New read. 📚

The USC Thornton School of Music has appointed Solange as the school’s first scholar in residence She will she will teach a course on music curation, host student-focused workshops and more

D’Angelo 😞

Mario is a G-list celebrity. He had no business being ugly to the camera man.

The Ed Gein movie is a Ryan Murphy project which explains why it’s doing too much.

I’m going to 🍃and cook a fat steak. 🥰

My vacuum sealer just arrived. Off to Costco for protein!!

I really hope life turns around for a lot of you—shit is rough but it’s also sad watching your spirit rot by way of your interactions online.

Watching Netflix and I saw a TikTok commercial. I’ve NEVER seen a TikTok commercial since I joined in 2022. Yeaaaaa they definitely sold it. 😩

I don’t need a man, I need four raw Burmese bundles and a random deposit of $5000. 😌✨

When TikTok is banned here next spring, IG reels are going to suffer. Because reels are just rolled over TikToks.

And if the function is playing yacht rock? I’m on the dance floor. 💃🏾

We have to stop introducing ourselves astrologically We need to use the Big 3 FP’s (flavor profiles) I’m a USS (umami salty sweet) Stay with me…

The amount of pickled vegetables and vinegars I have in my fridge…

Tidal > Spotify & Apple Music

No because your sex drive really gets out of hand in your 30s.

At this point, it’s almost standard.

I’m leaving voicemails for the foreseeable future.

Let’s make some breakfast

I just purchased a vacuum sealer and I’m about to hit Costco hard. Winter is coming and it’s going to be shaky.

Sometimes I think about how I’ll never hear Whitney Houston live. 😩

I’m sure this is a fetish.

Nothing can prepare you for the last slide.

Soon as it’s time for me to airdrop something here goes my phone overheating. Chile anyway.

Went to Minneapolis and that dry air and dust tore my ass up. Omg.

Men love it when you’re mean to them.

A new jack swing themed party would GO! Omg.

New Jack Swing is the ultimate genre.

While I wanted to do ginger for fall, blue black is the color moving forward. 🫡

Yessir!!!!!

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

Ppl look at me crazy because I still wear a mask when flying, but there’s still too much wet coughing and sneezing happening.

Me

I know I’m allergic to my job because every time I have to travel for them I come back looking ugly. Allergies flared up. Pimple on my forehead. Energy drained. Get me outta here.

White boys aren’t the only ones consuming right wing red pill media, it’s a lot of black boys falling into the pipeline too and more parents should give a fuck about it

I’ve met some amazing people and started a dinner club.

I survived another annual offsite that could’ve been an email.

Being an introverted Black Woman at work is a special kind of hell.

I did an escape room last night. Run that again.

“Can we normalize…” Nigga just do it.

For the past two days I’ve indulged in cheese curds. I will be on that trail Friday!

I’ve been up since 3am today.

I thought “sit down air” was just an online joke, but I was victimized just now.

Taylor Swift is the oldest teenager I’ve ever seen.

Sometimes, we need leave greatness where it is.

Sometimes I look at the discovery tab and see that this app won’t be this app for long.

Traveling for work should be a crime.

If Texas wasn’t crockpot year round, I would definitely have one. Best sleep.

Individualism is killing this country

Time for a mid afternoon nap. 😌✨