Made a friend in Japan... it was very very hajimemashite 🥹 Please say hi to @chijomisasub (on X) bc she's an angel.

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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Flight cancelled and I'm very annoyed but anyway here's this.

Tomorrow new Brooklyn Six-Nine with @your_lady_rain at the place with the fans.

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The new episode of Brooklyn Six-Nine coming soon with a very eager and hardworking @your_lady_rain.

hi good morning have a great week

This is one of my favorite photos of all time. Yes it's @vickichase.bsky.social

Who needs Netflix when there’s this.

ngl would be kinda cool to get this "first time we ever' scene over 1 million views it's so close and it's free and it's got @awlivv.bsky.social in it: win win win type situation. Link ⬇️

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Thighs felt cute might delete later (no but really)

The bathtub scene in Rules of Attraction is so devastatingly sad I always have to skip it. Rewatching bc James Van Der Beek is the reason I hang up work calls saying "rock & roll".

"U just fucked another guy? Before you came here? Where did he cum? And now u wanna get fucked some more?" Find out what happens next tomorrow at the place where the fans hang out.

New episode of Brooklyn Six-Nine in which @addisfouche.bsky.social straddles my face and makes me cum quiiiick coming FRIDAY.

I struggle to name too many other humans that have come as close to achieving literal perfection as Alex Honnold.

A Wu-Tang Clan reference in a @foreignaffairs.com.web.brid.gy piece on authoritarian weakness is wild work.

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They said it’s a book club but you walk in on this wyd?

Many many Venezuelans were hoping for US intervention to topple a regime they weren't able to and they're about to find out the US isn't a non-profit.

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I'm THIS excited to kick off the new year with @heyitsmeixxx.bsky.social and a scene i've been aching to release.

Check out this game where @itsivylebelle.bsky.social tries to cum again and again and I try to not, and this goes on for an hour. Out now on the the place with the fans.

“We’re foolish when we’re young so we have stories when we’re old.” – French proverb

Oh look who stopped by for a quick refill... the absolutely radiatingly beautiful @addisfouche.bsky.social. New thing out on the place with the fans.

When I was young and Coolio said “death ain’t nothing but a heartbeat away” I felt that.

And so it's finally out on the place with the fans. Grab the scene in time for a live watch party tonight with the one and the only @alicewhitexx.bsky.social.

77,303,568 people thought this would be the better idea, and I’m endlessly fascinated by what that says about our species.

Could somebody get this for me for Christmas, it would make me super horny. Thank you. throne.com/dimestoreboy...

We did variations of this with @RealMayaX for over an hour. Highly recommend as a morning routine.

Did @alicewhitexx.bsky.social and I have fun at our local book club? Let's ask her:

Handjobs are underrated you heard it hear first.

Dear Diary, Stayed up edging myself until wife got home. This guy had fucked her for hours and came on her 3 different times so I finished inside her. It was a good day for the family. xoxo - Dee

Hey guys I can't tell and would appreciate ur input: do you think @RealMayaX was eager to give me head for an unreasonable amount of time?

High fives and smiles... I think we had fun giving each other head for over an hour 🥹 with @RealMayax

How’s the date going?

The only thing I can think to say about these photos is that they're not AI. Out today with @RealMayaX on the places with fans.

We couldn't fuck so @RealMayaX said she'll just give me head and this is the file run time. Coming... soon?

Dear Diary, I tried to work "my fat cock" into a conversation with @itsivylebelle.bsky.social yesterday but couldn't stay in character and started laughing again. I'm going to keep trying though. – Dee

Dear Diary, I went to Crossfit this morning. It was really hard. I’m so tired I don’t even want to jerk off. Maybe tomorrow. D.

Know what's up

Out on the places with fans getting lit up with @awlivv.bsky.social ☀️

Hung out with @awlivv.bsky.social and you’ll get to see how exciting it was pretty soon.

New episode starring @alicewhitexx.bsky.social out tonight on the place with the fans.

I've rewatched these 11 seconds of @alicewhitexx.bsky.social doing nothing again and again and again and again. This is not a drill. This is tomorrow.

I haven’t been this excited about new episode since the Breaking Bad finale. New Brooklyn Six-Nine coming soon.

David Harbour is the type of guy who goes through 5 years with @thelilyallen.bsky.social thinking he's the witty one in the relationship.