I would simply do anything for him.

This is so eloquent and correct.

Saw a bunch of pigeons eating a floor cupcake today, just like I would.

Non cat people: Do you know that your cat will eat you if you die and it has no food? Me to my cat with my last breath:

So disappointed when I saw what the Skeleton Race in the Winter Olympics actually is.

Anyone wanna go to this again, with me? boxd.it/cISFjN

Had a million euro idea. A character based Beat em up in the style of Super Smash Brothers but have it based on Christian Mythology. Call it "Bible Versus" St Paddy's ult: Fires a load of snakes at you Noah's ult: Drops a whale on you. Jesus ult: One extra life Thing writes itself.

I'd simply punch God in the face for him, if he existed and Arthur asked me to.

@kaye.zone DOUBLE UNFILMABLE. That's made my week!

And Mr Brightside, who DID come out of his cage and DID do just fine.

Wrote this on Instagram earlier and wanted to share here too, for anyone who needs to hear it.

Easily, the greatest purchase I have or will ever make.

I just snuck out for a run before the storm hits here properly and let me tell you, it sucked.

Storm ready (Hobnobs just out of frame)

It's important to remember that when a big storm hits, you need to have a minimum of 4 hobnobs per hour available to you, otherwise you're in trouble.

Honestly, America terrifies me. Bowie was right. I want all my friends and family who live there to come home or go somewhere safer and less insane. I'll buy you a pint, we can go for dinner, it'll be great.

This take from The Bad Place has absolutely broken my brain. The lack of media literacy. I don't feel people should be allowed consume media, anymore. We should just draw a line under it and call it a day.

Arsenal right now

I'm pretty sure this was a defensive structure for The Brotherhood of Nod.

More and more people agree: Words for My Comrades is a classic

I just googled "How to make wild foxes my friends" if anyone is wondering where my mental health is at.

Arthur: "Don't bother me, I'm watching my stories"

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: The Mountain Goats Soundgarden Robyn R.E.M Run The Jewels

I'm in the office and so actively angry that I'm not at home with my cat.

I’m in god damn Groningen and I’ve encountered so many Irish people. Fuck any Irish who are anti-immigration honestly

Surely that's outside of his jurisdiction.

One thing I hate on Halloween is when you see threads about the scariest moments in movies and there's always one dude that says something like "Easy, it's the scene in La Nouvelle Champignons when Belle forgets her pocket book at the salon and can't complete her crossword"

I don't know if I'm right but listening to the latest WOFF and hearing @kaye.zone go "okay, give me 5 more synonyms" had serious Jordan from Knowledge Fight energy and frankly, I'm here for it.

The Fine Gael quote about the cost of repairing this has such Lucille Bluth energy

Me to my PL Fantasy Football team bench

My brother: What are you up to this evening? *Me who's going to spend the next 4 hours doing non story side missions in Death Stranding 2 and listening to a 4 part series on the horror of Josef Mengele* Me: Ah, this and that. I've a lot on.

Dublin making me proud to be Irish.

Reading this article made my blood boil. It's been going on for decades and no one does anything. We're just letting farmers decimate the environment.

Quite a feeling to be at Pulp with a pocket full of tablets and they are all antihistamines.

So,I'm running the Dublin Marathon because A)I'm an idiot and B) Really love animals and want to raise some money for the DSPCA.I'm going to be posting a lot about my journey as I've never done anything even close to this, before. If you'd like to support, click below eventmaster.ie/fundraising/...

People worry so much about the future they don't even notice how terrible the present is.

My holiday plans are mostly going to consist of comfort books and Kitty Cup.

It's amazing what not having an organised anti-trans media is like. Today is the VHI women's mini marathon in Dublin. They allow trans women to compete. I went searching on X for the permanently outraged and found only 2 posts from an Irish transphobe account, one had only 30 views, the other 346

God damn, that's a take so bad I'm surprised it's not on King of Limbs.

After what Push did to Drake, I think this is the only acceptable thing another rapper can post about him apart from just saying he's the greatest.

The three genders:

Please enable me to think about video games.

I really want to run the Dublin Marathon this year and I'm having no luck getting a place. Could anyone let me know if they know anyone who's not using their place and would be up for transferring to me?

I fear we have fallen too far from God's grace.

Just FYI, when you're mean to me you're being mean to someone who uses this amazing cup

Surprise everyone, I'm back releasing music (still home recorded obvs) I'm really proud of this one and I even managed to sneak a little @themountaingoats.bsky.social reference in. Enjoy? Yeah, enjoy. Enjoy's the right word. Enjoy ♥️ open.spotify.com/track/4hs720...

Decided to try this for the first time. Unfortunately it's delicious. It's not going to be long before I'm in front of a doctor saying "How can I be so sick? I always drink plenty of... 'L-Caratine'?"