i want a pet bunny so badddd i used to have one and i MISS HERRRRR UGHHHH

fyi i love trans people. i’m also nonbinary and maybe gender fluid, idfk

if you ever have the hiccups and they won’t go away, just imagine a bunny shaking it’s tail. but you have to REALLY focus on it for a second (this is my almost foolproof method, works 95% of the time)

finally being able to openly talk about the years of abuse i endured as a child with someone who was there the entire time is not something i ever thought i’d do. is this healing? or am i going through an early-life crisis?

really wanna suck and be sucked rn like damn

WHY WON’T BLUESKY LET ME POST PICS AND VIDEOS AAAAAHHHHHH

i honestly don’t feel like taking a picture for #fcf #fatcockfriday, so i’ll quote my most recent one lol

i know it’s too late for another #fcf, but i have another post 🫣 #fatcockfriday

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so the red power ranger’s hot now. nice

just spent 10 minutes disassociating 🥰

accidentally got a hole in my sweatpants last night 🫣

apparently 23 years old is unc…i’m gonna go cry now

literally in love with this shirt

#humpday post feat. pole 🤭

dear mutuals: you’re all so sexy and beautiful and i enjoy seeing you on the internet. you make my feed better 🤭

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#humpday post feat. pole 🤭

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mental health is not great today. too much thinking. aaaaaaaaaaaaa

went to spirit halloween for the first time with a friend yesterday, it was very fun

just became someone’s 500th follower 🤭

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Love this one

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SLURPPPPPPP WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

gaming and I need someone in between these legs 😈 #horny #gamer #gay #sweatpants #dbd #xbox #bear #tall #bator #gooner #bros #feet

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When I say I want to be manhandled this is what I mean btw

literally in love with this shirt

this song is TOO catchy 😭🤭 open.spotify.com/track/709ZIq...

to whoever goes on flights often, if i wanna fly to see my boyfriend later this month, how worried should i be about this government shutdown? like will my flight be a struggle?

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as i’m waiting for the edible to kick in

me in the wild 🤭

i love it when people pronounce my second last name wrong. i never use it, cause i fucking hate it, but sometimes i have to for legal reasons and whenever someone pronounces it wrong, i revel in that joyous feeling

should i go home and go crazy on the rest of the edibles and all the alcohol in my room? or should i just relax with no alcohol (the edibles are happening, period)

heard it’s #tummytuesday 👀

took half a giant edible earlier and it’s really kicking in

heard it’s #tummytuesday 👀

me in the wild 🤭

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Wordle 1,569 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i literally ate that the FUCK up omfg i’m so iconic.

not that i’m…a k-pop stan or anything, but i have 4 blackpink songs on my playlist 😏😏😏😏😏😏

i have a coworker, he’s this older veteran, but he’s really chill, and a customer once told him “thank you for serving”, he just looked at her. she goes “did you serve?” and, without missing a beat, he says “well i wouldn’t be wearing this (veteran thing on his apron) if i wasn’t” he ate that

i know it’s too late for another #fcf, but i have another post 🫣 #fatcockfriday