Didn’t ask for that tone.

I was looking for my glasses for about 20 seconds. They were on my face.

Reading any headlines in America

CAN I HELP U

Everything is fine and good and then you see race photos and want to launch yourself into the sea.

Monday cat.

Well then. Episode two (season two) of The Last of Us was WHOLLY unenjoyable.

Never miss a #caturday

My kid’s explanation of the digestion process: “First it goes in your mouth, then your heart mashes it all up, then it turns brown, then it’s made into little balls, then it’s mashed up AGAIN, and then it goes out your… tuchus.” I don’t know how my 7 year old speaks Yiddish. But this makes sense.

April’s level of dissociating.

Spring is amazing for at least like 3 days. 🌸🌺🪻

Same

I’ve read 37 books so far this year, which is absolutely out of control for me. My level of dissociation has peaked in 2025.

Go support your favorite independent bookstore today, ok?

Friday cat up in my business.

Thursday cat

The thing about having a small child is I wonder if he’ll miss just a few pieces of this Easter candy?

Everything AND the kitchen sink.

Seems like last weekend was the wrong time to finally start watching The Last Of Us. 😅

Monday.

Running in Madison gives me hope. #seenonmyrun

Just wants to have a word with RFK Jr.

Oh OK so this is the first mass shooting where it’s not even the top breaking news because the rest of America continues to very dramatically crumble simultaneously.

today cat is uninterested

NOT NOW, AARON PARNAS. WE ARE VERY TIRED.

Couldn’t we have left that rocket in space?

Happy 414 Day, #Milwaukee. My favorite photo I’ve taken here. 🩶

Sunday scary.

Little girl at the school playground has on a t-shirt that says “I got my daddy’s TEMPER and my mommy’s ATTITUDE.” Oh my god I hate it.

No matter how far we progress as a society there are still people who treat Facebook statuses like Twitter.

Excuse the whiskers

Perpetually

Ope. 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Wisconsin had a great week, but otherwise who needs an economy, amirite?

@bikewaukee.bsky.social Saw this just now and thought of you! 🤍

Wicked has replaced The Eras Tour as my comfort background entertainment on the TV.

🧀🧀🧀

🥳🥳🥳🥳

Wisconsin did a good job.

humanity had a good run 🙃

I am SCREAMING crying throwing up omg 😭👏

do you think Cory Booker can make it for 3 years and about 10 months longer?

WISCONSIN. GO VOTE.

Ah, the eve of another election that could further demolish civilization. 🥰🥲 #wisconsin

Vroom.

Indoctrination. 🩷💚

“Mommy what’s a cat’s favorite color?” “…” “Prrrrrple.”

Caturday etc.

My child just walked out of the kitchen holding a piece of bacon muttering “my baby,” so he gets it.

Sure, it’s 77 degrees in Milwaukee. But the wind will blow you across the Great Lakes.