I can't believe one of their solutions was to add crappy wide receiver screens back to the playbook.

Best half since before the bye.

Too many negative or zero runs on first and second down.

Hitch obsession comes back to bite them there.

Playcalling remains totally schizophrenic.

Nice to get an immediate reminder that Britain Covey takes bigger hits than any returner I've ever seen.

Andy's game management always on point.

Lots to be cynical about in the way MLS the entity has treated Messi as a business. But it remains awesome to watch him play.

If you immediately spike the ball on every down, you will never turn it over, never take a sack, and end every drive with a kick. Perhaps Sirianni will try that next.

My contributions to Eagles offense discourse today: (1) Jalen Hurts gets the benefit of the doubt from me because he was the best player in the NFCCG and Super Bowl. Sirianni and Patullo do not get the benefit of the doubt because the offense has been garbage whenever they fully control it.

The Eagles deserve credit for their reputation of running like a baseball team in how power is divided. Now they need to run themselves like a soccer team in being as cold blooded and unsentimental as possible to a coaching staff that can only point to past accolades for its defense now.

Sirianni gotta go.

Sirianni genuinely looks unhealthy.

This unwatchable performance is made even worse by Al Michaels's obvious contempt for Philadelphia fans.

Between the conservative approach, the atrocious playcalling and offensive design, and the cascade of idiotic penalties, there's little evidence that Sirianni is adding anything of value at this point.

Sirianni and Patullo frantically telling Jalen that this needs to be an eleven-minute drive that ends in a kick.

It is unconscionable how out-of-coordination this offense is.

Dak’s unreal record at home against the NFC East might have something to do with playing the Giants and Commanders a lot.

Pretty good!

Honestly, kind of impressive how every inside run is a drive-killer right now.

When is the last time the Eagles ran a trick play?

Jordan Davis seems like a really good dude. Easy player to root for. www.inquirer.com/eagles/jorda...

It is amazing how Jalen saying, at *one* post-game press conference, that “the offense was going to look how [he] wants it to look” is talked about like a smoking gun that, actually, anything bad with the play calling and play design is his fault.

In the short term, I'd settle for Sirianni (1) taking a nap, and (2) picking up the playbook from 2022 and trying whatever he finds in there.

Why.

Eagles getting pressure with 4 makes them so much more effective. Their blitz rate is way down the last two weeks.

This is a team that used to go for it on fourth-and-goal with a trick play. Their idea of clever, aggressive offense now is to try to draw the defense offside.

The most predictable thing in the world would be for this first play to be a telegraphed shot.

Patullo continues to call plays like every run is an automatic five yards.

“You will be visited by three spirits…”

Nick Sirianni needs a nap very badly.

Let your killers eat.

That run from the Eagles was disgusting behavior. Just absolutely repulsive. Why even have a roster this good if you're doing that?

Eagles are doing the thing where their game plan wildly overcorrects in response to the opposing defense's strengths rather than just attacking.

Five first-down runs on seven tries so far for the Eagles.

Once again asking the Inquirer to display the election returns in a manner that you don't need an advanced degree to parse (and that doesn't require a accurate turnout projection to be helpful).

The advantage of a star QB on a rookie deal is that you can use draft capital on future starters (rather than on QB) and the cap savings to fill out your roster with veterans. Instead, Commies spent draft capital to get a bunch of veterans who are washed / not difference makers.

Jalen is beating the blitz every time.

These refs sure are doing a lot of officiating. Is any of it good? No, but there’s at least a lot of it.

I sure am glad the unstoppable Commanders will be on national TV for their next five consecutive games.

Jalen beyond unreal today.

Adam Amin does not seem to have any idea how much time is left in this game.

Play action under center: it works!

I’m sorry, giving up on the half on the 40 with 20 seconds and two timeouts left is totally unforgivable.

Six games ago, Jalen Hurts won the Super Bowl with a different playcaller.

I stand by my overriding thesis, which is that Nick and his friends are just pretty dumb guys.

They don’t seem like they want to play. Everything is slow, half-assed, sloppy. I think this is an overused word, but they should absolutely be embarrassed by this effort.

That whole inning happens because an ump missed strike 3. Cool!

Does the TBS play-by-play guy ever stop speaking for one solitary second?

I previously interpreted this as a “we want to control the clock and take as much time on the ball as possible” approach. (Arguably nonsensical when you almost always have a talent advantage.) This is… something else.