Me: "Hi yes, I'd like to order some positivity and hope for the future please?" Them: "oooh sorry, all we can offer you is existential fear and dread, but we do offer those on a payment plan"

Fuck it, let's do this. Be the change you want to see in the world and all that. Post your pinks & reds! if it's got more R than it does G or B, if it's got more M than C Y or K, it belongs in this thread! #nerdlings #art #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminiatures #oldhammer

Clients: we want to get the best value from your time during this engagement. Also clients: Join this daily 1 hour call at 9:30 to pointlessly discuss the previous days findings. Someone shoot me please. It's the only way to make it stop.

So this happened. 🤓

OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING

So... How is everyone else's day going?

Ahh balance data slates. That wonderful time where everyone in the #warhammercommunity pretends that they are a hard-core tournament player that is going to be absolutely ruined because a unit went up by 10 points. Wonderful stuff.

Morning folks

My greatest achievement! Bronze in the Warhammer 40,000 Vehicle & Monster category at Golden Demon Germany 2007.

Good Morning bsky. This classical playlist seems apt for the current times. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDv...

Warhammer Community: "FUCK RESIN, RESIN SUCKS" Also Warhammer Community: "Oh sick, new Necromunda mini, LETSGOOO!" Also also Warhammer Community: "Just get a 3D printer bro, fuck GW" Me knowing what material a 3D printer uses:

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

I am awake, I am logged into the warhammer website, and I am ready to buy some Emperors Children.

Jawas are diversifying #starwars

My Posse? Mashed Out.

"Blobby, blobby, blobby!"

Liverpool FC are not playing football this weekend, which means it's going to be a very #warhammerweekend. I have BIG plans, I will likely fail to complete even 50% of them, but the plans remain BIG!

Roll 2 D12 for your successor chapter 1. Angel 2. Dark 3. Blood 4. Space 5. Knight 6. Black 7. White 8. Ultra 9. Silver 10. Warrior 11. Iron 12. Skull 1. Brassicas 2. Lubricant 3. Plugs 4. Glitter 5. Fuckers 6. Hooters 7. Bums 8. Hedgehogs 9. Fabulousness 10. Donkeys 11. Hula hoops 12. Socks

6. Black. 12. Socks. Welp.

Mental health is so important. I've been going through a few things lately and the main thing that's gotten me through is having a routine, and taking pleasure from simple things like the corner shop having Cherry Coke in the fridge, or remembering the KitKats in the cupboard.

OK, so I setup the camera, I started the music playlist, I had everything ready to go for my first And then nerves got the better of me and I didn't Go-Live haha I have done public speaking in front of 100's of people... but that little "Start Stream" button is terrifying lol

What's your current social media strategy?

First month free...

I think I might stream doing the rest of the sculpting on the Forgefiend tonight. I got everything setup over the weekend, just haven't plucked up the courage to be judged by people on the internet yet... silly brain...

Update: This is going to take a while lol #deathguard #40k #nerdlings

After a brief hiatus, the work continues on the Forgefiend #deathguard #40k #nerdlings

In Liverpool we just say "Belter that innit!" Why use more word when less word work.

www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... I AM NOT FINANCIALLY OR TEMPORALLY PREPARED FOR THIS PRE-RELEASE! #40k #emperorschildren #nerdlings

Pretty sure video games don't have to look better than this

Post an image you can hear

Post an image you can hear

WIP Nurglifying a Forgefiend for muh #deathguard warband.

Post something Green 💚 🐉

Throwback Thursday Post something Green 💚 🐉 🔥

Will post a little review of the new @thearmypainter.bsky.social John Blanche paint sets later, they arrived yesterday along with a DipIt brush which looks like it will be absolutely lovely. The "Blanche Berry" has me particularly intrigued.

Got my haircut for the first time in 2025. Now my head is cold. I want my hair back.

Finally got a better solution for storing my paints than having them in a random box 📦 15 quid each from Jeff's Discount Goods Emporium. (Not pictured, my unsorted Vallejo paints lol)

Anyone know where I might acquire 3 Chaos Warhounds (the little dog like things, not the giant stompy robots)? Not paying GW 40 quid for 20 when I only want three, and all the eBay listings are for the old metal ones. (I wanna kitbash an Ogryn Beast Handler since they don't make em no more)

Not a massive Star Wars guy, but I adore the music. So enjoy while you do whatever it is you're doing today :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lET5...

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Just re-read post on my TL and now I'm off to buy chocolate because my brain focused in on the word "TwiX"

Current mood: Resisting the urge to reply to all "Why is X like Y?" related Warhammer Lore questions on Reddit with "BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!"

I bought a camera mount thing for like a tenner, with the idea that I might actually attempt to stream myself painting/hobbying at some point... See how my brain goes...

I HAVE HOT WATER AND HEATING AGAIN! REJOICE FRIENDS

This is what "going to buy one pot of paint" looks like #nerdlings #40k #deathguard #warhammercommunity

I wish Warhammer Official were here. I'm never going on TwiX again.

OK, so today might be the first time I have ever actually used my reporting day to actually write a report... And I'm basically done... no client work until tomorrow now... Think I might take a cheeky train into town and visit the FLGS :)