://theonion.com/tips-for-apple-picking/

I guess this asshole is too busy making cringe memes and can’t be bothered to actually govern. When Californians try to warn y’all about this guy, this is the reason. He’ll do the bare minimum, unless it’s 100% politically safe and self aggrandizing.

I should know better. The first time I ever ordered something from an Instagram ad, it’s a total scam. At least I used a one-time card via Privacy, and I’ve filed a dispute.

I think I figured out what I want on my tombstone: “Y’all are a bunch of dumbasses.”

Our older MacMini was starting to black out more and more, sometimes almost becoming unusable. It looks like the culprit is our NAS. One of the drives failed & just having a NAS directory open on the mac was throwing errors. Once I turned off the NAS, it ran smooth again. Now to order a new drive.

You kids today don’t remember the true meaning of Bluetooth. #TheReasonForTheSeason

I’m putting together a “Best Metal of the 70’s” comp CD together for the jukebox and I’m suddenly needing to buy an El Camino, roll up a pack of Marlboro Reds in my shirt sleeve, and head over to the county fair.

This administration is quickly reaching the LD50 of bullshit.

Portland!! On Friday October 10th we return! We’ll be playing at Twilight Cafe and Bar with the ever dreamy Fotoform and our dear friends Darkswoon. Save the date! Advance tix info forthcoming.

I was working late one night while not feeling well and I had an epiphany. If I were to drop dead at my desk and be found the next morning, I’d be nothing more than a temporary annoyance to my employer.

the band Front 242 started in 1981 because the main guy with goggles realized there was no cool music in Europe and he wanted to make some. he teamed up with the only other guy he knew who owned goggles and the rest is history

It’s strange that you never hear anyone go on a rant about FTM people in men’s sports. I wonder why (no I don’t).