blessing your timeline with low polygon buzz

Just played music in the courtyard of a hotel for 3 hours for probably less than 15 people throughout the duration I found out about the gig 2 days ago AMA

Today will be the day I get a 17:3X time in the Pitch Perfect category of Wii Music (2008), go back to the 120% category of Spyro The Dragon (1998) and start learning and running the 100% category of Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue (1999)

updated 2025 ordered within tiers SSS: blue SS: pinkerton, everything will be alright in the end S: hurley, ok human, white, maladroit A: make believe, green, van weezer, summer B: spring, red, winter, raditude B-: pacific daydream C: autumn F: black Z: teal

received a delivery at work 13 months after i requested it. they could have made melee during that time frame

can't wait for the rapture tomorrow, time to find out if getting 65th at the big house 9 gets you into heaven

YEAH E MINOR ALRIGHT YEAH

i was lucky enough to be interviewed by rainy and have it be published by melee stats, if you all would give it a read it would mean the world to me meleestats.co/challengers-...

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I was pretty content with the idea that I’d be in my 30s, maybe finally release some cool music sometime and play it on a late night TV show, but I guess we’re losing those too I swear everything that young people that wanted to make art for a living saw growing up is just gone lol

had a great time at JMU for Duke It Out 3, got 2nd in melee to Hua (beat them 3-1 in winners and got 6-1d in grands ouchie) and was lucky enough to stay with my in-laws to not drive another couple hours back home Next melee event will be Mikey’s on Friday, hoping to have a good PR season 🤓

Here’s a new world record to distract from your doomscrolling

i'm a pretty simple guy sometimes, if you show me something that makes fun of billy corgan i probably will laugh at it

patriots might give me a lot more free time on sundays!

i went to everything is gonna be okay island and everybody knew u there

i talked a lot about getting 65th at the big house 9 on the bad app. i don't think i've mentioned that i got 65th at the big house 9 on here yet i got 65th at the big house 9.

Got a parking ticket at my gig for more than what the gig paid. I’m so tired of life being so chungus, man. All I want to do is enjoy it and so many things stand in the way of that. So sad right now, and there is no end in sight to my life continuing to be as chungus as it currently is

my goal for coming back to melee in 2025 was to enjoy the social aspect of it more and i have succeeded greatly now that i feel like i am able to just freely be myself without feeling like a weirdo, i think it's time to try and reexamine being able to return to my peak as a competitor.

Of all the Richmond things I’ve seen, this might be the Richmondest

Cane’s lunch

I don’t know what I need in my future, but I do know that I would like to spend 40 hours per week being treated like a human being

Finally made top 8 at one of these stacked MDVA tournaments. Beat peanutphobia!

Good morning. I love breakfast food and playing the guitar. I hate that I only ever place my seed at Melee events, and that the Democratic Party fights progressives harder than they fight MAGA.

there's someone watching P+ vods in this mandatory training session and somehow it's not me. can we be friends so i can make it through the next 10 months?

8va’s yearly random out-of-region melee tournament: Frame 17 in Rochester in October (I guess it’s the second one because I went to the MN local during GDQ)

gr8 weekend at supernova, outperformed my seed at 129th without making any upsets omegalul I have high key struggled with my sense of belonging in the melee community and the MDVA region and as of the last month or so, I finally feel like I actually belong here. It only took almost a decade

Mickey Mouse 17th run with MC David for supernova doubles. Went game 3 with both teams in top 32 but couldn’t keep adapting 64 tomorrow, singles Saturday… let’s get it

Unsurprisingly there is already a uservoice about this. If you're a streamer (specifically partner and affiliate streamers), make sure your voice is heard. twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31021...

I’ll be running WII MUSIC around 5:15PM Eastern for the Gamers Against Suicide marathon. The marathon starts in about 3 hours with some other great games being played as well twitch.tv/gfhmarathon

this is my second world record in two days lmao

there are no words

“The reception was mostly warm besides an occasional detractor, including a man who pulled Cuomo in for a handshake, took out his phone for a selfie, and as the former three-term governor of New York smiled for the camera, told him, ‘I can’t wait to watch you lose again.’”

Whatever circle of hell we were in before, we’re in a different one now

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

Pitch Perfect has reached FORTY speedrun submissions! Will YOU be next?

this was really good, Jimmy eat world is in the GOAT conversation of all things emo/alt/pop-punk/whatever you wanna call ‘em but omg jiffy lube live might be the worst venue that has ever existed

I hope you like this jingle because you're gonna hear it 79 more times

this weekend: jimmy eat world for the second time new found glory for the second time offspring for the first time mostly really excited about jimmy, i've grown super fond of them over the last few years, but i'd be lying if i wasn't stoked about the other two for nostalgic reasons

Dude on my flight has a bag with a dharma initiative AND oceanic airlines patch I’m not superstitious but holy shit lol

Absolutely surreal experience getting to run on the GDQ stage. Got pulled from backup and figured out my couch in about two hours lol. Hope people enjoyed the run. Already thinking of things to submit for future marathons!

at the airport, SGDQ 2025 awaits. who knows whether or not my run gets pulled from backup, but a good time will be had regardless. excited to hang with people, hit the melee local, and watch good runs

Worked imo: Ok Boomer They’re weird Will you shut up, man There you go again Does not work imo: He’s dangerous He’s a felon Most important election ever Rules don’t apply to him Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard

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2nd in doubles at M-series with EddieTheKid… I LOVE TEAMS!!!

There have been three (3) Weezer songs on The Bear.

won doubles at park on the grass with mo$ I LOVE TEAMS

3 day melee bender incoming