I just learned that Keanu used to stream Monster Hunter on twitch. Meaning we live in a world where there’s a 90% chance that a BB player knows what a Khezu is #BB27 @dannidps.bsky.social

I’m so mad about everything but this….this is why I will never quit BB #BB27 😭

Nvm, my read on Ava was pretty accurate. Just took removing Rachel for it to show. #BB27

I may be going to hell for this but… Pictured: This week’s #Challenge41 off-episode drama

Man, who could’ve seen this coming? I mean, other than everyone who saw those pre-season interviews and immediately got the ick 🙄 #BB27

Rachel “training” Keanu to get socially ready for The Challenge is my favorite mini-arc of the season. #BB27

Morgan: *crying* “Vinny has been my number one” *Camera cuts to Vince smirking and humping the air while in an egg costume* THIS IS MY SHOW! #BB27

I have no idea if this Vince Egg Detective segment helps or hurts the case for casting more “Theatre Kid types” for reality competition shows. #BB27

Zach plays Civ and Fire Emblem and now I don’t know how to feel about wanting him out. #BB27

To be fair to Keanu, “pregnant clients” is literally a section in almost every major training certification…and most of them have additional courses for pre- post-natal specialization. #BB27

So #Challenge41 is like…*GOOD* good.

Remember when this season’s house theme was Hotel Mystery? And the Producer brought in a mastermind for the overarching theme? And it’s like the Comp Design team only heard “Ah yes, crime…the theme is crime!” #BB27

Alright, so if Keanu & Kelley are the Brenchel; Morgan, Mickey, Ashley, & Rachel are the brigade… …does that mean Will is the Britney of the season? #BB27

Taran is all of us crashing out 😭😭😭 #bb27 I’m crying laughing at this update 🤣

Of all my preseason “shitlist” reads, I was not expecting Ava Pearl to be the one I whiffed the hardest on; Shes respectably playing one of the best under-the-radar games and has spot-on reads of her fellow HGs. To be fair, she pulled a Cedric by being significantly more chill in the house. #BB27

If I had a nickel for every time an artistic New Yorker clocked a sketchy cowboy in Big Brother… @flutedyke.bsky.social #BB25 #BB27

Listening to the way Morgan VIVIDLY tells Vince the story of Tyler’s jury management of Sam in BB20, reaffirms why I was SO GLAD that a legit millennial GAMER (and every dorky quality that comes with that) made it into the house. (I also enjoyed Lauren in Circle S6) #BB27

The greatest irony of this situation is Rachel Reilly being on the opposite side of two CONSENSUS house targets who frustrate everyone else in the house and continually comp their way out of eviction. #BB27 #BB12

RIP ~ Pete the pet sock #bb27

morgan thank you for this #bb27

pete the pet sock #bb27

Rachel breaks up Vinny and Keanu’s talk, and they start speculating about who the mysterious competitor will be #bb27

🚨 yuri alert: morgan and katherine are sitting next to each other #bb27

As a Vanessa fan, Morgan’s “Paranoia-fueled Ubergaming” is doing it for me #BB27

2nd year in a row with a house of rabid gamer squirrels. #BB27

Blake Shelton’s Amurican Idol #BB27

…is no one going to ask about the pigeon head in the clue photo? #BB27

The Spreadsheet is back! After last year’s surprising hit on first boots and some descriptors, I decided to go again by expanding some rankings! Top 8: 1) Keanu, 2) Morgan, 3) Ashley, 4) Jimmy, 5) Katherine, 6) Adrian, 7) Lauren, 8) Vince Early Boots: Rylie, Zae, Amy, Ava #BB27

The full spreadsheet is coming soon, but here are my rankings #BB27. The more I see of Morgan’s vids, the more I want to rank her at #1 but I can’t help but feel like Keanu has the ideal skillset and demeanor for this cast. (Plus, Morgan could fall victim to inexplicable misogyny per BB tradition)

It’s probably just Rachel getting murdered on night 1

Morgan’s flirt game is going to be so on-point for this season. #BB27

#BB27 in support of the “Boston Rob” Hg 17 theory: first time in a while that there’s zero representation from New England, which might have been intentional to avoid giving him a loyal minion (he has icon status here) because they cut the Mohegan/Foxwoods casting call. Boston Rob would fill that

Dear Fijian Survivor Gods, Please find a way to unite Angelina, Dee, Genevieve, Financial Analyst Emily Flippen, & Mike White into an unstoppable Gaslight+GateKeep+Girlboss group #Survivor50 #Survivor

I’m just gonna say what we’re ALL thinking… …I wish Kermit was my Commencement Speaker 😭

WHY THE FUCK IS THE EDITOR PANNING TO MARY EVERY TIME JEFF SAYS “Married”?!

“I gotchu, I gotchu” 😭 #Survivor48

“Is she using enough magnesium?”- Me, pretending like I know anything about making a fire despite maybe going camping ONCE in my lifetime. #Survivor48

We’re 5 episodes in and I have no idea whether Isabella Merced would qualify for Best Actress or Best Supporting for the Emmy. But her Dina has been the standout of pretty much every episode. #TheLastOfUs

I can finally do the display name change now that I’m actually presenting at a panel 😅

“So, while we’re jumping from fever dream to fever dream segment, here’s a jump scare of David’s pouting face on the jury”- #Survivor Editors (probably)

So…this is actually one of the greatest edited episodes of the new era, if not the entirety of #Survivor, right? This fever dream had: -Mitch’s mailman story -Jeff prompting a Chicken & Waffles song -A slo-mo fly on Joe’s face -Star Rapping Pure fucking cinema

Alright, it’s time… …it’s time to admit that we need Star on #survivor50, solely so we can get her confessionals I know recency bias, whatever, but I genuinely think she’s the best Confessional in the New Era #Survivor

I can’t be the only one who yells “Stab it, stab it, stab it” at my TV whenever Jeff does the rice negotiation in the new era. Needless to say, the last few seasons have been disappointing in that regard. #Survivor

My decision between starting up Expedition 33 vs. The Hundred Line might actually come down to whether I’m feeling like dealing with a story & characters that are unapologetically French vs ones that are unapologetically Japanese Truly, a sneaky month for good gaming

I think this is the first season in the New Era where I’ve been fine with ANY of the final 9 winning(?) Even the ones with less screentime have been stealing the scene every time they show up (Star, Mitch, Mary). #Survivor

I can’t be the only person who instinctually says “to defeat the Huns” any time Jeff says “Let’s get down to business”” #Survivor

This is quite literally pure bicep & delt strength for a Survivor Challenge. Unsurprisingly, the final 2 are the jacked stunt performer and the jacked firefighter…again. #Survivor

I’m henceforth referring to “Safety Without Power” as “The Nope Scroll” and yes…it is my favorite advantage #Survivor

I wasn’t sure what to expect out of Isabella Merced’s adaptation of Dina, but I’m thoroughly enjoying her take on the role… …with that said, her mannerisms are soo *grown-up* Dora the Explorer-coded and I can’t unsee it 😆 #TheLastOfUsHBO #TheLastOfUs