Just a jackass looking to cowpoke some foals.

Kid Rock begins his Kennedy Center residency in January. Tickets are BOGO with a catalytic converter.

In other news, 32% of people surveyed are detestable ignorant morons.

Jake Paul’s jaw is broken in two places! (Poor Anthony Joshua! His fists must be so sore today!)

s-k-e-l-e-t-o-n-s in the closet!!

no no no, Earth. Leave Earth.

Rob is still playing his part in the downfall! VIVA Rob Reiner!

Last minute XMas gift ideas… if ICE is in your town, just grab their spare tires and catalytic converters! (Both conveniently located under their lifted Dodge pickups!)

too bad he doesn’t eat soup - even odds he’d drown in it…

Halt die Klappe, Schweinchen. #ralphsteadman #huntersthompson

Well, if being a traitor is punishable by death… … …

So we’re just hoping when the files are released they ‘send to all’ in Signal then?!

What betting app has a line for him ‘stroking out’ tonight?!? 50/50 odds?!?

I fail to understand why the release of the Epstein files is a problem. Just release them, it will be done. It will go away. ....unless he's in them.

They could ALL just decide to be human, cast their votes, and cast the criminal into the 🔥!! Everyone would win! #BipartisanSaviors

Alabama fantasies abound…

@barackobama.bsky.social — take one for the sake of the nation. “Admit” you were born in Kenya, and let him just chew on that bone ‘til mid-terms… D I S T R A C T I O N!!

Imagine warning people from a city with paved roads and funded schools and sidewalks and hospitals and corner delis to not come to Missouri 😂

The urinals should all be sponsored! What if the Commanders held a ‘Golden Shower Bowl’!?!

Just imagine what JD will do to the couch he drops dead on!?!

“Mr. Vance, I don't feel so good...", "I don't know what's happening..."

Those creepy little fucking hands!!

Precedent is set. If/when he keels over, get a picture! (And maybe a coffee too.)

ASAP!! Please!

MTG is on the campaign trail! Gonna take a lot of popcorn 🍿 to get to Election Day 2026!!

The Electoral College will soon be Gerrymandered by per capital acreage…

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

NYC, today is Election Day! We get to do something incredible: tell Andrew Cuomo to f*** off… for a second time! Find your polling location here:

New Yorkers! (NYC) - when voting for Handsy Andy Cuomo tomorrow - mention in with a “#meToo’ on your post.

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Trump holding his little Johnson in his tiny hand.

Is there a Venn diagram of Epstein victim’s fathers and gun owners?

a high I.Q. individual

But really, in all seriousness, has anyone ACTUALLY sat him down and showed him the math on this?! Is he actually a half-wit moron?! Really?!

I don’t get it, anything related to Trump & ‘Ball Room’, would presumably be tiny…

Leak the Epstein files - that’ll end the shutdown! (You’ll never see them scramble faster!!) #PedoLeaks

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol... NBC almost makes this sound like it’s some sort of scandal. Let’s pay attention though and be clear: He reported the earnings and the public STILL HAS NOT seen Trump’s taxes. Now, where TF are the #Epstein files⁉️

give him a ride in a convertible across a bridge in New England to a small airport…

"Sir, YOU are the president of Puerto Rico."

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @adamzyglis)

How do I join my Local Antifa chapter? (Maybe it’s going to my spam folder…)

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Greta Thunberg called out Russia and Israel, Pope Leo called out Russia and Israel, the late Jane Goodall called out Russia and Israel. Notice a pattern? Intelligent and heroic people stand against tyranny whether it is Russia or Israel.

He should get some exercise… maybe do 1 push-up and 3/4 of a pull-up. Get that blood-alcohol flowing!

eri K a K i r K

Was the goal ONE?!

🇺🇸 Bad Bunny > 🇷🇺 Melania Dump