was so excited about these pants i bought and then days later i go look at the tracking info and discover i bought the TALL length

deleted the outlook app for the long weekend

everything i see returns to you somehow

hiiii

instagram infographics about “what you need to know about the allegations against lewis carroll”

this is what spring 2026 is going to feel like

me trying to impress weheartit trade

i’m a deep pinterest diver. i’m pinning pins that haven’t been seen since 2012.

i need another tropical vacation. like tomorrow

JIG OF LIFE BY KATE BUSH!

source: came to me in a dream

i had a dream last night that my chemical romance & sabrina carpenter were both playing in montreal (??) the same weekend and gerard was spotted in an elevator at a hotel with sabrina so the internet was aflutter with rumors that sabrina carpenter and gerard way were dating

i’m like if charlotte york was a little silly

clocking in at the joan baez factory

i miss being on stan [redacted] but now i can’t find stan bluesky

i don’t have a single email or spreadsheet cell left in me today

immediately identified a father john misty song as having the same riff as paperback writer

instagram sober* for two days now

TODAY’S LITTLE OUTFIT

haiiii everypony

alternate universe where john lennon is still alive: i take off my pants and shirt after work and log into fortnite. i buy the beatles pack for 20,000 vbucks and make paul hit the griddy

will i ever be able to breathe through both my nostrils again

tiny tim cratchit if he slayed

i got that shit that nearly killed tiny tim

this is doing NUMBERSS on tumblr btw

i would like heated rivalry more if it was about a legendary songwriting duo whose monumental creative output and legacy can still be felt in pop culture 60 years later

who wore it better❓

its kinda cold out... so im wearing my infinity scarf!

OH WE’RE SO BACK

How do i become literate again

a watermelon weed vape is a low-vibrational thing for a woman like me to have

i think the 20th century woman you vibe with the most is mostly determined by medication

one day someone is going to take a photo of my boyfriend and i doing pda on public transit and it will blow up on twitter and we won’t even know bc im normal now

i used to be an audrey hepburn girl but then i got on prednisone so now im a marilyn monroe girl

BIG TIME SENSUALITY

im reading anaïs nin the normal way

my parents have a trail camera in their backyard for funsies look at this guy

accidentally wore dance tights w my mary janes so now i have these big holes of visible feet😝👍

wait hold up i have more followers on here than the other app. goodbye forever twitter

my rockin saturday night

Advice to young straight cis men: start doing gay shit with your friends. Put on a dress. High heels. Kiss them a little. Use your tongue

before i go to the club i want to eat a roast chicken / roast chicken roast roast chicken

imma be honest. i miss my friends on twitter

hello bluesky app

got my paramount+ free trial for the grammys tonight

crochet is great because you can make a physical representation of how long it took him to text you back

all four of them are alive and were in beverly massachusetts last night btw

i’m gonna do rpf here on bluesky if that’s ok