Ask not what your country can do about the economy, the rising prices, the Epstein-Trump spectacle, or the secrets buried in those Epstein files—ask what a ballroom can do for the American people.

Fixed it! The #Grift

Politicians love tariffs like toddlers love light switches — they keep flipping them on and off and acting shocked when the bill shows up. “We’re making THEM pay,” they say, as your grocery receipt starts looking like a ransom note.

@floridamanhole.bsky.social where are you located handsome? BTW I love a hairy hole.

@danielcaddy.bsky.social in blocked on Facebook. They burned me a post from years ago. Will be back after 6-3-2035

@jimmykimmel.com it would be awful to email OPM to tell them what they could do with their five bullet points of what they did last week. They'd hate to be flooded with unnecessary porn too. Their email is [email protected]

Please refrain from sending OPM a sarcastic email about their five bullet points on last week's activities & where to shove it. Trust me, they don't need that. Oh, and their email address is [email protected].

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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... No buyout for me. Enhanced standards of suitability & conduct might present a problem though.

Waiting for the #FelonInChief blame the #birdflu on #China.

I've got to hand it to my dad. Every time it gets this chilly, I think of a Well Digger's Asshole in Idaho!

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

Spot on!

Oh hell, naw!

@godzilla409.bsky.social follow me back.

New glasses.

I'm off today. What to do?

i should draw *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distracted by social media* *gets distrac