Now you too can assign your friends mandatory jack off breaks with authority.

Sang Break Stuff at karaoke and got asked if I go to therapy afterwards I think that means I did a good job?

Shaming your friend for hornyposting: - Prudish ❌ - Doesn't help the problem ❌ - Makes them feel bad ❌ Assigning your friend a mandatory jack off break: - Sex positive ✅ - Promotes self love ✅ - Helps them clear their mind ✅ Assign your horny friends a mandatory jack off break today

Welcome to Warframe, where you can date characters who share voice roles with: - Clive Rosfield FFXVI - Psylocke Marvel Rivals - Mario Jumpman Mario - The BG3 Narrator - Yuel Granblue Fantasy - Emet-Selch

#FabulaUltima Celebration Edition + Bestiary Vol. I is coming to Kickstarter Tuesday Sept. 30! Sign up now to make sure you dont' miss early pledge bonus!| www.kickstarter.com/projects/ndg...

Realizing that Steel Ball Run anime also means that Dino-Diego Brando figures will actually be made

This will sound uncharacteristic of me but DIEGO MY BABYGIRL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THAT INSUFFERABLE BRITISH TWINK I NEED TO SEE HIM KISSING JOHNNY

I love the fact that my family does not use Social Media so I can buy them a 50lb bag of rice as a surprise and they'll never known

I had really hoped this wouldn't be the case, but some bad news (not what you think, Twitter trolls) made me need to make this official. The subathon, in addition to just keeping a roof over my head, is also to raise funds for an eventual immigration to Canada, Vancouver specifically. 🧵

Welp, here goes nothing twitch.tv/LirmyPat

TODAY @ 1PM ET The LirmyPat Stream Return Stream where I talk about the Streams of the future of the Streamer that is me, the Streamer they call LirmyPat Maybe also some gaming...

One of the things I have to keep reminding myself is that what I end up writing is for myself first most. Even if no one comments on it, I continue writing for the joy of creation and self-indulgence. Any compliments or reactions are supplementary to my own enjoyment.

Realizing with horror that I kind of treat my sheep and dragon forms like a Gollum and Smeagol relationship

I've been shown evidence that Asmongold, Grummz, Llamatodd, et al, are attempting to have my account (along with a number of others) here taken down because of current political events. I have purposefully said nothing in regards to it. If my account is taken down, it is for being a trans woman.

I dont normally post about paid art on here BUT Im moving next month!! And just to make sure I'm comfy money wise while i job hunt im gonna open up a few discounted comms :3 Just $40 per fullbody with simple backgrounds =w= Just hmu and we can work something out <3

I'm gonna fucking cry

Returning to streaming with some casual Warframe :3 www.twitch.tv/galeroar

I really need to get back into streaming Maybe I'll do some casual Warframe tonight?

Exploring Fodlan without being stuck at the Officers' Academy is actually a really good idea I just hope we get a quirky protagonist that isn't a self-insert type character pleeeeease

Riveting discussions in the group chat about what cultures in the XIV world would require circumcision

Lately, I've been thinking of changing the second word in my name, because Gale Roar doesn't really *feel* like a VTuber name. I'd still like to be Gale, though, but no idea what I'd actually change it to.

I feel like before you're allowed to play in a dnd game you should have to be able to correctly answer a small quiz about your character sheet

Hi I love FFXIV so much & I’m insane so I went ahead & got a vtuber model based on my current glam SHE IS FINALLY READY FOR DEBUT ✨Saturday 9/6 ✨10AM CST ✨Twitch.tv/vulpixie ✨We’re close to Shadowbringers finale w/ Shen after debut, so come for a good time ✨

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Friday, September 19th, 4PM ET The return no one asked for...... Lirmy returns to stream Join me when I discuss future plans and maybe some gaming? twitch.tv/lirmypat

I'm genuinely sad that the Metroidvania genre just doesn't mesh well with me, because I really love the aesthetic and art of Hollow Knight (and Bloodstained too actually). The genre's gameplay loop isn't for me, but I can still greatly appreciate these games (especially Silksong!) from a distance 🙂‍↕️

Fulfillment is now underway for the Cosmere RPG! We've sent PDFs to all backers, and books started shipping this week. So now seems like a great time to celebrate the awesome team behind this project. This is a LONG thread, but please read (and share!) it anyway, because this team deserves it. 🧵

It's been two days and I've written 5 short stories about specific scenes of the MSQ for her.

I used to be someone who mostly just writes about their XIV character as the WoL outside of RP scenarios, but now writing her as a Scion for friends to insert into their own timelines has me like I get it now

I feel like I have to apologize to people for being obsessed with Stormlight Archives right now... The Cosmere RPG has gotten me hooked and it's even made me start writing OC lore again...

Fun fact: you'll actually see this appear above my head if you refer to me with he/him pronouns without correcting yourself.

I played the session 0 module of the Cosmere Stormlight RPG and I'm obsessed thinking about it Genuinely might be my new favorite TTRPG!

I love getting into new campaign ideas and new systems, but I always feel like I need to apologize to my longstanding groups since it does mean I have split up my planning time even more than I already do

I need to make more RPG characters that monologue and aura farm

what a silly scene from a ridiculous...wait...what the fuck was that?

Got this gorgeous comm from @squirrelcurls.bsky.social to commemorate the end of our 5e game and beginning of our PF2e game, thank you so much squiggle my GOAT Elizabeth, the legendary bard who became a hero of the hells, tags in the runaway Órlaith as she starts her frightening new adventure 🧡💛

Coming to terms with the fact that I unintentionally talk like a JRPG protagonist when I try to use metaphors to comfort friends

War of the Worlds was so bad, the movie felt like it was on fast forward for the entire runtime what the fuck was that

Im officially apologizing to the Minecraft Movie (undone version) You are not War of the Worlds Search warrant DOT pdf

I've actually never had such a bad headache after watching a movie. War of the Worlds was so bad. Like it was fun bad, but in the same way that taking bath salts is fun bad.

DŘACULES̗TI IS OFFICIALLY FUNDED! WE MADE IT! we will make a more elegant and on-theme post when it isn't 3am Australian Eastern Time but thank you so much for getting us here, it's a thrill and an honour and a relief.

Ending things with a bang! 💥 It's your last chance to pledge your support for our SPILL THE BEANS KICKSTARTER! 💜🎉 JUST OVER 24 HOURS REMAIN: don't miss out - back now! 👉 bit.ly/stb-kickstar... #kickstarter #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #vn

it's the final week of the Drăculești Kickstarter campaign! we're at the funny number, which is Nice, but you know what would be even nicer? reaching 100% 🖤 www.kickstarter.com/projects/1712125696/draculesti

📣 It's official, our #Kickstarter has entered its FINAL DAYS! 🚨🤯 Go go go pledge to make our indie #visualnovel the best it can be! 👉 bit.ly/stb-kickstar... 💜 #gamedev #indiedev #cozygame #detectivegame

For the record, yes, I did remember to buy a sponge and clean my fruit knife today.