at a loss for words

New CSM chapter may have taken me about 3 minutes to read but damn was it worth the two weeks wait

Okay I think I'm back for real this time. Let's make some damn video games

hello everybody

remember emails? crazy stuff

Me when I've been left 4 dead: "no please don't leave me 4 dead"

On this special day, easter sunday, make sure to reach out to any eggs you know and thank them for their service

I like how you can be up late and cats are always up. At least one of them is

let the bodies hit the floor

YYYYYEEEEAAAAHH FUCK YEAH YES m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Evg...

What if a gay guy lived a totally pious life and never had sex with another man. Then he gets into heaven and is like "lmao tricked you now that I'm in heaven I get to fuck all the guys I want send them to my room" checkmate demiurge

Announcing my next project, Shuffle VS (working title). It's an online pvp shuffleboard-style game that's going to have a major card game component (just trust me). Prototype stage so far, more to come!

Watching white lotus is like a showcase of husbands that aren't on my level

This show is just about absolutely insane relationships and just...sitting in them

I wasn't really getting it while watching the first episode because I figured it was a drama. Before starting the second one is saw it was labeled a "black comedy" and then immediately I started to love it Kind of amazing what a perspective shift can do

This white lotus shit is hilarious

I normally don’t post on Twitter but last night I couldn’t resist, and it’s finally breaking containment. Someone asked Grok about the post and OH MY GOD

He loves the porch

brothers

Holy shit i guess when you ai generate your ads you make some of the most unappealing off putting shit I've ever seen and then pay money to get people to look at it

I've made and released a single video game I think I might be more of a "game dev" than he is

Are you ready for some tiny duckling slappy slaps Darth?

Android version has been uploaded to the itch page! Give the apk a download, it's fun

I am sad. Did a bunch of work making an android version of my game only to find out that to publish on the play store you have to jump through

Oh no this is the first time I've been personally offended by one of these. Lilo and Stitch is basically the only Disney movie that means anything to me

Launched a big update for my pac-like rogue-like game Puck Survive in preparation for an upcoming android release. It's free and even works in the browser, check it out awfullycrispy.itch.io/puck-survive/

Just realized my cat doesn't even know about space. He has no idea it's up there!!!!!

Portraits of Thomas at the Back Door

There is a star and a star and a dangerous gravity

There may be something wrong with me because whenever I see people just absolutely busting up because farts it's just the least funny thing I've ever seen Like it's not even mildly funny to the smallest degree, I can think of few things less funny than farts or farting

Okay git is so fucking annoying to deal with why is it like this

Just released another big update to my game. Go play it it's free and actually good awfullycrispy.itch.io/puck-survive

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine http://theonion.com/...

This is just plain fucking sad. Playing a game about exploration and discovery, and using AI to tell you where the fun is when the actual fun is FINDING THAT OUT Live, exist, enjoy the art in front of you

Nine Sols might be better than Hollow Knight

Day 2 after releasing my video game. I have done two updates one of which was significant Stop I must stop I can't

I've actually gotten some really good feedback on this from friends. Turns out people actually really like pac man

My pac-like rogue-lite game Puck Survive is now available for free on itch! Check it out: awfullycrispy.itch.io/puck-survive

Showing up to the fight in my "don't bully me I'll cum" shirt. Either they'll feel too weird to beat me up or I'll get to cum. Win-win

Spent two hours today programming a laser beam

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Made a cool main menu for my game and accidentally made the best Screensaver ever. Look at him trying his best

I hope the Buddhists are right because tbh soul reincarnation is like best case scenario for the afterlife I'm staying in samsara though you can miss me with that enlightenment stuff

Sure hope none of the hard working heroes at ICE were in the car when it violently burst into flames

🪦 Marvel Rivals 2025-2025

I need Meavis Beacon to teach me how to type. That'll fix me

How does she fucking do it

God I wish there was an easier way to do this