Donald fired Pam Bondi for one reason and one reason only: she didn't do enough to cover up for him. And she really tried.

Astonished that one person can be so epically mean, and galactically stupid at the same time.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

We all agree that he can’t read, right?!

Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point. Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states. In 1974 he resigned. By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

We’re at a point where a headline that states an actual fact spoken by OrangePedo would be an OBVIOUS April Fool’s joke.

Trump is Putin’s Bryon Noem.

His name was Bryon Noem.

Rendering of Trump Library out behind the restrooms, and the turn, at West Palm Beach Public Golf Course and Gun Club

Airport Code: PDo T&A

So FLORIDA allows convicted felons to vote? Got it.

Surprised the old white guys haven’t dumped VIAGRA into the Strait of Hormuz to straighten it out, and FLOWMAX to increase the flow…

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Five-time draft dodger says what now?

The OranguPedo must know that the entire WORLD will assuredly celebrate/party/revel/cry tears of joy/dance/___etc. the exact MOMENT he kicks!!??!! ⚡️⚡️

Solar panels aren’t being held up in the Strait of Hormuz. A point worth making

Open letter to WikiLeaks & Anonymous: Hi y’all! Hope you’re well. Please save us!! Best, the USA

Can Fetterman be 25th’d?!? That guy’s outta his effing mind.

A Pope AND a President from Chicago would set the World right again…

Tinker Tailor Pedo Spy

11-3-26 TICK TOCK, Motherfucker

Whomever does plane maintenance, AF1 had some VERY squeaky stairs, perhaps you should spray those down with some pizza grease.

It’s so nice that nothing effects anything else - that actions are all independent and siloed.

The ORANGEuTAN is wearing his hat more, perhaps he has less time for “hair & makeup” due to his medical needs?!?

…as they say…

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Did they just take her out back and shoot her, like Cricket?

Whomever lives in a state where you can legally shoot ‘intruders’, have a big dinner party…

If man was rational, works of fiction and invisible lines would not cause death.

But her emails?!?!?

I bet the Russian Hooker FLOTUS knows more than the YALE Law FLOTUS…

Man she’s such a P.O.S.!

Brilliant idea

Coast Guard pilot should have punched out of his plane!!

💯😝

“PR’s President really failed them.” - Laura Loomer, and literally thousands of half-wit morons

Pearl clutching dipshits are taking issue with Spanish?! Use Google translation, Sharon… but please tell us what SKidRock said, without the need of 17 BudLights and a huff of pickup truck exhaust?!?

No MagNazis are complaining about the nice white boys who sang at the beginning of the show - they even spoke english!!

Not to stereotype here, but if many of Epstein’s victims came from Florida, and ‘most’ Floridians have guns, how was there not ONE victim’s father, mother, brother or uncle to storm the spa at Mar-a-lago?!? It would’ve resembled a Tarantino film if I was a relative!

If half the population would learn we live in the United States (of America), not ‘America’, we might be able to get somewhere. But, they also think Africa is a country, so…

Place your bets! How soon after the TPUSA KidRock HalfWit Shitstravaganza will the Orange Hemorrhoid claim the ratings beat those of the actual show?!? I say at the first commercial break…

Is Mitch McConnell still in a frozen-iguana-stupor, or is he back to cupping SCOTUS nuts?!

then point him towards a cliff!!

Thoughts & Stairs