If you haven’t already, now is a great time to start not supporting Gavin Newsome for president

I regret to inform everyone that cardio works

Man I’m not criticizing anyone who gets their ass up and marches around for something good, I don’t care if they’ve got a sign like “Domuld Drumpf hope u like Hamberders” they bought markers for that shit good for them

IG algorithm clocked me with this one I fear

Lore drop: I was in an episode of this show

And also a great excuse to buy more jockstraps

$56 increase on my 1 bed 1 bath god i love rent control

Just your friendly neighborhood public health regulator

It turns out biking a hundred miles a week is great for your ass

Sun set after 7

Keeping my work laptop on when I’m off work so they have to listen to me crank it

Wfh setup

Turning off my work laptop when I’m off the clock now because a back end accessible microphone in every federal worker’s home is Joseph McCarthy’s wet dream

I feel like a WWII soldier at work. Worried about my position. Looming fascism. Risk of legionnaires’ disease.

I volunteer 🙂‍↔️

My New Year’s resolution is what if everything is going to be okay?

Need to maintain my quota

Medic

I hate it here

I also think people that order delivery and don’t have clearly lit house numbers should all fucking die miserable deaths

Post a picture of yourself from December of last year

Me: [lying down to go to sleep] My brain:

My discover and popular with friends feeds talking to each other

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

It’s actually alchemy, not pact magic

How your email finds me

When threads came out I tried to be clever but that didn’t work so here are my tits

They have a singular concern. Power. Anything they say they are doing, or care about, ask: "Does this give them more power?" If no, they are lying. If yes, it's the truth.

The best thing bluesky has over twitter is it actually loads on my phone with the terrible service I have at work

Reskeet the profile picture

Got my covid shot and was very brave about it

Didn’t think this app would ever start to get traction