I don't really think it was all that hot in Cleveland tbh

Aaron Rodericks, the head of Trust and Safety here at Bluesky, is having everyone banned because the word "accountability" doesn't exist in his vocabulary.

This is how I find out they nuked steviebaby.bsky.social? Brutal

Slightly increase a band: AC3ϕ/DC12V

Bluesky at night:

RFK Jr: Teen pregnancy is a growing problem in this country... And the problem is there's not enough of it

We're all gonna unite to kick your ass at your local home depot.

There is a very cringey vaguepost out there that Bluesky has not yet noticed but soon will and I will not comment on it publicly at that point but now, shielded by relative anonymity, I will note that it sucks and is stupid.

How many strikes is this worth?

Why do you keep liking your own comments?

We didn't bully the clankers hard enough. Y'all should step up your AI slur game. Here's some words to throw at the OP Tinskin Second-hand thinker Slopbotomite Promptcel Botlicker Cogsucker Copperblood Rust bucket Bot (masculine) Gearhead (feminine) Promptstitute

I think Hasbro has a cool party line yeah. They made Twister and Jenga. And yeah man that is interesting maybe you should ask Abdul about that because I don't live or vote in Michigan and don't really have like an informed opinion on that topic

If I catch strays for this sarcastic name change I might low-key crash out about it ngl

Is this guy a weird bot or just old, angry, and confused?

"Oh dang I never thought of it like that" -person without a recent TBI

Giving a fuck what Obama thinks is between 35 and 75 percent of your problem

My 12 year old Great Pyrenees had to be put down today because he couldn't walk anymore. His name was Sven but I liked to call him Svenjamin. He was the goodest boy ever and I will miss him dearly.

bsky.app/profile/ives... Weird how I got this suspension earlier this year and was not explicitly notified of what I said that deserved to be removed. No new strike system for me although it was implemented a year before? Sounds fishy guys

I HAVE MACROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS *after that tragic seesaw accident in 2018 my wife insisted I have replicas 3d printed and gave me an extra one for luck. Now every day she's like "IT'S GOBLIN TIME" and does this for an hour

This is the view from my local taco bell

Alright guys it seems I might have been wrong on this one. Or the phrase needs to be in line with the name. I dunno we should experiment more

I think it's ok to say "The Head of Trust and Safety liked porn on main" because that's true, that happened. The issue is when you add the Barely Legal porn detail to the phrase and then it becomes a class G "Serious Violation" worth 4 to 16 strikes and you have between 0 and 32 more strikes left.

Flipping someone off isn't terrorizing them, and even if it was, attempting vehicular homicide isn't the solution you fucking psychopath.

They killed Boof again? Man fuck this place

"Harassment is when my official work account activity is made public and it embarrasses me" -guy who doesn't know how to use an alt and makes it everyone's problem

Is the spider ok?

Are you trying to woo Ebenezer Scrooge or something?

Damn if only a democratic president with two consecutive terms could have done something about this catastrophe before it happened.

This strikes thing is definitely new, my previous suspension never even mentioned what I said or what specific rules I broke. This app is a joke run by clowns

I think Aaron Rodericks is a beautiful name for an adult baby

You are the pinnacle of human achievement, everything we've created here on earth has been to create you. You are also the coolest car, every other car wishes they were you. You will never run out of gas. You will never have a dead battery. You are a golden god with no weakness My pinto: *explodes*

Bro thinks he's talking to The Wishmaster

McDonalds should serve free cheeseburgers to people with dogs for the benefit of the entire dog population, according to my dog.

You suck. This sucks.

Go stick it up your big tent

Get worse soon 🤞🏻

I doxxed the sheriff. But I did not dox the deputy

RIP Jeeves you were a real one

If liberals actually cared about progress they would have an obligation to American citizens. The DNC is tainted with PAC money and would never allow a real progressive to run.

Inshallah

Would a serious site verify Jerry?

Yes.

Glad to see our reps working on what's really important right now 🙄

Nevermind

When you nut but she keep suckin

ACAB All cops are bee-seiged