Seemingly random, Sum is better than it's parts: Conglomeration. There's my haiku about The Conglomeration.

I’m thinking about making a wrestling zine. I know plenty of people make fan art, but if anyone writes poetry, fiction, or essays about pro wrestling, I’d love to see it. 🤼 #wrestlesky

This is a great commercial. BUT! You have a guy whose whole gimmick is being the Patriarch, and you didn’t put him at the head of the table?

I can’t imagine Mercedes Mone being anywhere other than the number one spot. I don’t think there’s another wrestler alive, of any gender, that checks all the boxes as hard as she does.

Why does Brian Alvarez always sound like he hates everything he talks about? Does that man even enjoy wrestling? He’s talking about Tanahashi vs Okada like it’s such a burden. 🤼

Ten years later and Kim Davis is still fucking losing. 🏳️‍🌈🥳

Even if they’re being completely honest, I don’t want this TERF and her girlfriend anywhere on my tv.

I’m trying to watch football, why is FOX Sports letting the Annoying Orange hold a microphone?

On the subject of a certain tag team on last night’s Collision… How fucking good was The Bang Bang Gang? I love these guys, and I love that they beat FTR (mostly) clean.

Okada you catty bitch #AEW

Fuck you, Kazu. Trying to steal Takeshita’s husband. Fucking home wrecker. #AEW 🤼

Anyone who’s watched AEW knows Tony Khan would be foaming at the mouth for the chance to see this match live. Hell, he’d probably foot the bill for the stem cell treatment necessary to get these guys back to their prime.

This policy is basically unenforceable on its own, which is why they made a press release about it. Now any Target shopper who reads this and likes to make retail workers miserable is going to narc on any employee who doesn’t smile and wave.

I’ve been saying this for years. The ROH Pure Title should be the model for all singles belts that aren’t the world championship. Lee Moriarty gets to say “I am the undisputed best in ROH at Pure Wrestling” while Bandido gets to say “I am the best ROH men’s wrestler overall.”

I just take it as proof that AEW is constantly leading the narrative on pro wrestling. Nothing WWE does attracts near as much attention as AEW farting into the wind. Lol

The Cagematch comments are focused on the new belt & not the excellent episode of Dynamite. Fun reminder that pro wrestling fans are still just a huge collections of dorks.

My only aew title hot take is rhe Texas chainsaw belt should have been a deathmatch title that was actively defended

May we never limit ourselves to the amount of Sickos holding public office. ❤️ @katmabu.bsky.social has shown more courage than almost any candidate currently serving. Let's make it at least three.

Words cannot express how happy I will be if Roderick Strong beats Jon Moxley in 2025. 🤼

Has there ever been a Low Blows match? Sort of like a Chairs match where it’s functionally the same as No DQ, but the expectation is that they’re gonna wail on each other’s nuts a lot? @eviluno.bsky.social this feels perfect for Mystery Wrestling

They sent 5 security guards to hold back the Opps. I’d hate to be the guy that had to provide one-on-one coverage on Katsuyori Shibata. 🤼

The absolute, unadulterated SAVAGERY that these two men in a ring with microphones would be... 🤤🫠

I really hope the trios match plants the seeds for an Eddie Kingston / Samoa Joe feud. The promos and match would be so hot.

I’m so tired 🤼

Disney Channel used to do this segment during commercial breaks called “Show Your Stuff,” where kids would give the viewers a tour of whatever thing they collect. I want AEW to do the same thing to show off Bryan Danielson’s collection of luchador masks.

I’ve had so much homework this week, but I’m finally sitting down to watch #AEWDynamite 🤼

If Julia Hart ever becomes World Champion, she should use something by Florence + The Machine for an entrance. #AEW 🤼

If Blake Monroe ever gets disillusioned with WWE, I’d be happy to see her on tv again. Same with the Lucha Bros, but especially Rey Fenix. Stu Grayson has always been good enough to warrant a singles run.

MLW promoting Kross vs. Matt Riddle as a dream match tells me everything I need to know about MLW. Woof. 🤼

So Blood and Guts is gonna be Conglomeration vs Don Callis Family, right? Lance Archer, Hechicero, Josh Alexander, Kyle Fletcher, and Okada vs Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, Kyle Fletcher, Roderick Strong, and Tomohiro Ishii? Sound good? Sounds good. 🤼

Every one of these mfers better be in costume.

That loser complaining about Nixon Newell’s tweet was also suggesting that AEW just move Collision to Thursday permanently, so they can do better with the new Nielsen Ratings. So just full of bad takes all around.

The new Duracell commercial has a scientist that looks like an AI generated image of MJF. (I’m joking, this is a real actor named Laith Wallschleger who has very similar hair and face to MJF) 🤼

Holy shit, I didn’t think this match could be as good as everyone said it was. I was wrong. 🤼 youtu.be/myZbI360r6k?...

Please give PAC and Ishii 15 minutes with no interference. I just want to see these two slam into each other as hard as possible.

Does anyone know any wrestling promotions with French Commentary? I’m taking French next year and I wanna see if this helps the learning process. 🤼

You fired him because he didn’t show up for work. I don’t think you’re gonna have much luck forcing him to come back.

'Breakout: Pilgrim in the Microworld', the fascinatingly important 1983 book on the video game experience, has apparently been republished by Boss Fight Books. 🔖Find it here: bossfightbooks.com/products/bre...

Jacob Geller recently made a very cool video about this book. youtu.be/cSrP1ipkes0?...

I just want a match stipulation where instead of pinning your opponent you have to kiss them. Biting their lip would be the equivalent of grabbing the tights.

So who’s gonna be the one to wear a Peacemaker costume?

Updating my LEGO White House

I’m sorry but the comments on Hank Greens video about the dog whistle necklace are WILDDDDD. Zoe many are. Like “no longer listening to Hank green” when the crux of his video is “fascism wants to separate people and groups and coalitions for good”.

I saw one commenter say that John and Hank Green are in the Epstein Files, and another say he was obviously a Nazi sympathizer. All because he said you need all the allies you can get in the fight against Nazis.

I hopped on tiktok and saw Hank Green getting ripped for saying that Taylor Swift is not a secret nazi. The overall point of his tiktok was that fascism is good at destroying liberal coalitions, and, man...

A big fuck you to wbd once again for airing a god damn ICE recruitment ad during our wrestling show. #AEWDynamite

I can’t stand Darby Allin. He already seems like he thinks “Creep” by Radiohead is aspirational, but now he won’t shut up about Mt. Everest. He sounds like a guy who keeps bringing up his high school football championship. #AEW 🤼

Did you see that grin Hobbs’ face? Joe wasn’t telling lies 🤼