Me in the national security team group chat

Finding my light as they say

They listen and they don’t judge

Oscar food puns this year. Popped off with the Substance

Me when a straight friend starts swiping through my photos app

Finding your light in the gym is key 🔑

you’ve been murdered who do you want on your case ?

Like a poem said by a lady in red…

The sun is shining and we made it to Friday. What more can we ask for? ☀️

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Show me you in a hat

I saw someone compare the eyebrows from the mugshot and the security camera footage and it’s turning me into a full blown conspiracy theorist

🎄Christmas at the White House 🎄

Haven’t seen a single clip from Paul hosting SNL does that mean it was bad?

About to eat my weight in pasta

Good news! She’s dead! The Witch Of The West is dead! She is not with us anymore. I said she has passed away! She’s passed away! She is gone! She’s dead!! She’s DEAD!!! NO, DEAD!!! DEAD!!! She’s fine, she sends her love! Bye! I am not doing that again. You can’t make me!

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trans community in my thoughts today 🏳️‍⚧️

Unfollowing anyone who has Morgan Whalen in their Top 10 most listened to artist

There’s nothing I’m looking forward to more than the Thanksgiving post-dinner walk through a quiet DC

Turkeys are pardoned and live to see another Thanksgiving!

My boyfriend was added to @bearsof.bsky.social before I was and it’s caused our first fight

This is the opposite of taking the substance

rising and shining

repost if you’re a 🏳️‍🌈. I wanna find my people.

does this count as body tea?

so we moved to bluesky

And I made a damn good meal too

Election fatigue is alive and well but this pic after I voted was cute

Reintroduction thread: Name: Josh Pronouns: He/Him Location: DC Interests: cooking, baking, overall foodie, book clubs, movies and television, music, wine nights, gym vocation: Policy

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Was not expecting to be the hottest person in the airport terminal on Christmas Eve morning, but here we are

Reskeet to save a gay

What that tongue do?

Hello Bluesky. I have written the second instillation of my Accidental Church series, in which I detail every encounter I have with God. This time, it was in a Manhattan diner. It's been two years since my last meeting with the sublime in Minneapolis. Thank you! open.substack.com/pub/holapapi...

My turtle and I are giving off the same vibes today

No no no you don’t understand. I’m not doing it for me I’m doing it for the attention