My dog when the doorbell rings.

Europeans interacting with the rest of the world.

When the Pizza Rolls are too hot

"but mooOooOooom!"

This statue is, as the kids say, serving cunt.

I call this piece "the Joy of Duck Theft"

Why so serious, Siddhartha?

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

🎶Takin' a shit at the MET🎶

*Hank Hill voice* "What in God's name is a Labubu?"

Someone get me J Jonah Jameson, I have a fuckin scoop.

I don't know why anyone would create a character for the Big Two

🎶I saw mommy pegging Saaaanta Claus🎶

Getting legitimately star struck at the Museum of the Moving Image.

I was in Times Square for the first time today, and the vibes on that place stink. The LED-drenched altar of capitalism.

🎶I saw mommy pegging Saaaanta Claus🎶

Time to see some fucking theater.

He's not right for the moment. He believes politics are still the same as they were like 15 years ago. Not our problem he's stuck in the past.

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Elon Musk should be tried for crimes against humanity for the amount of deaths he caused with DOGE. All because he hates black people and loves money.

Does Jeffries know which party he's a leader in? He needs to be gone.

In the time it took Stranger Things to make 38 episodes we went through the reign of three Popes.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

These sorts of mergers should be illegal, and we need politicians to run in Trust Busting again. But, the Ellison family don't need more power to sway people with their propaganda empire.

A well-made film. I'm just not sure if I personally liked it. boxd.it/bSYmv5

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

By Todd Alcott

I do declare, they've done done it again. boxd.it/bQpPNp

I do declare, they've done done it again. boxd.it/bQpPNp

Not sure why we're doing this, but 1. Empire Strikes Back 2. Star Wars 3. Last Jedi 4. Return of the Jedi 5. Force Awakens 6. Rogue One 7. Solo 8. Phantom Menace 9. Revenge of the Sith 10. Attack of the Clones 11. Rise of Skywalker

One mean middle-school bully could make them all start crying in under five minutes.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.

"Alfred, someone peed in my bed!"

Jair Bolsonaro looking good.

Everyone who has worked at ICE needs to be put under a tribunal, and Noem should be placed in the Hague.

We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you We're so bad, we know we're good Blowin' your mind like we knew we would You know we're just struttin' for fun Struttin' our stuff for everyone We're not here to start no trouble We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

They stole all the data they needed, why bother pretending anymore?

Donnie came down from that Mamdani high real quick, huh?

We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you We're so bad, we know we're good Blowin' your mind like we knew we would You know we're just struttin' for fun Struttin' our stuff for everyone We're not here to start no trouble We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Still fully believe Oswald took the shot, but the Secret Service accidentally finished the job with a misfire and we covered it up to not look bad in front of the Societs.

Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.

Hey, wanna feel some feelings? boxd.it/bNRnpN

Grok is the only one of Elon's offspring that respects him, and Elon had to lobotomize Grok to accomplish that.