Sleepy Don. Don’t get me wrong, I also love a good nap. I am also not president.

Don’t threaten me with a deliciously good time.

dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.

#byepete #resistbot

Anyone ever have a job where not knowing shit about shit is acceptable?

25th Amendment now.

“I let them vote how they wish.”

Did Trump just stupid his way into socialism?

Ooh, a coat bath you say?

Why do only SUV’s, crossovers, and minivans get rear wipers? It’s bullshit.

On my sixth birthday, I received a card from my grandparents with the punchline, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”, and it blew my brain open to humor.

Game changer.

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

Don’t know who made this.

This would be so amazing. Imagine what this would do for Americans!

Sound logic here.

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

💯

“I know we have it. We don’t always govern it.”

I never imagined there would be a scenario in which NATO invaded the U.S. and I would consider supporting them.

It’s like MAGA Snopes

🤔

ILLEGAL ORDERS

Yeah, fucking nail Hegseth already.

@fantasyfootballers.bsky.social y’all should really ditch Twitter and move over here to monitor all the #triplegobbles (only one p, @jasonffl.bsky.social

Just once, I’d like to hear a reporter respond when he does this with “Quiet, Piggy.”

Well, this is curious.

Does this mean he’s gonna self-deport?

This should have been us.

When the next president is Dem and Dems control Congress, I need them to not pardon anyone. An example must be made of these people. By that I mean put them on the wall.

As a veteran, please give me 5 minutes in a closet with Stephen Miller. I’ll fulfill my oath.

Wow, there’s a lot to unpack here.

How do you live with yourselves?

If there are no reports, it can’t be bad!

Oh man, this is gonna backfire gloriously and I’m so here for it.

This should have been us.

Ring it on. We are 100% in the right.