Once again, it’s the time of year when I announce that no peeps are necessary for me, don’t like em. Y’all feel free to enjoy my share, anyone who wants peeps.

I swear, how much Zoe Steiner looks like Terry Farrell. #startrek

It was 37 minutes between the end of Punk/Balor and the beginning of the next match. THIRTY SEVEN?

The best part of wakin up...

“Our President will start a war with Iran because he has no ability to negotiate. He’s totally innefective” -Donald “poopypants” Trump, so is also a pedophile, btw

What is your Star Trek project that only you would love? I would make a sitcom about a couple living in Starfleet era San Francisco. She's a Vulcan career starfleet officer, he's a human hippie artist. They have a wacky half klingon, half ferengi neighbor, Whlerg. I call it Dharmon and Gr'egg

Today was a day where I just didn't have the bandwidth for the world's fresh horrors.

Has anyone considered that Danny McBride is a fucking comedy genius and just let HIM cook? By anyone, I mean douchebags in suits.

Tatjana Wood has apparently passed away at age 99. Her father was Jewish so during WW2 her parents sent her to the Netherlands, then NY. She studied as a dressmaker, met/married Wallace Wood and began assisting him, then pivoted to becoming one of the best colorists in comics.

Jesus fucking christ. I have an unbearable hot pain in my lower right ribcage. Go to doctor yesterday. Get LOTS of tests, good news, it's not heart, lung or liver, YAY! Nurse calls today, tells me just take tramadol, an opiate, which I TOLD THEM I DON'T TAKE. So, what, just tough it out? WTF

So if you, hypothetically, spent hours and hours in a room alone with a victim on Epstein Island, you still get to drive in Kansas?

Not knowing what is up with your body Medically is one of the worst things.

The Energy I bring to your social gathering

Fuck's sake, he's still talking

So... Did he crap his pants during the speech?

@romeo1970.bsky.social I saw this and thought of your family.

Flavor Flav is still the best.

Of all the hockey games I have seen, that gold medal game certainly was one of them.

Just read that the Trump christofacists are using the FDA to crack down on chest binders and for some reason that really fucking pissed me off more than usual. I’ve half a mind to start a network of home sewing people to help fill the void

Have y'all ever ended up with an extra niece? Like a random friend you just end up adopting? Welcome to Gen X, Gen Z.

I see all this art people are posting. Jeez, you could have had an AI do it half as good AND getting the prompt to show you what you wanted would have taken twice as long. Suckers, can't you see the future is regurgitated crap? Get on board! /s

Oddly, also his defense for being a child molester.

We call this film “dog is not happy about snow”

Advertise your accent with a gif

After hearing UFC fighter Shane Strickland speak I have two thoughts: 1. We need a LOT more money put into CTE research. 2. He super duper wants to fuck a man, but is too afraid of himself.

I feel like Minnesota could have avoided all this if they had ONLY voted in favor of ruining their economy, gutting education, handing over billions to corporations, and giving everyone cancer via agricultural chemicals and literal pig feces in all your waterways. Vote blue, please Iowa?

Ok now THIS is strange. It’s 60 and slightly cloudy here, only 4 hours drive south. I wish I could share the weather, brother, you’re doing God’s work out there. Keep it up.

Tonight on Fox: “Libtards virtue signaling over not having sex with little kids, why do they act so superior?”

Damn, did Shia LaBouf have a case of the Monday’s or WHAT?

So what's stopping Netflix from throwing a budget at Sandler, Buscemi and Fraser for a "Getting the band back together" movie about the Lone Rangers?

Has anyone heard if that Nazi puncher "OK" kid's hand is ok?

Worst part of my hand getting all arthritic? ITS MY RIGHT HAND! I am SINGLE!

Caught up on leaf blowing today and now my right hand is all arthritic. Fuck getting old suuuuuuucks.

Had a “gringo grinder” at a bar down the street for dinner. Chorizo, onion, banana peppers and jalapeños. So good. No one stand behind me tomorrow. #fart

You don’t need generative AI to show an artist what you want. I guarantee any artist worth their salt will give you a way better end product if you show them a sketch with stick figures and dumb arrows pointing at what you want. It works with my tattoos.

Repurposing Anti-Choice H8 Signs - Doing Dog’s Work!

No pics today, but there will be. Did a test drive because it's like, 60 out in Iowa, and WTF does THAT happen in Feb. Put Rowdy's carrier on the front of my e-bike and went zipping round the west side of DSM to see how he likes it. HE LOVES IT. This is gonna be a fun summer.

What the current regieme doesn't understand is, Presidents, after they're gone, get remembered for one thing. Nixon, not a crook, or Bill clinton did not have sex with that woman, W is just 911. Trump is a fucking pedophile. FOR THE REST OF RECORDED HISTORY. "Trump fucked kids"

I may be the only person I know who unashamedly loves BROOSTER MCCLOUD. It’s so strange and commits SO HARD to the bit. I just love it. RIP Bud Cort

I can’t tell if Pam Bondi is desperate not to get fired or desperate TO get fired.

Dear AG Bondi. Doing shooters with Hegseth before congressional testimony is probably a bad idea. So is whatever else you’re doing.

I once got an A in Junior High Social Studies by reciting the preamble to the constitution.... that I remembered from SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK!

Who are we all betting is the first conservative voice to go full NAMBLA and claim that being raped by creepy old men is GOOD for girls? It’ll be a radio guy.

Age Verification? These were the first superpowered people I ever saw in a movie

I’ve gone from “I’m not getting a little dog” To “I’ll buy a carrier so my dog can ride around on the front of my e-bike with me” Don’t care. Better this way

Hombre Secreto. The single most important soundtrack in the history of my musical tastes. youtu.be/Sd4hADaVSko?...

A song not in English? Don't mind if I do. youtu.be/cvckrQU9iyA?...

Future Governor Sand knows his Iowa lore ;-)