really squeezing out the last creative juices of my brain for the day. going to meditate on creating a new letter, and if i think of anything i’ll definitely share it here

i will one day be undeniably excellent at melee. that day really could be tomorrow. it will likely not be but the idea is there!

when i won the waddle arcadian ShimBucks increased by 0.0104PPnT. when i returned to my job (Whack) and went 0-2 the next day, they went down 0.034PPnT. this is how the ShimEconomy stays balanced and regulated.

yeah im awake still. What Of It.

oh yeah babey swag

Congrats to @shimkoko.bsky.social for winning Waddle Dee's Widdle Arcadian last night! This is his 22nd Waddle event and first time winning! Thanks to all widdle gamers for playing and watching!

good evening tummy ache community

any time im asked literally anything about my melee gameplay and have to think critically iook like this

“no negative self talk this year!!! 🫵” opens bluesky “googling stupid idiot dumb questions for four year olds to assuage my incapacitated heart. if only i knew every past present and future i could reasonably decide having known. until then i guess my way through this cursed place.” closes bluesk

nother week lets make it freaking awesome chat

retweeting some random melee player’s results post from 2015 just to feel something

im next up out atlanta

we should bring back that hungrybox campbells soup ad in the big 26 (2026) this year

gobblin that Pussay im like bok bok bok 🦃

did you guys see what happened at rhe fucking oscars last night. chris rock just…i cant rn

he slapped him. just in plain daylight

pizza frank ill have u know i started playin tekken like two weeks ago and i picked dragunov to start :^

denim denim denim 👀

im not nonbinary (i like being male) but if i were my name would be Denim.

spent 8 (yes 8) hours prepping for a pokemon draft league match if i dont win this week i will go into the distortion world and kick giratina’s sorry ass myself

every time i think about the wage gap in smash i bite my controller

aidanafoo

rhese arent even my drafts, i just lay in bed and type on my lil screen get the remaining creative juices out before i sleep. like my daily brain nectar.

i got she/her shooters for Real 🚺

3 bluesky likes is like. 40 twitter likes. im practically famous..

started leaving youtube comments again #nohomo

i throw Teatime Tim in the dance circle at the Genesis X3 boat party (top players only) and he hits the “2023 Vtuber Concert” dance move. knocks em dead every time

part tea rock is in the Hows Stone Night

forgot that while on sleep meds (relaxants), i have been taking pseudoephedrine for nasal decognestion which is a stimulant body taking screenshot joke

Shut the fuck up Toad

bump

i only tweet on bluesky at 4 in rhe morning but if i did any other time then (they) wouldn’t like it

hes not on here but i hope lars ssbm gnw has a good day every day

the lost art of Going Beast Mode </3

if i put pim smiling friends in my hjnge bio do yall think that would work

depression nap at 9pm idgaf anymore 💪

i wish i didnt feel so out of place all the time

this is one of the funniest tweets to me ever idk why also twitter does watermarks on screnshots now ew

i gifted this crewneck to a friend and dont get me wrong a gift is a gift but man this shit went hard…..5 bucks at the goodwill 😫

take a look yall: image0.png

draft dump….SIKE i tweet a stream of consciousness like the Void is my Canvass

downloaded “Poopr” the dating app for #RealShitters like me

lonely as a mothafucka but i tank that shit like the beast i am have a good day yall

im the ONLY person in this catholic church thinking about yaoi and ALSO the only one with a cartoon thought bunble hovering over my head, thus broadcasting yaoi directly before God and His People.

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

hes not on here but i hope lars ssbm gnw has a good day every day

PSA: i opened up “discord dating” as a bit in vc and that shit shows on your profile bruh do NOT open it even as a joke /srs /gen /like-joke-and-it-was-still-funny-but-not-worth-the-dms-i-will-wake-up-to