The amount of words and characters (including spaces) in this tweet is no coincidence Embarrassing to be an American right now

If you're having a rough day, I offer you this image of Pikachu that appears when you use a Game Boy Printer to print off your certificate for "catching 'em all" in Pokémon Yellow. HE believes in you.

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please make sure to support your trans friends, family, and peers. Sending my best wishes to all of the lovely transgender people today.

Forming a CAKE cover band. Auditions open for vibraslap.

Can’t believe i’m saying this at the conclusion of the most chungus year of my life, but we officially put an offer on a house. Hoping it all works out

When the copier runs out of toner, you should probably replace the toner cartridge instead of punting on it and running to a different one, leaving your 8 minute print job still in the queue. Like Please Be An Adult?

got 3rd in P+ and WON MELEE SINGLES WOOOOO at 20MD ggs gonna try and keep it up at future events

Weezer

everything is chungus but i am an adult who is capable of listening to simon and garfunkel. take that

6 in a row!!!!!!

You gotta hand it to Andrew Cuomo: in order for anything involved with his campaign to pronounce “Mamdani” correctly all he had to do was nuke the planet to generate the worst ad I’ve ever seen

landlord is kicking us out in 2 months because he wants to sell the house lmao wheeeee am i still picking up a free CRT later? you bet

registered for no jawns lookin like 1 melee event per week for me in november! exciting!

shout out to the verizon guy who fixed my internet, clocked the CRTs in our place and asked me if they were for melee and then told me he went to combo breaker, ceo, and evo for street fighter lmao

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

it really blows to be in your early 30s and still not know a thing about where you belong. i feel like i have continuously spread myself thin and made myself a jack of all trades, master of none and it's made it impossible to fit in anywhere

experiencing ego death when I get anything other than 1st place in quiplash

Football teams owned by a collective of women: 6-1 Football teams owned by people who once were part of a Trump administration: 0-7

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

The silliest game 5 win I’ve ever had

I’m like hey what’s up hello I DID IT!!!

many attempts have come and gone for the 17:3x in pitch perfect, mostly by way of me choking but i still feel pretty good about it we go next it happens today (maybe)

Patriots just put the league on notice.

blessing your timeline with low polygon buzz

Just played music in the courtyard of a hotel for 3 hours for probably less than 15 people throughout the duration I found out about the gig 2 days ago AMA

Today will be the day I get a 17:3X time in the Pitch Perfect category of Wii Music (2008), go back to the 120% category of Spyro The Dragon (1998) and start learning and running the 100% category of Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue (1999)

updated 2025 ordered within tiers SSS: blue SS: pinkerton, everything will be alright in the end S: hurley, ok human, white, maladroit A: make believe, green, van weezer, summer B: spring, red, winter, raditude B-: pacific daydream C: autumn F: black Z: teal

received a delivery at work 13 months after i requested it. they could have made melee during that time frame

can't wait for the rapture tomorrow, time to find out if getting 65th at the big house 9 gets you into heaven

YEAH E MINOR ALRIGHT YEAH

i was lucky enough to be interviewed by rainy and have it be published by melee stats, if you all would give it a read it would mean the world to me meleestats.co/challengers-...

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I was pretty content with the idea that I’d be in my 30s, maybe finally release some cool music sometime and play it on a late night TV show, but I guess we’re losing those too I swear everything that young people that wanted to make art for a living saw growing up is just gone lol

had a great time at JMU for Duke It Out 3, got 2nd in melee to Hua (beat them 3-1 in winners and got 6-1d in grands ouchie) and was lucky enough to stay with my in-laws to not drive another couple hours back home Next melee event will be Mikey’s on Friday, hoping to have a good PR season 🤓

Here’s a new world record to distract from your doomscrolling

i'm a pretty simple guy sometimes, if you show me something that makes fun of billy corgan i probably will laugh at it

patriots might give me a lot more free time on sundays!

i went to everything is gonna be okay island and everybody knew u there

i talked a lot about getting 65th at the big house 9 on the bad app. i don't think i've mentioned that i got 65th at the big house 9 on here yet i got 65th at the big house 9.

Got a parking ticket at my gig for more than what the gig paid. I’m so tired of life being so chungus, man. All I want to do is enjoy it and so many things stand in the way of that. So sad right now, and there is no end in sight to my life continuing to be as chungus as it currently is

my goal for coming back to melee in 2025 was to enjoy the social aspect of it more and i have succeeded greatly now that i feel like i am able to just freely be myself without feeling like a weirdo, i think it's time to try and reexamine being able to return to my peak as a competitor.

Of all the Richmond things I’ve seen, this might be the Richmondest

Cane’s lunch

I don’t know what I need in my future, but I do know that I would like to spend 40 hours per week being treated like a human being

Finally made top 8 at one of these stacked MDVA tournaments. Beat peanutphobia!

Good morning. I love breakfast food and playing the guitar. I hate that I only ever place my seed at Melee events, and that the Democratic Party fights progressives harder than they fight MAGA.

there's someone watching P+ vods in this mandatory training session and somehow it's not me. can we be friends so i can make it through the next 10 months?