presented for no particular reason

Having once done streetdance as a guy and now doing it as a girl i have so many unfamiliar muscle groups that i just never used that ive gotta learn how to ballance this is wild who inverted my controls

thas me inty corner. thas me inty spot. light. sellin yir da's avon

Current mental state, eating snacks i used to take to primary school and crying on the couch

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

Guess who forgot to take a calendar reminder out for today and just felt the world crush her as her heart plummeted

Moon drunk

AC6 Pilot outside the mech [Comm for FlaskOfLethe, 1/2]

Blake is cool as hell, so if you've got anything at all that can help, please considering throwing it his way!!

I want to consume gideon the ninth with a fucking spoon (the book)

Crackpot ship but harrowhark x shadowheart would go crazy i think

Shore why not

The more you play of the elder scrolls franchise the more you want to never stop beating skyrim to death with your bare hands

No, stop. Don't engage with that fandom discourse. It's not worth it. Put the phone down, turn off the computer screen. Enjoy your media free from the negativity of others.

Oh my gosh no whayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy where did u come frommmmmmmmmmmm

Did that thing where i laugh so hard i have n uncontrollable sad cry i hate my fucking chungus life

Goons on earth-616 in new york

First time beating chronos, the run after i immediately went untouchable with the greataxe and carved him to pieces Death to chronos

Gonna just start retweeting random things with "you know they predicted this in homestuck" until someone calls me out on a lie and i have to stop like playing a very complicated game of cheat

Just saw oomf tweet about the pinkertons and immediately see the tweet get deleted They fucking got her bros holy shit

If i started posting random writings would yall think im cringe

I need to get a fucking grip

Being a real boy has become too much for pinnochio so ive developed a coping mechanism im dubbing droning where i pretend to be a robot and if i cant perform basic human maintenance tasks to blend in i will be decomissioned, i brush each tooth, i shower for a minimum amount of time and scrubbing

Ive become a certified ghost enjoyer (i already was i just didnt know)

I just have one region left to master. I am champion of all but galar. Really going home the long way around

Pokemon x done, god x and y are rough, i love the regions but holy padding, "go, trainer, collect my elevator keys, defeat my 1000 evil ex boyfriends to finally get permission to go fight them all again at a different lab"

Anyway x and y is fun, rolled blades are sick i want no complaints this generation rules

God i need to get over this

Cried all day, saw a beautiful woman, day much better

Thats the end of black's main game and honestly incredible, much better than i remember but what the fuck is with the encounter rate, every single step just a random pokemon out of nowhere, actual agony to get anywhere

So as yall may or may not be aware, I've been playing through EVERY SINGLE POKEMON GAME this month and this is my current ranking list, i shall be updating this as i go through the games but this is my list from games based on my experience of them this month

every time one of our cowardly and feckless PMs talks about the tragic necessity of human suffering caused by war against our "enemies of peace", whether in Palestine or Iran I always think of this speech by Tony Benn. Imagine if our politicians spoke with even half the fucking backbone.

they weren't kidding lesbian breakups have hands

Not to be disgustingly gay but i like hearing my girlfriend laugh a lot :)

im all one for "killing the part of you that makes you cringe" but i dont think i can ever do that for people who dommy post on main

Starting the new year how i neded the last one, sick and dying

For 2025, I propose we just eat the billionaires alive

If i told you more than 8 months ago we would get the true 4th indiana jones film in 2024 and it was an immersive sim you would punch me in the throat

Balatro why do you hate me what the fuck

that was the best 5/10 movie I've ever seen

She has been calling sonic 3 this all week chat what does this mean

My favourite part of evangelion is when shinji says neon genesis and evangelions all over the place

The Mexican.

@b0tster.yeag.gay continues to be 1000% correct

Hear Me Out …a fashion line designed for hackers: MALWEAR

Wallace and gromit: vengeance most fowl is a tale about the dangers of generative ai, in this essay i will

Impish type!

Going back to my parents for christmas and honestly. very close to tears lmao im so anxious and really just... Houhh my chest hurts