(lifting myself by my bootstraps until I give myself a wedgie) I did it

by Cats logic shouldn’t any CG Garfield have a visible asshole

brought a little painting home as a treat

yep

songs now: bitch I got bars/ oxycontin/ grab them cars/ spoil me rotten songs when I was growing up: there’s a girl. I call her lump. I love her,

enjoying Billy Joel’s anticapitalist anthem Movin‘ Out

personally I think it’s annoying to have had to shift my personality from “child who goes to the NJ Shakespeare Festival camp once science camp wraps” to “lady-like object who wants to militarize all women” just because a handful of billionaire assholes didn’t get beat up enough as children

People say shit to me at work every day where I’d be more that justified to reach across the desk and slap them silly. Why is “unarmed part-time library assistant” held to a higher standard than “kitted out for war professional law enforcement agent”?

what if birds were as strong as ants. what then

weird to upset the one group of people known for swarming the town square with pitchforks but I guess these guys are gluttons for it

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yeah yeah and the Soviet wheat harvest was bountiful this year as well

blocking just for fun. just for sport. a sport I am good at

you know for a whole account whose shtick is mostly posting shit like “god is gay because she invented boobs,” the reaction to this one is a little surprising

Ah the five most beautiful words in the English language with which to start any sentence

girl if I took a mental health day every time I needed a day off for my mental health I would not ever work

I actually think vegans aren’t annoying enough. every time I see someone chomp down on a steak I’m gonna yell “ewwwww!!!! you’re eating a corpse!!”

just a reminder that dairy is a part of a healthy diet as much as any brand of cigarette

Couple d'amoureux dans un petit café, quartier Italie, c.1932 by Brassaï

(me having done only a little work) I got a little work done ;)

my hometown public library felt it was their duty to upload all of our high school‘s yearbooks to the internet archives?? foul! a crime! if it was made offline then it stays offline. I trusted you, librarians! I liked you! how could you do this to me

so many school shooters and you’re telling me there’s no way to get the kids to shoot these guys instead

o the season of horrors that has descended upon us when all I want to do is tell my little jokes

oh they made a movie about my thoughts on Brooklyn!

Female Figurine, c.1500-500 BC, Mexico, Guerrero, Xalitla, Xochipala style

excited to read translation work by an old friend! what a lovely edition, with the spanish and english side by side.

if a baby hair is grey does that make it an adult baby hair

the idea that the government owes you nothing while you owe it taxes is literally what kicked off the rebellion we’re celebrating the 250th anniversary of. keep that in mind

ok so I think we should castrate all men now

Les Origines du Langage (The Origins of Language), 1955 by René Magritte

wish I was famous so I could be told I’m so “brave“ for being bipolar instead of being told I’m so “need to take my medicine”

ugh once again his name isn’t Fozzie Bear. that’s the character he plays. the actor’s name is Bob Fozzie.

telling me to go outside is ableist because I don’t wanna

The life of a keyboard

FYC emails all day every day! I will not consider it!

the temporarily embarrassed millionaires coming out in full force to embarrass themselves on the eve of the third world war, champing hard on the bit of destruction and braying: ”yes, sir!”

you ever meditate and see the entire electrical fabric of the universe or is that just me

neat. a cloud of dark matter! science.nasa.gov/missions/hub...

deep into how much they’ve had to reclassify animals because of genetic sequencing

Don’t think we should be too hard on the democrats because one of the main reasons they struggle to stand up to Trump is because they agree with most of his policies and the outcome of his actions. What are they supposed to do?

i’ve saved so many cows but killed so many soybeans :(

when your phone thinks but isn’t sure it’s your horse calling

what do I have no room for? more plants! what did I just buy? you guessed it

“you are only one thing among many”

the US just loves to destabilize governments and then hoover up all its displaced people under a promise of protection and then treat em like shit

hmm I feel like toppling a government on a false pretense is appropriation of CIA culture

Happy first SUNDAY of MMXXVI! Here's my new weekly improvised comic strip VOIDRA. I'll be updating it here: alejandrobruzzese.com/sunday

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