I have a habit of subscribing to streaming services to watch movies, hardly watching anything and then unsubscribing. But this past month I was determined not to waste another subscription. And I ended up watching 57 films in 28 days on Now TV. And here they are in order of least to most favourite:

I can’t get over how dogshit the ‘for you’ section of Now TV is. All it does is wait until I’ve watched something in its entirety, and then shoves it in that section. I’ve already seen it, it doesn’t need to be ‘for me’ anymore!!

My favourite part of this week’s Dynamite was watching MJF try to invoke the Psycho Mike clause. The crowd even chanted ‘piece of shit’ at him! Orange Cassidy’s drawing of Roddy was also v cute. I hope he finds his lost pet! 🫶🏻

Just started watching Furiosa and my GOD Hollywood needs to start letting Chris Hemsworth play more lil freaks.

I honestly don’t like the name The Brawling Birds. I’ve not heard a single British woman refer to themselves as a bird, but I’ve heard a lot of misogynistic men use it frequently enough that it sets off certain alarm bells. 🫠

I love Willow, but I don’t get why Marina Shafir can’t have a monster run with it now. She doesn’t need 2 belts, and then maaaaybe we can be treated to 3 separate women’s storylines for titles. 🫠 And a Marina open challenge would make up for how little they’ve let her wrestle generally.

Just watched ‘The Woman in the Yard’ and ‘The Front Room’ back to back, and I can’t wait for my brain to turn into soup and inevitably refer to both films as ‘The Woman in the Front Room’. ✌🏻

Decided to put Dynamite on while my brother was visiting for dinner, and while I don’t think it’s really his thing, there were 3 things he loved and really grabbed his attention: - the fact Kyle Fletcher is fit 👌🏻 - Toni calling Marina a ‘mixed martial arsehole’ - how hardcore Thekla v Kris was 😎💪🏻

My brother wanted to look at old photos, so I fiiiiiiinally have the specific reference for the FTR tracksuits:

What’s your comfort horror film? 🎬

Started watching Opus and unfortunately I think I might be obsessed with Dina, Simone 🙈 John Malkovich should just be out here making weird shit forever and ever

I know the wildcard is probably gonna be Cope & Christian, but god I hope it’s The Acclaimed. 😩🙏🏻 They did all those fun vignettes of them being forced to hang out and then… nothing. Where are they?? Show me my boys!!

I really wasn’t kidding when I said I was gonna try and watch as many films as possible in a month- so far I’m at 13 in 5 days. 🙈 The last one was the 2023 remake of The Toxic Avenger, which was so much fun that I’m mad on their behalf that I never saw it advertised at the time.

oh no, jack perry tried a new hairstyle and he somehow looks even cuter

Went to see Send Help this afternoon and really enjoyed it! Big ‘Act 3 of Triangle Of Sadness’ vibes, but Rachel McAdams such a compelling performer. No movie will ever convince me that she isn’t one of the hottest women alive, though.

I’m a week behind on wrestling, but I impulse-bought a NowTV Cinema subscription last night when I was feeling bad about myself so I’ll probably just be watching films I wanted to see in the cinema but missed out on for the foreseeable future. ✌🏻

Wtaf 🤯😍😍😍

Is next week a special show or something? Why suddenly so many title matches? Feels like how I book every single show in wwe2k23 myGM mode 🙈

This week is #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek. This cancer is highly preventable in the present day, because we know a lot about its cause: this horrid little dude, human papillomavirus (HPV). With what we know about HPV and its link to cervical cancer, eliminating the disease is possible...

It’s nice to know that even wrestlers don’t always know what to do with their hands in photos.

If they have a Mystery Wrestling show in London for All In it would objectively be amazing, but I’m already gutted knowing I can’t go to All In because my brother is going to Creamfields and we have no one else to look after the dog, I don’t think I could cope with missing out on both shows 😭😭😭

Fuck Bilewater forever. Back to being sick of this game, Groal the Great needs to piss off forever. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 (fwiw I like his actual fight- the regular enemies, the landscape, and the platforming to get there are TRASH and kill me before I can even fight him.)

Already obsessed with Davis and Doyle, I hope it’s gonna be a proper tag team and not just Don Callis Family shit where they change up who’s the tag team of the group every 3 weeks.

If Hobbs is leaving, don’t drop the trios belts to someone who is focused on the world title scene!! Stop doing this to the trios title!!! Just give the belt to HOOK, I promise we’ll all just go along with it!!!!

There's not much been missing from AEW but hairy, shouty men was one of those things

I’ve been ordered to share this YouTube playlist of Max and I’s team building efforts. @allelitewrestling.com youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Anthony Bowens and Max Caster relationship has.......... Improved???? Via AEW on X

Not gonna share the full thing yet because I wanna share each page when it’s full and this week’s AEW Dynamite is only half a page, but this is my favourite doodle so far. 😂🤼‍♂️ #wrestlingart

When Hangman and Swerve pulled out the cinder blocks my mum’s response was “looks like they should crack open a couple of beers and build a barbecue” Anyone on the AEW social media team wanna make that video?

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I have a theory that MJF has such distain for his fans (in kayfabe) and that’s why almost all of his shirt designs are unbelievably, inconceivably ugly (minus the crest designs). And oh boy, if this weeks Top Rope Tuesday isn’t the perfect example of that. 😬

Need someone to come round to my house and beat the Mount Fay area of Silksong for me. Sick of this shit now. 😠 And I made it to the 3rd bench so there’s no going back, if I can’t beat it then I guess I just never play the game again? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Trying a new thing this year! I do all my drawing digitally and I’ve been craving the feel of pen and paper for a few weeks, so I figured this is the prime opportunity to do that AND document some of my favourite wrestling matches of the year (because I always forget to do that 🙈) 🖊️ Art thread:

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Okay, I’m already obsessed with El Clon. 😎

Okay, she’s now a DIY queen. ✨ I use an IKEA plant stand and pots to hold my make-up, and I just mounted the pots on the wall using a piece of hardware used for joining segmented sofas together. 😎✌🏻 Now time to organise my make-up (that I never even wear), I guess. 😅

I need to stop being so pessimistic about myself: I DID get the painting done, as well as drilling more holes and reinstalling my mirror. So now my mirror has a cute lil border. 😎

I’m really enjoying Silksong so far, but I have to say my absolute favourite part of playing is when I pause to google a particular boss that I’m struggling with and see 16 Reddit posts titled ‘fuck that guy specifically’. Shouldn’t be helpful, but the camaraderie spurs me on.

Today I am ✨doing things✨ (AKA: I just filled 6 holes in my wall with polyfiller and now I will sit on my bed and scroll on my phone for an hour while I wait for it to dry and then I’ll decide that it’s getting too dark to start painting and go downstairs and play Silksong like I did all morning 👍🏻)

I will say, 2 matches I was VERY pleasantly surprised by: FTR vs Bang Bang Gang, and Darby vs Gabe Kidd. I don’t typically like street fights, or tons of blood in a regular singles match, but I thought both were excellent. 👌🏻

Can’t agree with any bad comments about Mox winning because my mum had so much fun watching and she was so happy when he won. And that’s what wrestling is truly all about. 🫶🏻

Always love seeing people in AEW crowds dressed as #neckstrong Roderick Strong. I hope it makes Roddy proud every time he sees it, knowing that he had a <6 month gimmick that was so entertaining and iconic that people are still dressing like it 2 years later.

Apologies for being a bother at Christmas, just sharing around again in case any non evil super rich people happen to be lurking 🤣 ko-fi.com/wrassletrash...

Gonna have to skip out on Worlds End tonight- my cold is kicking my ass a bit, and more importantly, my mum wants to watch but she’s working tomorrow (so happy she wants to watch!!). So we’ll be watching on Monday or Tuesday, and I’ll likely be offline til then. Hope everyone has fun!! 🫶🏻

Over the past 2 and a half years of being a wrestling fan, I acquired a total of 8 wrestling shirts. Until this month. This month I have bought 11 more. 😅

The way that Takeshita and Okada held up belts unrelated to the C2 has me fully convinced of my original theory: Fletcher wins the tournament, Okada and Takeshita feud of the international title. (But if it ends up IWGP belt v international belt I’m taking back every ounce of excitement I have)

Do we think Thunder Rosa is returning at Worlds End? I’m getting a ‘defeating former world champions to cement her legacy’ vibe from Statlander’s reign, and that she’s gonna eventually lose it to someone who’s never held it before (Thekla or Willow most likely).

It was even better than I expected! 💝💝💝 Can’t believe Jack Perry gave bare foot for Christmas, he really is wrestling for the tumblr girlies (gn).

Forget ‘Die Hard is a Christmas movie’, The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) is a Christmas movie because Seymour sings ‘‘tis the season to be jolly’ to Audrey jr while feeding it a severed foot.

I would kill for a Gabe Kidd/Darby Allin Tom & Jerry style angle, but they swap roles each week. Just elaborate plans to kill each other but never succeeding. Have it last the entire year. No wrestling, just shenanigans.