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Some of you may already know, but I’m on the board for the Sophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation; a non-profit founded in my sister-in-law’s honor for kids with Type 1 Diabetes In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻

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The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.

Ay man, I’m happy to have CJ McCollum to mentor Bub or get flipped as an expiring, but… Kelly Olynyk? KELLY FUCKING OLYNYK? I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.

As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd 🔄 Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it

Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good @mikedsykes.bsky.social andscape.com/features/tyr...

At the office on a 3-day weekend.

This has to be the absolute dumbest draft lottery result in NBA history. DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it. Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West. I’m speechless.

Idk how anyone could hear @msjnba.bsky.social shove the Wizards franchise history into the dumpster and come away with the conclusion that anyone needs Flagg more than Washington. HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL!

Rooftop beach was pretty sick

Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025) 1. Gandalf of Gallery Place 2. We’ll Deal Beal 3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS) 4. FRPs 5. Cherry Blossom SZN 6. Early Returns 7. The Kuzma Trade (skit) 8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar) 9. BUB 10. You Just Got WUJ’d 11. Capture The Flagg

Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft. Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings. Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.

It is still insane to me these trades happened Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap

Peter Falk going ISO and telling the defender “just one more thing…” before hitting them with the nastiest tween hesi stepback you’ve ever seen.

Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters. This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.

The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall. Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.

Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how. The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list. Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets

“Free Beal” in 2022: A lighthearted taunt from Suns fans who believed the Wizards were squandering Bradley Beal’s talent. “Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.

It’d be so funny if zero fans showed up and the broadcast view is just a bunch of t-shirts draped over seats.

Kurtis Blow was right. Basketball IS my favorite sport.

I guess Houston abolished the tariffs

Between this quote and the one from AJ saying he believes he has “superstar” potential, this is the exact type of mentality that’s been missing from this team for so long. If you take a second to look beyond the record, you’ll see that a new culture has started to take root within DC’s locker room.

The Wizards are shouting out their rookies ahead of awards season with special ice cream cups for media.

Severance S2 is one of the most well-crafted seasons of TV I’ve ever watched. This show has an IV tapped into the artistic part of brain, effortlessly weaving motifs of deep cultural & historical significance within a visually stunning narrative. Everything hits. A masterpiece.

Do the Wizards have the deepest young core in the league? Alex Sarr (19) Bub Carrington (19) Kyshawn George (21) AJ Johnson (20) Bilal Coulibaly (20) Colby Jones (22) Justin Champagnie (23) Saddiq Bey (25) Jordan Poole (25) Still missing their 1A or franchise centerpiece, but this is pretty nice.

🗣️ NOBODY CAN OUT TANK THE WIZ 🗣️ And we did this shit ethically too by playing 19 and 20 year olds 30 min. a night instead of sitting a healthy former All-Star Suck it, Utah

Marcus Smart coaching up the rooks and falling on his sword and letting Bruce Sensabaugh torch him for the Wizards to secure their positioning in the tank race. Utah up 14 in the 4th quarter with 9:39 remaining. This is elite veteran leadership.

AJ Johnson with the alley-oop finish over Walker Kessler. Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast.

Glenn Consor taking shots at the people who wrote off Alex Sarr following his infamous 0-15 Summer League game: “I had people at my health club coming up to me saying ‘Really man? 2nd overall pick?’ You know my response? ‘What do you do for a living? You an accountant?’” I love this 😂

Jazz lead 64-63 at halftime. Let’s just call it here, whaddaya say? No need to play another half.

Walker Kessler has take 39 threes in his NBA career He has taken 3 threes tonight through 3 minutes of action; 0-3 The Jazz are TANKING tanking lol

This might be one of the more conflicting games I’ll ever watch as a Wizards fan. Fully expecting some form of emotional whiplash; my head and my heart are gonna be fighting a battle so my thoughts are gonna be disjointed and contradictory. Let’s fucking do this.

My youngest is slowly moving out of the phase where he mispronounces words in a cute way and I’m not ready to let go of that yet 😭 Dominos is always gonna be Dumbidoes in this house

Wizards play the Jazz tomorrow in what will likely be the Tank Olympics. Utah has already been sitting starters and accruing fines, but Washington has finally hit the brakes and thrown out some gnarly rotations after going 6-4 in their last 10 games. Operation Capture the Flagg is in full swing.

Alex Sarr with 34/6/5/1/1 in the W against Denver

This is not an aberration: The post-deadline Wizards are good. Like *actually* good. Like “could wind up ahead of schedule with their rebuild” good.

I’m gonna start asking Kyshawn George questions about my portfolio because if there is one thing this kid understands, it’s STOCKS George is averaging 3 stocks per game since February (1.6 BPG, 1.4 SPG) 4 steals and a block in the win against Denver tonight

That’s a new career high of 24 points for Alex Sarr. It’s still the 2nd quarter.

“I’m still playing in the NBA, I still have the best job in the world, and I still have my no-trade clause. So I’m smiling every day.” — Bradley Beal It sounds like he’s taunting Suns fans 😂 I had almost forgot about this part of the Bradley Beal experience.

Immediately adding “devour feculence” and “monosyllabically” to the rotation

I’ve said in the past that I was worried about winning too many games that it would mess up our draft positioning, but fuck all that… going on the road and beating the Pistons with no Bilal gives me more hope for the Wizards future than I’ve ever had in a LONG time.

Well well well…

I feel pretty safe in assuming whoever owns this vehicle is a complete douchebag and one of the most insufferable people you’ll ever meet.

Elon Musk has turned Twitter into a dysfunctional cesspool, cratered Tesla’s stock, and bankrolled multiple rockets that blew up immediately after launch — what’s even crazier is that neither of those things are as shameful or embarrassing as his entire persona.