must be nice to have a partner who pays for shit so you can have some chill-ass regular ho job. fucking hell

coughing tourists get the guillotine

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

howdy! hope u have

ok here it is. one poem for @tomsnarsky.bsky.social’s #smallpoemsunday I started the other day. I had to pull over to write (I was walking)

I wish they’d just put “child-free” on healthcare forms because frankly I’m tired of coming up with funny new ways to tell x-ray techs abortion jokes

hell is other people and we’re all in it baby wooo!

"a device we don't recognize was just used" enough. you're my bank i dont have to tell you about all my devices. i got gadgets you never heard of. i got a palm pilot in a drawer somewhere. what you know about that one money boys

How to Stop Never Not Don't Worrying and Start Living

I'm at the discoteca I'm at servicios legales I'm at the combination boutique discoteca servicios legales

my current goal to marry into riches is really being hampered by my aversion to both wealth and wealthy people

I actually don’t want to side or front hustle

listing sunscreen twice because her ass knows she’ll forget it? Angela has ADD?

do you think I could pay off the dignitas people to just shoot me

when i retire i am going to dedicate my life to cutting those big wires that go across the ocean floor

james franco to the coed he lured to his apartment:

“.. Elon Musk gleefully boasted about feeding the United States Agency for International Development into a ‘wood chipper.’ “.. An Ebola outbreak in the region in 2018 took nearly two years to contain. .. This time around, we have far less capacity to respond.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/o...

ebola has been one of my “irrational” fears since I first learned about it so let me be the first to say ahhhh god help us haha!!!!!!!!

i’m sorry but did I just see a professional artist say they have never been to a life drawing class?? I have personally been to like, fuck, 20+? they’re almost always free? like to me this is like when writers admit they don’t read. it’s giving mein gott

Piet Mondrian, Composition in Yellow, Blue, and White, I, 1937 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135733

I just remembered WATCH OUT!!!, the lil project I made to help me process the unfolding early pandemic. Here's a blog post I wrote about it in January of 2021: alejandrobruzzese.com/art-sorcery/...

what if, stick with me here, it’s Billy Joel singing Hackensack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack in Movin‘ Out but every time he says ”ack” it’s replaced with Andy Samberg dressed as Cathy, saying “ack!”

once again, somehow british people manage to totally on their own create heinous and disgusting laws that police people’s bodies and gender

well don jr’s first ex wife’s dating history sure is something

look I'm not a bank robber (slow, nervous about doing crime, and have generalized anxiety) but this is a bank robbin'-ass bank if I've ever seen one

not a 46-page owner's manual the city issued about all the old-ass houses. I don't know if it's great they have this or awful they have this

me in your head

The Bootleggers - 1925 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104047

so far I can’t make commentary on @blipstress.bsky.social’s new book since I’m 10 pages in and that’s legally too few pages to draw comparisons, but I laughed, and I like the allegretto mania with which it is written so far, like if The Magic Chalk collided with Joyce—ah shit here come the book cops

who, me? yeah I work at an Al startup. pretty early stages

I cannot be the only person who thinks it says “Al” (thats an L at the end) when it says “AI” (this one is an uppercase i)

baby in a granny cart sparks wonder: is the granny cart now a baby cart or is the baby now a grandmother

a hot girl told me she yearns for me and it cured all of my depression. thanks lady!

I think today is the day. how many people can wish you dead at once before you just explode like that beached whale

god said ”benz drivers go to hell”

me when I type "ma" into the search bar and accidentally press enter instead of typing out the rest of the gmail URL

every time I see a 2001 4Runner in silver I stop and stare like she’s a hot girl 🥹 god I miss her. she was so awful. I smoked so many cigarettes on her roof

okay multiple questions abound, including are there really people who cannot understand these straightforward paragraphs (is it that I am from Newark?) but also, tbh, I didn’t know that any toddler could solve a complex word problem in any vernacular because they don’t really seem like they could?

I cannot be the only person who thinks it says “Al” (thats an L at the end) when it says “AI” (this one is an uppercase i)

might fuck around and rally the populace into a frenzy today idk

SET IT ON FIRE. EVERY DATA CENTER ON FIRE 2026 techxplore.com/news/2026-05...

food…. it’s what’s for dinner

me in your head

i’m not making inane jokes to deal with the increasingly dire situation! you are!

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1