Visited my friend's chocolate shop today..

The website for this is literally bentcarrot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm currently under Cyber attack being hacked These MFS don't know who they're dealing with I'm not sending you $1 in Bitcoin get a fucking job

Hello Baltimore

The aforementioned leaders have come out saying they have NOT ended the Target boycott, they were NOT contacted for the original Star-Tribune story this is based on, and the boycott is still very much in effect.

This is going to be interesting

Phillies need to hire a biochemist or something to help cover up this drug use Whoever's in charge now needs to be fired that's like the third suspension

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Mommy no milky 😰😰😰

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

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Look that's a soft penalty but they legitimately earned the penalty earlier and didn't get it

Pretty... NOT level... Client did not pay for level

Is it just me or last night so far today not much juice from last night? Just a juiceless boring Dead Man walking kind of thing? Sounds like everybody's just tuned out the latest season of the Trump show ready to move on to something else

There should be a law if you voted for Trump you should have to watch the State of the Union tonight ...every fucking minute of it No distractions no mute nothing... Every goddamn minute

Oh hell yeah

Man that sounds like a damn good party ..how do I get an invite?

Made it MFers

GFS now...

Already snowing heavy and laying way ahead of schedule....

Why didn't y'all tell me that Hugh Jackman movie Song Sung Blue was a recovery movie???

Frankie that delivery was divine

Pillows filled with seething hatred....sounds about right

Can't do nothing no more.... Half the guys on my old softball team carried it out in the field with them for God's sake ....bunch of snowflakes anymore

Worth a shot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

youtu.be/a1ysUdRLjaE?... I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man this is more and more true every minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is will Campbell serious? WTF was that🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

Ben stiller 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So far that's three gambling commercials in the first 10 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck we're cooked

I've dreamed of this day Until we destroy their funding Networks we'll continue to swim upstream

I hereby command all of you to STOP PUNNING AROUND

Quick thing about McKenna Eventually you keep mouthing off about a dude's mom he's allowed to knock you out ...just saying

Quick thing about the eagles and Stoutland Brain trust got tired of watching McVay and shanahan offenses running all over everybody and said we need that here No scheme here... Just running out of gun... Too predictable

Can't fucking do anything fun anymore

This is who runs this account

Patagonia scallops... Got them just right 😘😘

Paul George dropped 32 the other night NBA said nah we're going to need a test 🤣🤣🤣🤣

New Coldplay kiss cam just dropped..

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Pretty good... Good acting good action decent suspense Would recommend