look everybody it’s Jimmy Kimmel back on the air

lmao if tylenol made us all autistic then what made our parents that way honeybabes

joke’s on everyone now that I have functional boundaries

for decades it’s all been corporate M&A as catch-and-kill—metaphorically, of the entire industry, to the ends of controlling media for basically what amounts to PR purposes, shaping it from a free press into the sponcon marketing arm of the rest of the businesses owned by the same guy or company

ah shit fucked up and used my outside voice indoors

gorgeous. perfect. as evocative of the bright bright sunlight as any Van Gogh. Mondrian’s figurative works are horribly underappreciated imo and as with all early 20th c. formalists are a necessary underpinning to his understandably sterile (modern opinion, I know!!!! don’t yell at me) cubist works

I think it’s so nice how kids with american parents get to purchase a masters in fine arts and do poetry with it while they wait to inherit all of their parents’ inherited money :) that must be nice for all of those men with mustaches to live a life of leisure

weird how men at 40 are old and disgusting when I am a baby of 35 and so young and unmarred by the scars of time

it’s either local talk radio or the smooth jazz station, tapes didn’t exist in dad’s car, only Curtis Sliwa and the other miserable AM hacks or, like, Sade and George Michael lol

I think one of the worst things we ever did as a modern society was convince everyone that they could write, because they cannot, and now they are persistently maintaining that delusion even as they are no longer doing the literal act of actual writing, let alone the metaphorical craft

are you guys sad too because I know personally I’ve been sending even more ironic “lols” than usual these days

sure glad I kept these here tiddies for just a day like this one (hikes up each boob one at a time)

not having children out of spite at this point, the world has simply not earned more me

considering getting a dog so I can tell him my little thoughts as we go on walks together

oh great thanks for finally waking up grandpa, just in time to have missed all of seder

damn if only all major broadcasters had recently spent billions of dollars building otherwise useless systems that operate and distribute their content completely independently of the now essentially largely underused television broadcast system hmm

frisson is possible from poetry too, if you know what I mean

PAUL ÉLUARD (1895-1952) Translated by William Carlos Williams

thinking about how I told my mom god is a woman and she was like pff don’t be ridiculous, god is all genders 😭 mamà!!! making me feel regressive

hi all of this, including both of those elections, are what happen when you allow megacorporations to buy up and censor free media, from newspapers to television, duh

yeah i’ll take a hysterectomy get this hysteria outta here

man nothing makes you miss late-stage capitalism like later stage capitalism

wonder if the wire mom is single

please stop telling me “I will meet someone else” because like honestly that sounds like a threat!

I think my “love language” is words of affirmation specifically from doctors because then it feels like aw, we both did a good job? i’m proud of us, girlie!

when people ask what I mean by “I had a culture clash when I lived in Australia for two years”

anyway being a misogynist publically is violent and gets women killed so yeah I think it’s fine to dish it right back

Stephen Miller is a bald, nazi fuck. how’s that for free speech :)

i’m sorry but I hate spending even one hour in an office environment and anyone who feels okay with it is an absolute psychopath

video killed the radio star and then we all killed ourselves

lol renting a coworking space immediately puts me into like 2011 girl boss headspace

life is a mystery

heartbreak is somehow even worse and more disgusting and embarrassing than love itself. horrible. terror

Copla de Pie Quebrado Consolatory tears, flow, flow and wet my cheeks as usual: love kills us all. Peter Reading Image courtesy @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

Charles Simic

what if life is just one tunnel hurtling us somewhere and thats why you’re always just going through it and that’s also why you see a light at the end of it

I’m just gonna date rich men because I hate it either way so I might as well profit

keep hearing ”you’re so strong” lol like what do you want me to do, roll over and die? what other option is there besides be strong

sure things are bad but I also have the cars 4 kids song stuck in my head so it just goes to show you can never take a simple bad day for granted

hahahahha not THR insisting beta blockers are having a moment like propranolol is sooooo hot rn 😂 girl! actors just have anxiety

I think it’s funny that the richer somebody is, the uglier they are, like it’s some kind of corrosive metal

on its way

well ladies, you know what to do with all of your disposable income now!

lol a person on the spectrum like Nathan Fielder can get more actual change done with a joke-y television show than neurotypicals seem capable of doing even when they devote their whole life to something. just interesting

lol please every time I log off for even two seconds something ridiculous happens. it’s like watching Dr. Strangelove at 10x

capitulating to fascism to save your own ass is 100% Nazi behavior and exactly what they did in Hungary and the rest of Europe almost 100 years ago :) but I’m glad so many neolibs are, what? inspired by this?

“dressing like a vagrant to go scan my brain” sounds like some weird 1960s protest song line about The Man and control and yet here I am

I just want to deal with my heartbreak as god intended (drinking too many gin and tonics and smoking the last of the gauloises as the jukebox stutters over a warped Sinatra vinyl)

Alright look I know this isn’t the salient point, like at all, but obviously this man has penned 10 inscrutably written “screenplays” hiding somewhere in his house detailing all of his and his big pal’s escapades. just a hunch from….. this thing

thanks again for all your hell!