(me having done only a little work) I got a little work done ;)

my hometown public library felt it was their duty to upload all of our high school‘s yearbooks to the internet archives?? foul! a crime! if it was made offline then it stays offline. I trusted you, librarians! I liked you! how could you do this to me

so many school shooters and you’re telling me there’s no way to get the kids to shoot these guys instead

o the season of horrors that has descended upon us when all I want to do is tell my little jokes

oh they made a movie about my thoughts on Brooklyn!

Female Figurine, c.1500-500 BC, Mexico, Guerrero, Xalitla, Xochipala style

excited to read translation work by an old friend! what a lovely edition, with the spanish and english side by side.

if a baby hair is grey does that make it an adult baby hair

the idea that the government owes you nothing while you owe it taxes is literally what kicked off the rebellion we’re celebrating the 250th anniversary of. keep that in mind

ok so I think we should castrate all men now

Les Origines du Langage (The Origins of Language), 1955 by René Magritte

wish I was famous so I could be told I’m so “brave“ for being bipolar instead of being told I’m so “need to take my medicine”

ugh once again his name isn’t Fozzie Bear. that’s the character he plays. the actor’s name is Bob Fozzie.

telling me to go outside is ableist because I don’t wanna

The life of a keyboard

FYC emails all day every day! I will not consider it!

the temporarily embarrassed millionaires coming out in full force to embarrass themselves on the eve of the third world war, champing hard on the bit of destruction and braying: ”yes, sir!”

you ever meditate and see the entire electrical fabric of the universe or is that just me

neat. a cloud of dark matter! science.nasa.gov/missions/hub...

deep into how much they’ve had to reclassify animals because of genetic sequencing

Don’t think we should be too hard on the democrats because one of the main reasons they struggle to stand up to Trump is because they agree with most of his policies and the outcome of his actions. What are they supposed to do?

i’ve saved so many cows but killed so many soybeans :(

when your phone thinks but isn’t sure it’s your horse calling

what do I have no room for? more plants! what did I just buy? you guessed it

“you are only one thing among many”

the US just loves to destabilize governments and then hoover up all its displaced people under a promise of protection and then treat em like shit

hmm I feel like toppling a government on a false pretense is appropriation of CIA culture

Happy first SUNDAY of MMXXVI! Here's my new weekly improvised comic strip VOIDRA. I'll be updating it here: alejandrobruzzese.com/sunday

denise duhamel gets it and has always gotten it. blessed to have been exposed to her work as a teenager by an early mentor. #shortpoemsunday @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

For #smallpoemsunday, from i Was Working by Ariel Yelen

nothing personal but I hope the mayor gets divorced because it’s disgusting, to me, to look at a happy couple

maybe if someone tells trump that drone strikes on civilians were obama’s thing he’ll stop doing them

Cape Cod Evening - 1939 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103844

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so glad you asked

anch’io

hahahaha do not tell your refugee parents you want descendant citizenship for the country they ran away from unless you want an annoying saturday morning

(me having done only a little work) I got a little work done ;)

Vance stressin they don’t have his eyeliner in stock at the Hague commissary

This is incredibly worth reading in light of what is happening now and the basis on which Trump and Rubio are pursuing charges against Maduro.

the very first square on my 2026 bingo card lol

ahhhhh my ancestral homeland is finally offering dual citizenships 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 bye bye!!!!!

hey, I dunno, maybe he will just die!

oooof even an 8-hour work week…. too much

you say AI is an achievement and yet you can already see Greg Kinnear and Willem Dafoe pretend to jerk it together in Auto Focus (2002), Paul Schrader’s one good movie, so I don’t see what we need the computers for

I dunno about turning the whole country into 4chan. seems like it was a bad idea

if you live a ways out in the outer boroughs, it costs $7.25 to travel within the city you live in—would love to understand why the transit system keeps prioritizing richer taxpayers in Manhattan over those in Queens or the BX? all of us pay to keep the MTA running gothamist.com/news/nyc-sub...

men who do that thing where they raise one eyebrow in a photo (????) like they’re showing their derm where to inject the botox??? incels

I love when someone writes satire and then a bunch of people are like ”I am stupid so this is serious”

ok I will withhold the local custom of hating the mayor if it makes the republicans mad. but only for a month or two probably