Might fuck around and 3D print a Gokaiger helmet 🫦

What do you mean there’s a company named Umbrella Labs selling peptides and they have the same logo as RE Umbrella?! 😩

What do I need to do for a chest like that?! (Don’t tell me, let me live in ignorance)

What do you mean they only made 3 Zoe’s Ascension Project models?!

Never heard of Zercher Deadlifts until yesterday. 88lbs nearly took me out but I can’t wait to push em harder next time

My ability to be very sweaty with minimal activity 🤝 overhead lighting

If your brand has words like beefy, thicc, chonky or anything there synonymous with being a bigger person and your largest size is a 2XL….its an immediate chop.

everyday I wake up

Sometimes it all just feels hopeless 🤷

The day I pre-order a digital game is the day I have completely lost it

I’m gonna be better today then I was yesterday.

Mania over…for today

Yeah yeah yeah it’s a marathon not a sprint but do you understand there are kids that haven’t graduated high school yet benching 450?! How do I get there?!

My brain is rapidly switching between “give yourself a break” mode and “this is all your fault” mode 😮‍💨

What's it like having big calves

Meat!

I guess I’m never getting a Steam Deck now 😭

Finding a black irezumi tattoo artist or even an irezumi artist with examples on black people is a lot more difficult than I expected 😮‍💨

I’m taking a week off from heavy leg work because of whatever is up with my knee. It’s silly but I’m worried I’ll wake up one day with chicken legs 😩

🎶I wanna do steroids I don’t want to fit through doors🎶

Almost fell for an ai(?) morph 😮‍💨 It’s rough out here

I genuinely cannot believe I was too scared to play Resident Evil games. Since 9 I’ve finished 2R, and 4 and had a blast with each of them

The Dairanger suits are still TOP TIER Megaranger, Gokaiger, and Goseiger are up there too 🙂‍↕️

3rd place let’s goooooo!

😞 How do y’all do it?!

Successfully hit 200g of protein yesterday. On track to do it again today. What is happening to me?!

Screw it I can’t think of a good caption lol

😳 I wanna do steroids so bad y'all

Today is the first day since the meet where I feel 100% back to normal!

FUCK I’m gonna have to relearn Sage 😭

I cannot believe I never bought Dawntrail and now EC is just around the corner

Wow a pink singlet really leaves nothing to the imagination. I see why black is the popular colorway lmao

Kinda shocked I PRd twice at my first meet

Hopefully the first of many!

Meet day is here! 🙌

Post meet massage booked! I’m ready to be pampered 🙌

5 days

Why didn’t I take more pics when I was younger

You know…instead of guzzling gallons upon gallons of our drinkable water to generate fake roided out men to thirst after, you could just follow the real ones. They’re not hard to come by on social media!

Everyone keeps telling me the last week or so before a meet is the worst for training. Unfortunately they are correct 😭 I do not feel well prepared at all 😬

I’m gonna feel like the biggest dope in the world if these go right back up 😞

Very nervous today about the meet coming up. Like I’m not ready enough or am somehow going to embarrass myself. At this point the only way out is through 😮‍💨

Corporate needs you to find the differences

I need new ink 😩

I worked out in pants yesterday and didn’t melt into a puddle. The hyperhidrosis meds are working! 🙌

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

Man those surprises would’ve been killer to see in the actual movie

Should I come back later or

My gym finally got a hack squat I could cry